*HONK*

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!
Get ready, for takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it the announcement starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out is gonna be coming to you pulls out gun NOW!!!! "Bang!" flag pops out upon firing

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK
presses a coconut pie into your face

And there it is!

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Kek

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Bump

the eternal hue monkey

You got me this time. Jannies live to see another day.

Nigger

Hello, I'm posting from 1989. Inside a dimly lit Pizza Hut restaurant.

I LIONEL'D

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is that where she got raped and killed?

reading this unironically reminded me of trump hyping up his 'major announcements' on the shutdown/border before he got cucked

Trust the Flan

Go on...

Beyond based

Based
Redpilled

mods must be sleeping

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>tl;dr
Cool story though. Srsly.
Did you arrive in this van?

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Do i have to say it?

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What's the announcement?

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They're like fleas...

Were all thinking it

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*HONK* HONK*

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HE CUTE

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you mean browns chicken in palatine?

Im getting ss13 flashbacks

this board has made me so brain dead that shit like this is hilarious to me