Why get married

future news:
>Jeff Bezos gets invited to ex-wife's honeymoon

Bezos mistress kills the batman.

Their "divorce" is a tool to unlock value from their shares, without causing a panic in the market.

thanks for shedding some lights on this tho, great work

I suspect the main reason why she broke up with him was because he fell hard for that disgusting latina. If he'd just been getting his rocks off with 18-year-old supermodels she'd probably have been more willing to look the other way as long as he managed the situation appropriately. Instead he was sending love notes that even a 14-year-old would cringe at professing his undying love for that woman.

Imagine being a billionare and not even fucking absurdly beautiful women.

Like go ahead and fuck your life up homie, you have unlimited freedom for eternity. Just don't see why some random bitch seems worth it.

Well not to side with the woman, but Bezos deserves it for being such a degenerate.

if a man fucks around it's not cheating you fucking cuck.

>design a company on your own
That’s literally not what happened. She was there from the beginning. And she wasn’t just a housewife, she had an important role in the company at its earliest stages. Could she have done it on her own? No. Could he have done it with a different woman? Probably. But he didn’t.

>all these cucks white knighting some gold digging whore
Disgusting

>be Bezos
>want to outjew the stock market
>know that if you start selling your shares there will be panic and the value of your assets will plummet = insufficient shekels gained to achieve your plan
>stage a divorce, have your wife receive 50% and start selling it off
>this time around it doesn't start a panic - it's not her company she doesn't give a fuck, small time investors hop on that Amazon train thinking they'll beat the market
>after you made bank announce to the world that you've reconciled your differences and are getting back together
>panic ensues as everyone realizes it was all a hoax all along and that Jeff used the divorce as a pretext to sell off half of the company since there's obviously something very wrong with Amazon
>Amazon stocks collapse, can be bought for cents on the dollar, Jeff's half loses most all value too
>use the money you gained from selling the stocks at a premium to rebuy all the stocks you've sold plus to buy out other investors
>turns out the company was doing all right after all and everyone who sold their stocks got swindled
>stock prices soar, you squeeze out other shareholders plus make tens of billions from swindling the uninformed Sunday traders
>SEC can't touch you because the only thing that affected the stock price were rumours and your divorce/remarriage to your wife
That slick Bezos

Marriage is a sacred covenant between a man and a woman with the primary purpose of generating children, and the secondary purposes of unity and mutual affection. In marriage, a man and a woman become one flesh and work with each other and God to create new life. The husband, being a figure of the Father above, commands authority over his wife and children and guides then spiritually, emotionally, and physically. The wife, a figure of the Church, obeys her husband and provides a nurturing home for the children, and honors her husband with chastity and submission. The children honor their mother and father by obeying them and respecting them.

The family is the basic unit of society. Individualism is a lie. Man is not unto himself, but is an integral part of the Body of Christ. The family is the primary structure within which all human beings should be brought up and in which the majority of himan beings should live their lives. The family is our birth-right, our duty, and the sacred gift of our creation. The forces of evil make war upon the family because there is no greater human force for good than the family. No power more capable of guiding and protecting the child than the father, and no human love so self sacrificing than that of the mother. Divorce is unnatural. Polygamy is unnatural. Promiscuity is unnatural. The family is in the Nature of man.

I love marriage and I love the family.

Without her support he would have never succeeded. She is a 50/50 silent partner in Amazon. He didnt ''give'' her any money, it was already hers.

You need someone to suck your dick and carry your children and take care of you and the children.
Stop talking like you a billionaire like Jeff Bezos

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He cheated, she deserves half no matter what

>t. cunt

see how it's always anglos cucking out. every good european man is seeing women on the side and it's usually no problem, women will forgive you if you're not too obvious about it.

This is probably the reality of the situation. You'll be surprised how little marriage means to ultra-wealthy. They view as a business partnership.

I would do anything to make the future of America have family values again.

>never get married boys, she's not worth it
You just got to stick to your level. Manlets and betas dream of getting the hot bitches but always lose to chad. They aquire wealth thinking they get the hot bitches now only to find out they still lose to chad. If your a 7 marry a 7. A 10 will leave you for another 10 first chance.

Well that's interesting and all, but what i would really want to know is about Bezos' eye, why?

God, imagine how good it would feel as she slides that chin in and out of your asshole.