Look how big this big American sandwich is! As a Europoor, I could never afford a sandwich this big! It would take half my paycheck. I bet you Americans feel great you can eat big sandwiches whenever you want. I bet your happy your dicks are bigger than my miniature european penis. Yeah, I have a small dick, and this big sandwich reminds me of that. Fuck you, fuck Ronald Drumpf and fuck big sandwiches!
I'm a Europoor and I'm Mad About This Big Sandwich
Caleb Garcia
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Ethan Williams
Damn Americans, why can't you be poor like us! I hate you!
Daniel Gray
greetings fellow europoor, how goes your daily diversity quota?
I too am jealous of how amazing Americans are and how much better they are at absolutely everything than we are, I wish I could be American
Isaiah Wilson
>I'm a Europoor
You aren't gonna like what else we have.
Levi Sanchez
That looks like some nasty and dry lettuce, like parsley. Side of the bread is also chipping off so it's probably stale or toasted too long.
As an American, I would buy something better for six dollars.
Wait, are you actually jealous of a stale sandwich? Pffft hahaha are you starving or something?
Oliver Diaz
>this thread
Mason Hall
Hello friends, let's all just calm it down and let Africans fuck our wives.
Grayson Harris
Holy fucking shit, look how big this American pizza is. It makes my penis feel even smaller. My entire country couldn't afford a pizza this big because wer're socialist and poor. You damn americans who get to eat much better than us europoors. I hope you get raped by refugees like my daughter was today. I couldn't afford to buy a pizza this big if I worked for 25 years. Fuck you, drumpf!
Dominic Carter
Low quality, but still good. Just like all the cheap labor and plastic shit we import.
Jace Cook
I'd wash it down with a Monster BFC(big fucking can, yes they sell these)
Jayden Perry
So one thread up wasn't enough for you.
What an attention whore
Nathan Allen
ill buy you the sandwich, ivan dm me your deets.
Alexander White
Murrica!
Parker Fisher
Holy fucking shit, you damn dirty Americans did it again! Look how big this ice cream is. I'm soo poor, I can't afford one scoop of ice cream. But you damn Americans with your damn capitalism can afford all this ice cream. I hate you. It's not my fault I'm a europoor and will never see this much ice cream. It's not my fault your dicks are bigger than mine!
Brandon Rodriguez
hahahaaaaa
Brandon Murphy
>$5.99
Yeah i'll pass thanks
Jason Harris
The sandwich costs $6 USD, which is 5 Euro. If you can’t afford a 5 euro sandwich you have bigger problems than Donald Trump
Aiden Smith
Third day in a row with the same damn thread.
Chase Wood
Yea it is pretty shameful to be an American at times. I mean look at this, the world's largest kit kat bar is considered to be "snack size" by our standards.
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Owen Evans
that honestly looks disgusting but thats only because i literally just ate an entire large pepperoni with xtra chz and 2 apple fritters.
Andrew Johnson
Most Americans would pass on that, price is an obvious red flag. Everything in that is probably three days from expiration.
Nathaniel Bell
'bout to have a lil snack
Jason Stewart
No one should EVER have a sandwich that big. Fuck here in bongland we aren't allowed knives to cut something that big! Of course Mohammed has machetes, we wouldn't want to stifle Sharia, those misfortunate Muslims have suffered enough!
Jonathan Edwards
Robert Green
>big sandwich
For you.
Xavier Hernandez
Damn it larper, you're making me hungry...fuck it, I'ma go bake a pizza.
John Diaz
You will never drive an F-150 with a 64 ounce pop in the cupholder whilst eating one of those sammicheds for lunch, thank god I am not a europoor.
Lucas Taylor
That is a snack. Is that on sale in Africa or something?
James Perry
My weak little Europenis could never fill my wife’s big gaping hole. I wish I had a big strong cock like the americans.
Kevin Lopez
Jason Green
That giant sub sandwich looks just like Jamal's BBC that he used to plow my wife last night. She even calls it the BOSS! kek!
Henry Wood
As of 2 months ago it seems like there is a conspiracy against me. Every time I go to McDonald's, Wendy's, or BK and order my meal with a Diet Coke they invariably give me a regular Coke.
On Sunday I was driving 4 hours back home and decided to stop by Wendy's for a pick-me-up. I ordered a Baconator combo with a chicken wrap on the side and asked for a Diet Coke. I even said, "please make sure it is a Diet Coke" again at the end of the order.
I parked my car and was looking forward to the food. The Baconator was prepared very well and I took a sip of my drink and big surprise it was not Diet Coke.
I was livid and drove to the drive-thru, which was still packed with cars. It took 6 minutes before I got to the first window and told them my issue. I had to wait another 5 minutes before getting to the second window. It was a nightmare.
I told the employee (a young woman) my problem. I was a bit upset and also told her that this wasn't the first time this has happened and I didn't understand what has been going on lately. I also said I waited over 10 minutes just to get my proper drink order and this was ridiculous "service".
As she handed me my drink she said, "I wouldn't worry about the Diet Coke if you are eating a Baconator combo, it won't kill you" and smiled at me while looking at me in the eyes. I couldn't believe it, I was livid and ended up driving away without getting the drink.
I like Diet Coke for the taste and don't like sugary drinks, especially while eating a meal. Cutting the calories is an added bonus, but not the main reason. Why is this hard to understand? Why did she have to say this?
Luckily I was over 3 hours from home and will probably not be at that Wendy's this year. I emailed corporate and told them about this and am still waiting for a reply.
Has anyone else noticed a decline in fast food service or correct Diet Coke transactions since the fall? It happens almost every time it can't be a coincidence.
Ryan King
I'm hungry. I'll buy a sandwich for you too.
Caleb Bailey
This is just shitposting.
But that sandwich does look delicious
Ryder Perry
Brandon Thomas
This guy is your greatest contribution to food.
Parker Brown
This is either great pasta or you need to kys asap
Joshua Jackson
Ben & Jerry's sells ice cream in a bucket. It's called the Vermonster. Keep in mind that Ben & Jerry's is a far left company from the land of Bernie Sanders. Even they're into this type of conspicuous consumption.
Blake Smith
>subverting the angry norwegians shitposting
Now THIS is funposting
Jason Hernandez
My last Ben & jerrys was disappointing.
Noah Morris
Here in Burgerland even our cocktails come with burgers.
Parker Jones
>tfw a small bucket og Ben @ Jerry's cost 8 to 9 dollaridos here
And I pay 50% tax off my salary on top of 25% sales tax for almost everything I buy. And I pay emission tax, road tax, horsepower tax, mandatory car insurance on top of previous. I hate my country
Isaiah Martinez
Your country hates you so I guess it's even.
Wyatt Torres
>tfw i'm too poor to afford that sandwich
Damn I wish I was American
Josiah Jenkins
>Ben&Jewies
but that shit is awful, what the fuck are you doing, brormand.
We have excellent dairy here in scandinavia, freshly made high quality local icecream is available everywhere.
And you go for american artificial shit like that?
Shame on you
Jace Carter
You have the hands of a fat mongoloid
Nathaniel Moore
This is a based thread.
Jayden Campbell
show flag you weirdo
Sebastian Gonzalez
Ah the inverse of your previous shitthread, did you talk to your handler yet? This isn't the improvement I was asking for.
Ian White
Lol. Eurofag or shill flag mad that they cant put all of Europe under the Kraut yolk of tyranny. Eat my B.O.S.S. dick Merkel, go back to letting dogs fuck the fear out you.
Ryder Myers
Hello fellow European! Did you remember to dilate today? Praise Emmangela Merkron!
Ian Garcia
Fuck you.
These hands make me a lot of money b
Alexander Martin
I always laugh when people whine about American obesity. Because, yes, people getting fat is bad for them, but the fact that it can happen so easily is a good sign. It means Americans are wealthy. Never before have calories been so readily available from such a wide variety of sources for so little money. Starving communists look at Americans stuffing their faces with envy. Also getting skinny is easy, just literally eat less food. If most Americans would rather enjoy excess amounts of food, that's their tradeoff to make. And it has no effect on the rest of us without socialized healthcare.
Lucas Taylor
Cheap oversized food gives us brappers
Nathaniel Smith
Have you ever pet a cat to death before?
Wyatt Bailey
Cats are funny about me but dogs are cool.