Step 1: don't be ugly Step 2: get Asian talent as mommy (much easier than finding white non roastie with any femininity or mother gene)
If fail at 1 or 2: ugly baby.
If succeed at 1 and 2: better than white roastie baby. Maybe a bit crazy. Yes, the son likely only getting Asian chicks, but daughter has universal quality much more than feminist roastie baby who bring you much shame.
(Nothing above should be construed as defamatory of those in prior decades or middle America where there actually exist white wifey quality you knock up when nice and fresh at 23.)
^ full truth about hapa baby.
[Filipino/Indonesian does not count as hapa baby sorry...]
