Brit/pol/ - The BASED Trump Edition

>Trump the neocon shill caves on the wall
theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/25/shutdown-latest-news-trump-reopens-government-deal-democrats

>NHS to offer paid-for DNA tests if patients share data
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47013914

>Saff lunden 'ard cunts beat blue norf fc
bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/46979412

>Why the hashtag #ThingsDisabledPeopleKnow went viral
bbc.co.uk/news/av/disability-47000390/why-the-hashtag-thingsdisabledpeopleknow-went-viral

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FUCK ANIME

FPBP

>>implying the real Prube is alive and didn't die screaming German obscenities in the streets after a proper good binge
this

>no because when I start I can’t stop
also, wtf is that supposed to mean? God, those women, I never understand them.

anime is cool that's why i buy em

>Someone spent time making this shit.

REPORT ALL RULEBREAKING TROLL THREADS AND ALL TROLLS WITHIN!

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agreed

oh what a mess

What's the matter Y*nk?
Still not realised Donald Trump is the celebrity George W. Bush yet?

oh fuck off you israeli guzzler

you're retard for using trump as thread pic. this place will be shit up schizo's even further

that mad george w bush is a rasper and a half

as you might've noticed i'm slightly of the jewish persuasion

>Family history of alcoholism
>Been drinking almost every day recently and have been craving beer in work
>Developing a tolerance, where alcohol that would have gotten me smashed only a few months ago only gets me steamed now

When should I start worrying?

Now, just stop drinking

personally i think they should introduce a law into scotland forbidding any guy from wearing skinny jeans with the arse hanging out the top cos these days when i go out on the pull i cant tell the guys from the birds and thats resulted in some violent morning after experiences let me tell you

unironically now
You're not a full alcoholic yet but you're certainly on track to becoming one. Join AA, speak to your GP, seek help now whilst it's (relatively) easier to quit and before you've done your body real damage.
Count yourself lucky you're nipping it in the bud like this, people lose their health, homes, relationships and livelihoods over this.

Should be a UN treaty that

Evening lads, what are your plans for today?

Now

can attest to this. i know a person who had everything. a family, house, good reputation as a lawyer and a soul-mate. started drinking into oblivion, divorced, about to get evicted.

there's nothing to worry about

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Probably bed in a couple hours

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Jow Forums migrant here
Fled from the board of the tranny shilling
Is brit/pol/ just like /britfeel/?

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Jow Forums is a tranny website mate

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>Is brit/pol/ just like /britfeel/?
they're all anons but funnily enough I think they're more cliquey than we are.

Last week mate

>Is brit/pol/ just like /britfeel/?

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Ghosted me already, should I wait until tomorrow or clarify that I misunderstood her question? (Last thing I said was name of my accommodation but I think she was just asking what I was up to). It’s been 30 minutes.

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>Liz
>Blonde
>I'm in Keynes
Try better covering up mate

Yup, was about to say that

Why do people use this shitty translucent highlighter to blur? I can fucking see underneath that, just use a proper black brush.

Also from that you didn't misunderstand her question. The conversation is in a bit of a branch line though.

are you all new? they do it on purpose to fool people into thinking they have sex

I'm new to Jow Forums yeah
Jow Forums migrant here, fresh meat

i'm depressed

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Dude don’t ask /pol for advice with women some broad just canceled on me 2 hours before a date Jesus fuck I need out of here I’m starting to sympathize with Eliot Rodger

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>That conversation
>Sex

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i get sex
it cheers me up
for a while

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newfag

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i don't really believe this one

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I made up my mind
Going back to /britfeel/
Feels weird already
But will post here ever so often

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you've all gone very quiet lads

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see you tomorrow cunt

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I feel like I can't stop. I'm drinking right now. But I only see my mates once every two weeks at this rate. Alcohol is the only thing that makes me feel genuinely happy lately. I can't stop now. Maybe in future I will.

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Dude just stop drinking

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Aren't you a registered nonce?

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show us your kamehameha

you won't, don't lie to yourself
F for your soul

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No
Aren't you a known sex offender?

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im waiting on a different story

>kamehameha
wtf is that?

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>I feel like I can't stop.
yeah, that's why you need to get help. You've managed to cut out the "big shock to the system which forces you to evaluate your addiction" stage and realised you have a problem now, which is great, but you have to act on it and make someone irl aware who can actually help you.

See ya soon fren

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Just stop you weak fuck

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are we having fun yet?

>virgin talks on addiction
refreshing from all the virgin talks on sex but just stop yeah

When you start turning yellow.

let people do what they want to themselves fuck

stop being such possessive virgins

yes

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The urges really just creeped up on me, man. It morphed from "I'd like a beer with a mate later on" to "Jesus, I can't wait to have that first sip of a pint of IPA later on"

My uncle who was an alcoholic for 25 years and is now recovered for over six years lives outside my back in a cabin, so maybe I should ask him for advice and support.

im not

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bit personal

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i'd hug you

lol

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too personal

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Just let everyone be a slave to their own desires guys omfg xD

im getting these live btw im not some virgin who just saves others pics

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>so maybe I should ask him for advice and support.
Do that, he'll understand completely and won't judge you.

oh mate you really do need a hug

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are you 12?

oof

Stop drinking right now m8

No man I’m just trying to have fun man :p

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by never having sex?

probably going to become an escort soon

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quite hurtful

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Hey man not cool :@

>small things

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workers of the world btfo

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this

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me too

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