How do you all stop looking at Jow Forums ?

>How do you put your phone down?
>phone

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Do it as i do. Fuck chix like in your pic related and come on Jow Forums after that.

Kill yourself

Are you niggers getting beheaded someday? I wanted to try to live a "normal" life again.

tits or gtfo

kys is the only way out now.

this better?

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>Uses pics for attention
You know the deal. To answer your question, you don't. Welcome to your new life.

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Hi beautiful show bobs

show tits or kys.

>shitty eye make up
BLACKED

U are an honorary nigger. Get off my board and go back to being inferior.

MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE

>Pic is me.
God you're fucking ugly, but at least tits look nice assuming they aren't deceiving.

TITS WITH TIME STAMP OR GTFO

Can you really talk to anyone irl like you do here? I came to 4chin in 2007 through/k/ then migrated to /b/ them fast forward and Jow Forums was birthed and I stay here though it gets to be too much and I take a day off.

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how?

heh.

Show your fucking flag.

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>girl
>pic is me
no
>homework
Under 18 - ban

In a dark commieblock appartment, headphones in my ears
smoking smuggled cigarettes, drinking local brand beers
In the thread at one instance, I saw a clueless newfag
i started REEEEE ing IRL and posted"show your real flag""
he said he had enough and
that he wanted to leave
And I was thinking to myself
"this cuck is stupider than a leaf"
he got lit up by oldfags
who all said he was gay
posting their image macros
I could almost hear them say

Welcome to Jow Forums youre here forever
its a board of peace (its a board of peace )
poo poo poo pee pee
Plenty of shills at the Jow Forums and you are one
Any time of year (cept summer)
You can find me here

He got shit for what he posted, he got called a kike
told that every one was CIA including alex sven and mike
we all shitpost together in every stupid bait thread
some post actual redpills, some just "you are a FED"

So he asked couple more questions
posted a normie meme
I said, "We haven't had that spirit here since two thousand sixteen."
And still shiposters screech at him to go away
come back to check the thread
Just to hear them say

Welcome to Jow Forums youre here forever
its a board of peace (its a board of peace )
poo poo poo pee pee
Plenty of shills at the Jow Forums and you are one
Any time of year (cept summer)
You can find me here

They shitting it up, but still were here forever
>implying that's a surprise (it is run by kikes)
all of you are kikes
shills are always baiting
all the new reddit guys
I know We are all just prisoners here, of our autism
And in this thread also
I see kike try to bait
Tell the newfags "don't respond"
But its already late
Last thing I remember
I was smelling like a boar
I had to get up have a shower to avoid bed sores
"Relax," said a (((white man)))
"We are programmed to receive
You can stop posting any time you like
But you can never leave!"

Step 1: Take off shirt and bra
Step 2: Write "Jow Forums" and "26/01" in a smal piece of paper.
Step 3: Take a picture of your beautiful breasts with the paper over them.

PS: You can do step two before step one, it's up to you.

Write the current date on a piece of paper, take off your shirt to show your tits, then take a picture of both

>Filename is 2015-11-01
>pic is me
outdated, recent one + tits or get out

my flash is broken

its ok son. in a few years you'll come to terms with being here forever
you should do your homework though

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GET THE FUCK OUT

Slip of paper with Jow Forums and todays date written on it in pic. Til then you're a larping faggot. After timestamp you are an attention seeking thot, but you'll generate a massive number of (you)'s from thirsty NEETs.

In all the years of lurking here and seeing posts like this, I can remember only one that was real. OP post them bazongas or kys

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Timestamped Tits or GTFO.
You should know the rules by now.

Do you need a daddy in your life?

Let me give you my flash.

im done with you all

Pot smoker detected.

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Here, have some (you)s for effort.

Show boobs with time stamp.

Nice

do you have cerebral palsy?

just walk away from the screen nigga just close your eys

this is a chick on instagram named lauren van velzen.

pikdo.net/p/lauren.vv/1642633300215677435_238909911

World Peace... until then, we have each other

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get a load of this stupid bitch. lurk moar next time dumb cunt

OP is a lying faggot. Found the thot who’s photos he’s using using reverse image search.

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If you came here few years ago and find this place good you cant.
But if you have been here more than at least 5 years you can just remember the pre full on reddit invasion and get pissed that its so shit now.

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You forgot the timestamp

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kill yourself

>asking people looking at Jow Forums how to stop looking at Jow Forums
you unironically would've been better off turning to reddit

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>Definitely a LARP
>Although it could be true as only a woman could seek attention in such a manner
Even on the internet women do stupid shit for attention.

>www.instagram.com/lauren.vv/
Fuck you

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I would breed you easily and leave you to raise my bastard children

It’s a Chinese ex-pat with greasy balls and some pictures of an Instagram chick.
If you got butterflies, a rush of blood and the walls started moving in Im sorry to brake your heart.
I just wanted to comb her hair while she does homework.

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By finding something better to do with your time.

As a political prisoner held hostage by cia kikes and lawless aristocratic cults I am forced to demand justice daily until the pedo luciferians are burned alive amd cia rats put to death for their unrepentant sins.

checked, based, and, dare I say it, redpilled

>having nothing better to do than read Jow Forums
Have you tried reading a book? Going outside? Maybe actually doing something?

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start taking hormone pills

Underrated

Tits or gtfo

don't need them

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It's too late user. You're here forever.

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Wow you're really cute. How long have you been a cop?

Holy shit a CIA nigger just flew over my house glowing like the sun

No no do the line next
> Hey Jow Forums I'm prepping for the race war please post your guns and locations

>pic is me
Grow up and be an adult.

Finally,
Some fresh fucking pasta.

>Pic is me.

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Why do women think having such big ass eye brows is attractive?

I wish I was at that party so I could beat them up brutal shit kids maybe you men should form gangs and break up little whore parties huh just a thought

>phoneposter
>names file

Nice larp. Post tits, also sharpie in pooper with shoe on head for proofs.

>Pic is me.

show proof user. pics of your tits or it's bullshit.

whats wrong with them?

1. You're a nigger
2. Guaranteed way to quit /pol is to neck
3. Started lurking in highschool, literally had pol threads on my mind through all my classes. Started cheating to make up for it, ez fix.
Now gtfo

Manly. Unruly. Unkept.

I'm just like you.

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Based and braaappilled

No quoting Eagles songs. That's bannable.

So is naming a common house plant, but that's besides the point.

You don't. You're here forever. See image and post 'em.

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It would have been cool if she stuck the markers in her ears.

You fucking fern faggot.

Nigga who the fuck grows sage indoors?

netgate.com/docs/pfsense/firewall/blocking-websites.html

>Sharpie DP
>No other sizes of this image found
I like your style, but we still need a timestamp to be sure.

This took a lot of effort and made me KEK.

We should start a band.

it's funny how people can't make an easy image search