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So why haven't you taken the Allah pill, Jow Forums?

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yaqeeninstitute.org/en/justin-parrott/how-do-we-know-god-exists/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/mohammad-elshinawy/why-do-people-suffer-gods-existence-the-problem-of-evil/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/surkheel-sharif/is-islam-a-conquest-ideology-on-jihad-war-peace/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/youssef-chouhoud/are-muslims-intolerant-is-that-even-the-right-question/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/omar-suleiman/are-you-troubled-by-aishas-r-marriage-to-the-prophet-muhammad-ﷺ/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/muntasir-zaman/tracing-transmissions-the-accuracy-of-sahih-muslim/
ar.wikipedia.org/wiki/وصايا_عشر
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/perfect-health-diet/201202/is-pork-still-dangerous
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses#Historicity_debate
youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaLDYo0Kl8
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses#Tabarī's_account
youtu.be/3k6MBedWTww
wikiislam.net/wiki/Allah_the_Best_Deceiver
mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/trichinosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20378583
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I like bacon.

There is halal bacon, and pork is bad for you user.

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I have and my daughters and sister are all married to somali muslim men.

If you have taken it that wouldn't have been the case.

>hates beer
>hates dogs
>hates music
>loves rape
>loves pedophilia
>loves consanguinity
The West is being killed, but cult of a pedophile warlord with rehashed Christian mythos isn't the answer.

JESUS IS LORD
R E P E N T

Jow Forums has lots of porn and I want to advice Jow Forums Islam's way of nofap.

Guidelines 1. First step is to realize that you are violating Allah’s command and you are bringing upon yourself a life long destruction and harm.

2. Never touch the intimate parts of your body unnecessarily.

3. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company. Remember, an idle mind is the devil’s (Shaytaan) workshop.

4. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, you must break off their friendship. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don’t suppose that both of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind.

The problem must be taken out of your mind for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things. It is mentioned in a Hadith that a person is upon the way of his friend. (Bukhari, Tirmizi)

5. When you bath, do so as quick as possible.

6. When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing, you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking and the temptation would leave you.
If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, engage in something useful. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you focus your mind on something else. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornographic material.

8. The attitude of the individual has an effect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control this habit. The person must first realize the evil of this act. Secondly he must understand the reason for this behavior.

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Alhamdulillah we believe in Jesus, unlike pic related which your people protect.

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It is interesting that there doesn't seem to be an Islamic Scofield equivalent.

I am Catholic, I do not like jews. Muslims are our brothers but you need to accept Jesus as lord and saviour, as Gods own son.

Mfw when a muzzie gives genuinely good advice to avoiding degenerate behavior.

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based advice

Learning that Muslims love Christ as a prophet of God and that Jews believe he is boiling in shit in Hell was quite a redpill.

>implying I haven't
Inshallah this board will take the final redpill that it so sorely needs despite the Jewish smear attempts (all lies)

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Christian-Muslim Brotherhood to stop the jews spread of degeneracy and the Saudi influence on the muslim world. An end to Wahhabism and Judaism.

This is pretty weak bait

You must be new here, friend. This is a regular general on our board.

sorta regular*

It either goes two ways. Muslims get together to chat about islam and shit, Anons ask serious questions about islam and theres lots of wholesome bonding, or jews and shills come flooding the thread with meme flags and questions in an effort to make islam look bad.

Because I still have all my brain.
Also I'm from the land of bacon

Inter-generation cousin marriage leads to serious inbreeding. It's no coincidence that Muslims suffer more birth defects than any other group.

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Beer is haram and alcohol is the liquidjew, it's bad for you.
Dogs are allowed as pets or as working animals but they are considered dirty.
Degenerate music is haram. There is no consensus on other types of music.
Rape is punished by death.
>loves pedophilia
>loves consanguinity
Need citation from Islamic scripture on those.

Jazakallah khair brother

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It's much more civilized when it's too late or too early in Israel. Really makes you think.

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I disagree with forced conversion, polygamy and paedophilia

i just stopped fapping. how do i repent? will i be held accountable for my past fapping?

Islam is just another form of Saturn worship, look familiar?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_genetics_of_Jews
Look up the many papers on genetic diseases specific to Jews. Plenty of those.

Why don't you jerk off? Is this why your all belt bombers? Like I'm a girl and I masterbate all the time. Theres nothing wrong with masterbation

Stop marrying your cousins, you dirty fuckers are a genetic wasteland.

Dogs were fine. Then one morning some followers showed up to Mohammed and asked him about the prophecy he was supposed to receive the night before but forgot to invent. His excuse was that the Archangel Gabriel was too frightened of Mohammeds child brides puppy to enter the house. So dogs got banned from homes.
Islam - it is that retarded.

Because theres better things you can be doing then masturbating. In a woman's case, learning to cook, learning the basics of child care, how to teach your children to be productive members of society, etc.
A man should be learning how to repair basic tools, how to repair his own car, be working towards getting a good career, and how to be a good father.

>forced conversion
No such thing. Read for yourself quran.com/2/256
>polygamy
Optional and has conditions

For your last point see

Agreed.

Hating Islam = fallen for the (((neocons))) trick's

>how do i repent?
By stopping, intending never to do it again, and asking God for forgiveness
>will i be held accountable for my past fapping?
If you repent then no. God is merciful.

>Christianity is shirk, because Christians claim God manifests himself in different forms, the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit.
>Oh wait, Mohammed is facing fierce opposition from the pagan Arab tribes. He tries to reconcile with them by trying to incorporate Allat, Al-Uzza, and Manat into Islam as deities one can pray through to Allah.
>Mohammed then backtracks, "Tee hee, it was Satan who was talking to me. Muh 'Satanic Verses.' Btw, declare violent fatwah on anyone who mentions this lol"

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You are absolutely correct but also men and women need to satisfy their natural urges in a productive way (sex in marriage). This in turn motivates men to be productive members of society and women to take care of their families.

Assalamualaikum, brother.
I'd like to have an Islamic modern world-wide khilafa.

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Care to provide proof e.g. a Hadith Sahih?

Christianity and Islam are both stolen religions, we need to go back to Paganism

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Implying a desert religion can save the world.

Why would any intelligent person choose to follow the teachings of an illiterate prophet? How's he supposed to be the final prophet and not know how to read? He was a smelly unsophisticated sand dweller and his followers are the same.

there is no hadith
just sira from weak sources like ishaq AKA bullshit

Exactly barakallahu feek.

Wa alaikum as salam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh my Indo brother. I'm not sure about the political aspect and the prospect of unification, but we can all influence our localities.

Kaaba was build by Abraham with the purposes as unity in prayer to the oneness God. But then the Arabs placed tons of statues around the box after being old by some guy which got the idea after his travel through Syria. And the rest of the tribes proceed to worship them.

that is the point of Israel numbnut

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So back to human sacrifices?

Daily reminder that Muslim nations are the biggest consumers of gay porn.

Pork is no worse for you than beef, you lying muslim.
Why can't you guys tell the trut- oh yeah, taqqiya
Islam will be exterminated in our lifetime.

> meme flag
Yes just your kind, the al-Kaʿbah al-Musharrafah must return to the rightful owners

>jews are not the true israelites
isreali jews are larping pagans

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>isreali jews are larping pagans
agreed. they need to be exterminated too.

See the first part It is God's and is being taken care of by his servants, the Muslims.

yaqeeninstitute.org/en/justin-parrott/how-do-we-know-god-exists/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/mohammad-elshinawy/why-do-people-suffer-gods-existence-the-problem-of-evil/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/surkheel-sharif/is-islam-a-conquest-ideology-on-jihad-war-peace/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/youssef-chouhoud/are-muslims-intolerant-is-that-even-the-right-question/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/omar-suleiman/are-you-troubled-by-aishas-r-marriage-to-the-prophet-muhammad-ﷺ/
yaqeeninstitute.org/en/muntasir-zaman/tracing-transmissions-the-accuracy-of-sahih-muslim/

You only think they're nothing wrong with Masterbation because of how addicted you are to it.

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I'm an arab, but I'm christian not muslim. Honestly my issues with Islam usually have little to do with the actual religion, and more with political entities abusing their 'islamic' nature, such as Iran, Qatar, and Daesh. If I had to choose to be something other than christian, I would choose to be muslim obviously. Very admirable faith, and your books are almost the same as ours. plus being an arab already I'm quite familiar with much of islam. I do have a question though to you.
What is the muslim thought of the Laws of Moussa? When God instructed him on how to create a society for the Hebrews in falasteen the holy land, they followed this law for the most part. Modern jews tend not to, but to me it looks like sharia is similar to the law of Moussa.

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>Pork is no worse for you than beef
Is that why you have to cook it at such high temperatures and even then you're not 100% sure it's safe?

lmao are you an arab pagan. I've heard of these existing on youtube, like there's syrians, palestinians, and lebanese who attempt to follow the gods and goddesses of Canaan but I didn't think it was popular.

kys

> scared to show true flag
Noam, we both know this is complete bullshit.

What are you talking about?
Pork slow cooked at low temperature is called BBQ
It's safe idiot.

If you can read Arabic see the Islamic section of
ar.wikipedia.org/wiki/وصايا_عشر
The table summarizes the equivalent Islamic law (and verse from which it's taken) to each of those in the Bible.

Pork stinks bad when you shit, plus its known as poor ppl food. Which is why muhammad hates it. He wanted muslims to be a high class society. pork isnt bad for you.

You have my scimitar.

Well if all the white men here weren't afraid of being #metooed mabye I'd have a dick for Valentine's Day.
I already know how to cook and know basic child care.

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/perfect-health-diet/201202/is-pork-still-dangerous

Doesn't it have trichinella in it and huge tapeworms if eaten even slightly undercooked

So Al-Tabari was just some BSer and charlatan? I thought he was an esteemed Islamic scholar and renaissance man.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses#Historicity_debate

No, the idea came from the very top, Mohammed himself. Nice Islamic pilpul/taqiyya, Farouk.

Just as an offering of peace, I will say that I don't hate you. I only hate leftist degenerates. I would prefer to side with you only in a universe in which I'm forced to choose between LGBT Marxist demon spawn and Islam. It's just that I recognize that's a false choice. The West's problem isn't Christianity but the lack, neglect, and subterfuge of thereof.

BTW, what do you think of your holy, righteous prophet marrying his daughter-in-law, or taking thirteen wives while circumscribing you to four? Or the Islamic world immediately falling into horrific civil war following the death of your seraphic figurehead?

Wait, you guys needed war to spread your religion from the beginning didn't you?

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there is no "allah" in the iliad or odyssey. do i look like a sandnigger to you?

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>psychologytoday
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I should have known you'd quote some kind of pseudoscience.
KEK

>I have and my ex-wife and her daughters and sister are all married to somali muslim men.
fify

youtube.com/watch?v=ZhaLDYo0Kl8
Muslims BTFO
Enjoy worshiping your Christian fan-fiction

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the spartans are god's chosen people

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why are christians so obsessed with the beegees?

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Nice pilpul, Shmuel.

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from quran.com

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do i look like a sandnigger to you?

>I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about: The post
Figures that an inbred like you would say that. Why don't you try eating some undercooked chicken?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanic_Verses#Tabarī's_account
>The prophet was eager for the welfare of his people, desiring to win them to him by any means he could. It has been reported that he longed for a way to win them, and part of what he did to that end is what Ibn Humayd told me, from Salama, from Muhammad ibn Ishaq, from Yazīd ibn Ziyād al-Madanī, from Muhammad ibn Ka'b al-Qurazī:
This is a weak chain of transmission.
Then theres the preface to his book where he discredits the reliability of his own biography.

only reasons why muslims dont like muhammad painted or drawn is because muhammad was a white man with red hair HAHAHAHA, they dont want to be ridiculed for praising a white man. it says hes white with red hair in the hadith.

check dat pics.
too lazy to write a lot or copypasta edition.

Allah is a deceiver. found stupid muslimwebsite said it snto deceive, because it was permitted.
a permitted deceive, is still deceive.... muslims arent the smartest boys really.
lies are lies, deceive is deceive, cheating is cheating.
no matter if for a good or bad reason.

The God of the torah in contrary, is working in truth. not through lies/deceive and cheating on his enemies.

however pics related

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>can't fact check each point they list on his own to verify accuracy
I thought this board was for 18+.

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its not

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Because Islam is a racially inclusive religion. Converting the whole world to Islam is a genetic upgrade for goat fuckers but it isn't for white people. Islam doesn't add anything to our culture that we already didn't have before the degradation of our societies by jews. Women used to wear veils and not drive here too ya know.

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It is. Why is a sang nigger child posting his desert cult here?

>the absolute state of evangelical christians
youtu.be/3k6MBedWTww
Lmao

this is what mohammad look like, this is why hes not drawn, cause it looks funny as fuck. bow down once again to the white man.

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>implying Al-Tabari is the only source
>implying that so many legit Islamic sources would have been capable of independently inventing the same story

wikiislam.net/wiki/Allah_the_Best_Deceiver

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mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/trichinosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20378583
>Infection occurs primarily among meat-eating animals (carnivores) such as bears and foxes, or meat- and plant-eating animals (omnivores) such as domestic pigs and wild boar.
Woah chicken and beef are not included but everyone knows Mayo Clinic is pseudoscience.

Now if you want to continue debating food I suggest as this is not the thread or probably even board for it.