Venezuela General /vg/ - Ebin Security Council Bantz Edition

QUICK RUNDOWN:
>Venezuela suspends deadline for US diplomats to leave country; talks underway
>Diplomatic tensions replace protests.
>WSJ: Mike Pence called Guaido night before 23Jan to ask him to go full coup
>Military pledges allegiance to Maduro.
>General Mourão says Brazil will not participate in military intervention.
>Maduro orders US diplomats to leave within 72 hours. US recalls ‘non-essential’ diplomats from Venezuela, vows to keep embassy open
>Maduro orders closure of Venezuelan embassies and consulates in US.
>AOC, Gabbard, Jill Stein, voices support for Maduro
>Reuters is reporting that up to 400 Russian military contractors have been deployed in Venezuela.
>Maduro wants dialogue with oppostion. Guiado neglects his offer.
>Maduro calls for popular rebellion against coup.
>Neocon Elliot Abrams, from Ronald Reagan & George W. Bush admin, hired to manage Venezuelan crisis
>France, Spain, Germany give Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro 8 days to setup new elections or they will recognize Juan Guaidó as President.
>Bank of England, lobbied by US, wants to steer 1.2bi of Vzla assets to Guaido.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jOjvJAfIMSI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Venezuela
miamiherald.com/latest-news/article225129345.html
pastebin.com/zPdCybUc
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youtube.com/watch?v=BvAAY7UiMH8
youtube.com/watch?v=0MxUyqMquVc
aljazeera.com/news/2018/12/saudi-arabia-recruited-darfur-children-fight-yemen-nyt-181229111259452.html
reliefweb.int/report/yemen/yemen-conflict-dg-echo-un-ngos-acled-media-echo-daily-flash-14-december-2018
theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/21/yemen-young-children-dead-starvation-disease-save-the-children
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Epic bantz at Security Council today:

* destabilizes the region forever and creates largest refugee crisis in Latin America

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I hope there is a civil war for dead mutts

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>What's going on with the /sg/ lads?


They're Iran's bitch, and leaking into this general to represent the mullah's vested interests in status quo in Venezuela.

They need to fuck off back to SodomiteGeneral, aka /sg/.

add houthis

It will turn into their new Yemen/Syria

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>BASED Anti-imperialist Bolivia

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>Maduro literally bankrupts the national oil company with good old unchecked corruption and runs a country's economy to the ground as Chávez seized the means of production for any other exports but forgot that you actually have to produce shit for yourself with them, effectively turning the country into a banana republic
>aaaAAA FUCKING GRINGOS CREATING THE WORST REFUGEE CRISIS IN LA THROUGH INTERVENTIONISM WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

>socialism is good

Allah!
Venezuellah!
\Maduro w/ Bas!

Maduro wasn't the one who destroyed Oil prices in hopes of damaging Russias economy

>Chávez seized the means of production

Venezuela has less government intervention in their economy than France. You are very fake news.

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All the USA did was develop their domestic oil industry and buy more oil from Canada.

The Saudis were the ones who got into price wars with Russia.

Alright. That is indeed their containment thread, but so is /ptg/ for is for reddit, awooposters and twitter screencaps.
>France
>situation is chaotic and represents a threat to regional stability
Sure is.
priorities. 1st, respect will of people. France hails courage of protestors that took over streets. As Macron said
Yet he doesn't want this for his own people.
>France urges VZLA to allow NGOs in to help.
Fuck off. at least those owned by soros or any other kike.
>France is a staunch propoenent of blablabla liberty
Haha, no.

you know
its impressive how the fist implication fits brazil

> Carter States That the Election Process in Venezuela is “the Best in the World”

businesswire.com/news/home/20120921005758/en/Carter-States-Election-Process-Venezuela-“the-World”

Saudis are commiting way worse crimes then Maduro, why don't you go fucking invade them

Except that's wrong, retard.
At least learn the least bit about the country before shitposting here.

>All the USA did was develop their domestic oil industry and buy more oil from Canada.

And invade Iraq and Libya to keep prices in oil high, but OK shill!

Venezuela did fine with the barrel at $5 two decades ago. Why not now?
HA
youtube.com/watch?v=jOjvJAfIMSI

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yeah, the irony of it all was quite funny. russian federation had somethings to say about that too!

Threadly reminder that:
Juan Guaido: "member of the centrist social-democratic Popular Will party"
POPULAR WILL PARTY
The Socialist International (SI) is a worldwide association of political parties which seek to establish democratic socialism
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
Popular Will party: "Admitted as full member in December 2014!"
TL;DR
both sides are trying to (((JEW))) Jow Forums

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>Except that's wrong, retard

>Government spending as a percentage of GDP in Venezuela in 2007 was 30%, smaller than other mixed economies such as France (49%) and Sweden (52%).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Venezuela

You are FAKE NEWS shill

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High oil prices are good for countries that make money exporting their oil, so that would only help Venezuela. Plus Iraq already stabilized and started exporting oil. A glut of oil on the markets is not good for countries that make their money SELLING oil

>linking to Kikepedia
>fake news
Oh the irony

We have the same process and use the same electronic voting machined and no, it's far from even decent.
The machines are full of security holes and the code is worse than pajeet-tier, vote counting is done electronically too through a fucking phone line and statistical analysis shows that it's very likely our elections are being frauded.

>AOC, Gabbard, Jill Stein, voices support for Maduro
based and red-pilled, it feels me with glee to see all the oy-veys on twitter and in the newspapers about it

At this point though, the SAP that the IMF would force through in exchange for loans would be 20 times worse. The best hope is for Maduro to follow the economic model Russia proposed, wait for oil prices to rise again, and then eventually unify or somehow fix the exchange rate issue, it may take 10 years or more but it's better than the alternative.

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Endless stream of globalist shills on here.

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>government spending = economic control

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I'm not following this shit, but seriously there are leftist politicians in the democratic west still backing the Venezuelan government?!!?? I really can't believe it / require sources.

>We have the same process and use the same electronic voting machined and no, it's far from even decent.

You say this in a dictatorship that is Bolsoberg.

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Don't have time to watch it all, thanks a lot for putting it all into greentext. I'll read it all later probably when I have time.

i love maDUROOOOOO!!! :DDDD

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You are doing God's work
You are appreciated Socrates user
BASED

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oof
miamiherald.com/latest-news/article225129345.html

so tell us how higher oil prices are a bad thing for countries that rely on oil exports to survive

Man he looks completely transparent

>They're Iran's bitch
Oh the irony

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He's just temporary president. They are supposed to hold new elections after Maduro falls. If they don't do it, then we remove him too.

he loves Israel more tho XDDDDDDD
went on several paid trips to promote the "brand"

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Based and Great Satan-pilled

>Further yet, price controls, expropriation of numerous farmlands and various industries, among other disputable government policies including a near-total freeze on any access to foreign currency at reasonable "official" exchange rates, have resulted in severe shortages in Venezuela and steep price rises of all common goods, including food, water, household products, spare parts, tools and medical supplies; forcing many manufacturers to either cut production or close down, with many ultimately abandoning the country as has been the case with several technological firms and most automobile makers
At least read what you post.
>The best hope is for Maduro to follow the economic model Russia proposed
>Maduro
I don't think you get it. Maduro won't. Not because he wouldn't want to, but because at this point it's impossible for him to control corruption within his own file. He's already proven that during these past 3 years.
Sadly, there's no alternative. I do agree the IMF is a fucking cancer on earth, but Venezuela has no option but to sell itself to the kikes if it hopes to at least manage starvation.

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Cheers amigos.

I placed it in pastebin for future uses.
pastebin.com/zPdCybUc

>Money over everything is good

>I want hyperinflation, people starving in the streets and empty supermarkets

>pastebin.com/zPdCybUc
Legend. I was going to do it. Thanks a lot!

>Hunger over money is good

At least (almost) everyone is equally poor.

>sell out to IMF
>privatize all resources and utilites
>inflation and currency go back to normal
>save up money
>wait till the US falls apart to race war and is unable to do anything in SA
>nationalize all the oil and utilities again and get Russia or China to defend against any threatened invasion
>????
>profit

It will be again soon
believe and organise

Loving Maduro but not loving kikes would be silly.

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>oil prices are high
>good old Chavez provides gibsmedats to keep people happy and keeps economy 90% dependent on oil
>Maduro follows same scheme
>oil prices fall
>no more gibsmedats, no food, no toilet paper
>answer is to inmediately seize whatever industry that could still produce anything, run it to the ground because of corruption, now economy is 99% dependent on oil
>YANKEES GO HOME IMPERIALIST SABOTAGE
Even if oil prices rose tomorrow and kept high for 10 years in a row it wouldn't fix shit

I also did for previous OAS meeting.
pastebin.com/Eq3UU1ZE

pastebin.com/zPdCybUc

I like how you think, but our "opposition" leaders are too cucked to pull something like that off in the first place.

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yeah, ,but only one paid him to promote their "brand".

Are you implying that the opposition is not cucked?

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>He's just temporary president. They are supposed to hold new elections after Maduro falls. If they don't do it, then we remove him too.
let CIA act, we should not intervene if Venezuelans are not really going to uprooting socialism

Noice! Pure legend and saved!

As much as I despise Cuba. I still despise Cuba.

Sorry to hurt you feelings Jose, but all of those nations are on the left side.

>I want money to be the sole arbiter of everything on earth.
>I will ignore every financial crisis caused by the above theory including Indonesia in the Asian crisis where "True free-market capitalism" was imposed by the US, 3 key global depressions. Russia in the 90s. IMF and World Bank and monetarist theories that have failed in the past 4 decades
>I don't understand different points of view

>hunger due to US sanctions on capital controls is true freedom

Sadly we are on the wrong side of heaven, be sold our souls many years ago, nothing we can do.

>Brazilian trump voter
Are you kikes even trying Anymore?

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The country was practically Zimbabwe tier with the US not interfering at all, but keep pushing your retarded narrative shill.

>centrist social-democratic
>centrist
>social-democratic
LMAO

This is for you
Watch for CIA FOUNDER casually discuss your country as if it's his errant child
>We had to get rid of Allende
youtube.com/watch?v=BvAAY7UiMH8

at least we can play some futbol in the wrong side, user

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forsenCD

>Centrist
>Social Democratic
Maybe this man is his idol

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Thank god

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Does anyone have the video of Maduro eating a fancy feast?

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Why do you shill these images every single thread? I know CNN ain't covering pro-Maduro rallies, but I could post pics of them too. At least post new pics. Keep it fresh!

when will it happen this is gay and boring

>OIL DOES GOOD
>"GREAT RULER!!!! NO NEED TO DIVERSIFY ECONOMY!!! IT'S ALL THANKS TO THE GLORIOUS LEADER THAT WE ARE INA GOOD SITUATION!!!"
>oil does bad
>"FUCK AMERICANS THEY ARE DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY!!! WHY CAN'T WE BE LEFT ALONE!!!!"

>not interfering at all
burger education lads.

Right here.
youtube.com/watch?v=0MxUyqMquVc

>Oil prices
That fucking excuse doesn't explain why Norway, Saudi Arabia, and every other petro-Rentier state didn't fucking collapse into a heap like Venezuela.

(((both sides)))

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Mother fucker

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>crowdlet is afraid of big crowds for Guaido

You don't find it an issue that a country's entire economy is dependent on one resource?

What crimes? Like killing that journalist that no one cares about?

>Wanting food means you want money to be the sole arbiter of everything
>Thinking socialism never had its own crises.

That's why everyone who voted in Brazil is a idiot, they're all Jewish minions, including Bolsoberg.

how new are you? there were big crowds for lopez, caprilles, and every other spook before them too. makes you sound like a US/UK/GER talking point as today's sec council meeting.

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Get fucked Commie Spic

Are there actuality brasilinas who are pro maduro in this site? I hope you and your commie friends a slow and painful death you fucker!

>What crimes? Like killing that journalist that no one cares about?
Saudis are genociding Yemen you retard.

>aljazeera.com/news/2018/12/saudi-arabia-recruited-darfur-children-fight-yemen-nyt-181229111259452.html
>reliefweb.int/report/yemen/yemen-conflict-dg-echo-un-ngos-acled-media-echo-daily-flash-14-december-2018
>The war in Yemen has killed more than 60,000 people, according to the war monitor Armed Conflict Location and Event Data, and has pushed the already impoverished country to the verge of famine.
>theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/21/yemen-young-children-dead-starvation-disease-save-the-children
>Yemen: up to 85,000 young children dead from starvation

>live on the equator
>literally always sunny and a perfect weather to grow things
>starving

I cannot understand why Venezuela starves. Sure I understand not having complicated factories but did you literally forget how to farm and grow food?

ok lads. i''m off to bed. someone take over bakery. add the pastebin.com/zPdCybUc to the devs please.
g´nite!

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cheer up, we are on the winning coalition here, do you really want more venezuela niggers getting FREE HOMES in OUR COUNTRY? do you want niggers getting amnesty for everything? our country should start the ethnostate already, it all so tiring to be angry all the time, but its the only way forward

>What crimes?
Kill yourself you fucking useful idiot