CLIMAX
>my worth as a person is tied to my vagina
every time.
Check the catalog, this has already been posted. But seriously, who cares about this dumb thot?
Oh no, right in the benis!
she is so narcissistic, she thinks guys care if she cums. I hope she gets FGM in the most painful way.
Checked and rekt
Im married but if i was an incel, my reply to not getting a woman to orgasm would be; who cares?
Lmao, women are like children.
QUICK SHOUT RACISM oh shit that didnt work uhh YOUR A VIRGIN gottem
typical jewish potty mouth humor. pee pee poo poo vagina sex
I made my gf cum 3 times last night
It’s not hard. Literally flick the bean. Sorted.
Wow, fuckin rekt, pol virgins
Why must they always virginity-shame me?
>we can all learn how to code
>guys
>is
K, sweetie.
I wouldn't tap that roast-beef stench twat even if it was made of gold and lady-came diamonds.
user - join Operation SYG today!
Its the one thing they can gatekeep from you. They are weak and frail and could not survive without you and can't risk driving you away. So (just like a child) they have to hurt you in the only way they can, by saying mean things.
fucking thots
I wouldn't be surprised if she's making these threads.
So like are some guys just retarded when it comes to sex? I'm really confused. The fact that this is a running female gag joke is surprising. Is it a dick size joke? Is it an attack on manhood joke?
I feel like these jokes should be turned onto the women for having such shit taste in Beta cucks who don't know how to rub a moist vertical flesh slit that can get off to running water.
Have any anons had trouble pleasing a roastie? I've even been with turbosluts as loose as air and it still wasn't hard. I feel like this is just a fake attack on Men about being self conscious about how well we perform at sex.
Sounds like she's getting ready for her new career in porn.
She’s right though. I’m a femanon and programmer. My coworker went on a vacation with me, we were drunk and I ended up sleeping with him. He did NOT know how to do it, I didn’t climax.
He cried after and confessed that he was a 40 year old virgin
ArguingWithHoles.tiff
the female orgasm is LITERALLY the most important thing in the universe
>cant argue against my own rhetoric
>i know lets jump to ad hominem!
LEARN
TO
CODE
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But cosmo told me wanting women to climax is sexist
I've never had a woman make me cum. Always have to finish it off myself while they keep cumming constantly on my dick until they pass out or are starting to get raw and dehydrated.
I don't understand it, I got a dick on the small side of normal, and don't drill their holes like a jack hammer or something, they just can't last.
fpbp
>arguing_with_holes.jpg
In my day
>men come first
>and women, sometimes not at all
Well, why is it a bad thing?
The best part is watching these journalist whores beg for jobs on twitter. The only thing better would be reading their blog posts a few months from now with titles like "I lost my buzzfeed job and had to suck dick behind dumpsters to pay the rent. Here's why that's a good thing"
> implying we care if a woman climaxes
wew
You know what would combat Chloe? Telling her she failed in life. Couldn't hack it as a journalist or a half-ass one at that. AND telling her that sex robots are going to be replacing her before long.
Imagine the faces...
That shits not actually real is it
I am woman, hear me roar.
fpbp
she's right you know
Precisely
Doesn't matter. Still had sex.
Why do women do this when they dont want to be objectified?
Stop, it's some sort of operation. These journalists are going to be fine. You're declaring victory where there is none.
HA HA GOT EM. THOSE INCELS NEVER LEARN. THEY CAN'T FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES LIKE ME!
ITS SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD TO GET LAID AS A WOMAN!!! HAHAHAGHAH
LOL Yes, it's real.
100% real
>name
I'm dead. This is now a YLYL thread.
You do have a point. These "journos" will never struggle a day in their life. They're clearly willing to resort to prostitution and at least one of them has been begging and has her paypal on her twitter, asking for "tips"...
HOLY FUCK
WHY DO THESE JOURNALISTS KEEP BTFOING US?
>I mean, we can all learn to code
No, you can't.
>10 things you didn't know about X and why you're a shitlord
>Hard
Weird, women pay me to put them on vacbeds and play their fantasies of being dominated.
The watersports flow as much as the money.
>You're declaring victory
If there are keks to be had, it's a win. They're triggered right now, and that's quite funny to me.
Not any argument.
I'm pretty sure I could write a program that produces better articles than these "journalists".
Where we don't lose it's automatically a victory.
kek, good one
>we can all learn to code
/thread
It wouldn’t hurt if you got your dick wet bro
see like, thats just wrong
so theres no point in talking about it
I don't need to because I have a job and can pay a woman to only care about my climax without the nagging. They can't shame sex work anymore.
"Are you telling me that I'll learn to bring a woman to climax?"
"I'm telling you that when robo-waifus are widely available, you won't have to"
EBIC
grammatically correct. It's not 'guys is', it's 'none ... is'. Guys is in the prepositional phrase.
Cringe
>resorting to the hole argument
Everytime
pornhub is hiring
Can we spell learn to code on this twitter post?
>woman
>learning how to code
pick one bitch
The female orgasm is a myth, they just trick themselves into thinking they “came” subconscious penis envy is really quite simple
>my vagina
The sign a woman has conceded the argument.
>pol posters can't write better and more truthful articles than roasties at huffpo
Pissing does not equal cumming you moron.
SHOTS FIRED
Honestly the best way to prove these lefties wrong is for these so called incels to start posting clips of themseves plowing chicks while wearing MAGA hats. Bonus points for dogging brown chicks.
Anyone got that "arguing with holes" pic? I wanna tweet it at her
Yep. Cringed hard when one of the top comments was "correcting" that. There's a special place in hell for people who correct someone when they're actually wrong themselves.
Magnificent bastards
>not cowboys and indians
get off my board zoomer
>learn to deep throat
Hell hath no fury like Jow Forums sperg posts. Let the games begin.
That's funny. Who said I give a shit about whether she climaxes or not?
Sadly enough, a lot of women are turned by rape fantasies and force, so if I grab her hair and mercilessly torture why I plow her again her will, her twisted little mind would probably induce and orgasm.
I hate this sick fucking world by the way.
Actually, the best one is cowboy Pepe holding up a Tyrone nigger.
>11 best places to suck dick for cash in LA
>Men cum when you suck their dicks, here's why that's racist
>The prostitution discrepancy; why won't ex-journalists sleep with black men for cash?
Fantastic.
Holy shit, fucking rekt!
Nice attention post. My girlfriend is also a programmer and browses Jow Forums However, she never says that she's a female, because she understands a lot of the dudes here are thirsty perverts and only a pathetic thot would go out of her way to announce her gender. That's why we're anonymous.
Good job being a drunken slut, by the way.
(FYI This is the first time I've ever said something mean to a "girl." Feels good to get this off my chest)
>30 Harry Potter quotes that inspired me during my dick sucking career
>What sucking Trump supporters' dicks taught me about women of color
>25 Beyonce gifs to get you in the mood for doing gay for pay
Coding requires a good understanding of logic, so... no.
Isn't the point of cosmo to rediscover the
Ways to bring a woman to an orgasm every week.
I stimulate not enough, i tries harder, I stimulates too much now. I ejaculated and then she goldilocks zones in on herself and finishes the work just right.
Wtf else is cosmo for?
rekt
>beautiful diverse inclusive baby we built from scratch
>t. childless millennial
Inferior file format
Sage. This has been pruned twice
Ahhhhhh hell *clap emoji* naw *clap emoji* bitch *clap emoji*
Believe Neo