So, 'murilards, how does it feel to KNOW that you'll be turning Russians soon? Check and mate

What does this have to do with Chinese Trudeau?

Also, your boarder with China is undefentable.

She looks hot to me.

D O U B T
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I've seen where this has gone. Chinese aggression, fomented rebellion, two pronged support from Kremlin and CIA, open war, dismantled state and outlawed party, people cemented as vassals in no longer autonomous nation. The bugs did it to themselves.

Europoor """""education""""", ladies and gentlemen

>not shirtless
>barely see face
meh

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>murilards

My fat keeps me warm :3

Women are a better option for your kind... Or find an actual man

>tfw Texas
>53 degrees F this morning
That's 11 C for you eurocucks. Feels fucking fantastic. Freeze to death, yankee niggers.

Mmkay:

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Are you already drunk again?

>he thinks that's fat and not mushroom mold with bacteria

Would you like another bottle of vodka?

he is kinda right
i mean siberia i barely passable unless you ruskies managed to turn it into a big autobahn since WW2

If you can get drunk from drinking top tier quality "Feng Huang Dan Cong" Chinese tea boiled correctly (70~80c) strictly only with clean pure mineral non-carbonated water, that is. Stay mad, Adolf.

Wtf I don't want to see little children.
I may be degenerate but at least I have standards.

i'm not a bitch and enjoy the cold and winter sports, so i'm stoked
look at it this way, if a 1mile tall glacier descends on nyc, we have a mile wall of ice to climb and nyc is destroyed, how is this any kind of loss?

When it comes down to alcohol, I prefer top tier quality rum and strictly only absolutely dry white wine, but tank you very much for asking.

These children will be the ones who'll fuck you up in a couple decades from now.

Why not vodka? Are you really Russian?

why?

>soon
>2011 pic related

>turning
You misspelled 'pooping'

>Siberia
>blue eyes
These mutants are onto something

Hi jew.

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>I'm not a bitch and enjoy the cold and winter sports
Your """""harshest winter""""" = our early (like, October) autumn. February is coming, brace yourselves. February colds, that's where the REAL shit starts hitting the fan across our land, usually.

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>Oymyakon
>Winter
>Jews
>Ever

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I want to eat your booty like groceries.

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>I don't want to see little children
Mmkay:

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AHAHAHAHA

i sat on beach the other day getting domed up on my lunch break

january in socal

while you froze your culo off

AHAHAHAHA

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probably for the best, thanks friend

>Culo
>Froze
>He doesn't get at all that GLORIOUS Russians do NOT freeze up at -50c temps, it's barely chilling

How much liberty you bringing?

Better than turning into a nigger mutt

ALL of it. Take as much as you wish. But in reasonable borders. No new-born genocide, no feminazis, no transpedophiles and no bad education that's for sure.

Yakut schizophreniac, you aren't Russian. Hop on your deer and get out of Jow Forums.

We're ALL glorious Russians, you dumb liberast s-o-y gargling flossing zoomer fuck.

I would give you a hamburger if I could.

Don't worry, You'll be nuked soon enough ;)

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At least there is a sense of national identity in Russia. Could be worse.

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>the undefentable Russia-China border

>Being this delusional
>666 turned upside down

Jow Forums seems to love the concept, not sure where the controversy is here

So any northern burgers want to clear up the whole cold weather deal for me?

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Great! Are you going to remove all the weirdos from our country though?

Vodka has been a meme for roughly 11 years here now. It was never our national alcoholic beverage to begin with (Medovukha, Crimean wines, apple Cider, and Samogon/Moonshine are), as it was """""imported""""" (basically a trojan horse of sorts) inside the country by Europoors during the Pyotr I times. We were essentially forcibly put on it like some junkie on a needle, but we're finally recovering from this addiction now. Vodka nowadays is way less popular of an alcoholic drink in Russian Federation than it was in, let's say, 90s. Modern day Russians mostly prefer to drink quality dark beer (we unironically treat that "Bud" shit of yours as donkey piss), wine/cognac (mainly French, Moldavian, and Crimean), rum (mainly Cuban and Jamaican), cider (mostly Russian), and/or whiskey (Jack Daniels is the most popular brand here).

>remove all the weirdos from our country
To do this, you'd need to completely genocide each and every non-redskin on the land.

Undefendable kraut

Trump has to be a Russian asset.
Many of Trump's foreign management (the word policy is irrelevant) decisions suit Putin and Russia.
President Trump has had multiple meetings with Putin without other Americans present.
A short while after the Trump/Putin meeting at the last G20 (a meeting Trump told the world he had cancelled because Russia had ceased Ukrainian boats) Trump suddenly announced he is pulling US troop out of Syria.
In the last few days, Trump tweeted again that he does not agree with the assessments of all US intelligence agencies.
Useful idiot is the best possible interpretation of Trump's actions.
But the way that so many of Trump's actions suit Putin points strongly toward the conclusion that Trump must be a Russian asset.

So are you telling me all vodka made in Russia tastes like piss now?

Except that you aren't, you are an asian snownigger chuchmek. Say thanks that we didn't genocide you all during the eastern expansion in the middle ages as vengeance for your mongolian yoke.

Feels good man! I am ethnic Lithuanian. Join me my brother and together we will conquer the occupying hordes.

It's just extremely expensive due to new excise taxes and it's still pretty easy (though NOT as easy as it was in the 90s and early 2000s, it's not a mine field anymore) to get fucked by a surrogate that might cripple you for life or downright kill you. Quality of vodka produced and sold locally has increased drastically in the last 10-or-so years, people still drink it, sure, but overall rates of consumption and percentage of people who prefer it over other alcohol has decreased insanely, like, today it's below 15% from nation's entire populace (in 90s it was something like 70%). People majorly moved to much less aggressive alcohol, such as beer and wine in general. We consume a fuckton of beer on a weekly basis now, though. Not me personally, but we as a nation do in general nonetheless. We, however, are VERY picky when it comes down to buying beer and wine, so biggest part of the populace tends to drink only high quality/expensive-than-average beer and wine, even if a person has financial situation worse than being a middle class payed-citizen. Basically, we prefer to drink less often now, but high quality alcohol, than to drink often very cheap alcohol. This type of a behavior solidified especially clearly after Crimea came back to the mother Russia and after when automobile part of Crimean bridge was finished, as Crimea now is the main supplier of top tier quality wine across the entire country, just the way it was back in USSR.

lawl

Oymyakon has indigenous native populace by the absolute most part of it, you dumb liberast cuckshit piece of s-o-y trash.

Redpill me on staying warm, Vlad.

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After British Petroleum / Dutch Royal Shell illegally dumped over 9000 of corexist into the Gulf of Mexico, it fucked up the gulf stream. The gulf stream regulates the jet stream, so now the jet stream dances like a scalded negro and sometimes tosses big Canadian wangs (BCW) down from the arctic.

To those of us who are older than zoomers, it's like the winters we used to have so it's a bunch of nothing but fond memories relived.

1. Move to Russia.
2. Live here for at least 5 years.
3. Do winter water challenge regularly.
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

I can't wait

Your "harshest winters we used to have" = our "beginning of autumn in October". Not even chilled, eating ice cream while standing on the street in a t-shirt and without a hat.

Sign me up.
Where to move, Moscow or Saint Petersburg?

Why is she exposing so much of her forehead? Oh, right, she's a thot looking for a glamour shot rather than wearing clothing practically.

Bring it on. I haven't had to put on extra clothes beyond a t-shirt since last time we got pegged with -40C from the arctic. Got plenty of vodka ("little water" in Russian, as correctly described)

Winter is communism!

This

Yeah, right, whatever makes you feel oh-ever-so-slightly better about yourself, 'muriLARD.

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That's "Vodichka", not Vodka, you badly educated fat ass. Not same things.

Dammit it was those Soviet spies again coming here and telling me lies. Being white is terrible because it makes you believe what they tell you.

Well, fuck you anyway. My Russian Vodka is made in Kentucky, so stuff it.

>last time we got pegged with -40C from the arctic
You just proven my point, matey. Because "-40c" is an AVERAGE winter temp here. in the country, in February. You thought I was fucking joking? February is coming, to Moscow and most of Russia. Only such extremely southern/close to equator regions as Crimea and/or Krasnodar/Sochi are mostly unaffected (temp there never drops below -15c and it's in + territories most part of the year, like, CURRENTLY it's +13c in Crimea).

M8, I "turn" Russna girls all the time. Shit is so cash. Thanks for being poorfags, BTW.

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Post erect nipples poking out from your t-shirt in -40, you savage you.

God I hope so.

>My Russian vodka
>My
>Kentucky
>Made of corn instead of wheat
>"""""Vodka"""""

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Sorry my bad. The label says "vodka with natural flavor" and yet it has the least flavor of any vodka in the store (and that's a good thing).

Kentucky Bourbon is based and redpilled desu.

>Post erect nipples poking out in -40c
Mmkay:

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And you're calling me fat? hoo boy

lmao

>has least flavor
>not made of wheat
>"""""""""""Russian"""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""vodka""""""""""""""""""""""
>that's a good thing

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>He thinks that's fat and not pure muscle tissue
Oh boy, it seems like the sages of old were truly right: you have absolutely 0% chance against our GLORIOUS nation under god.

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Sounds based. Hard liquor is extremely bluepilled.

trufax: my groceries have been stuck between my front door and the screen door for 3 days because I'm too lazy to move them to the fridge. Screen door keeps out the fucking raccoons, or, as well call them, 'coons (niggers).

The "hardest" thing we currently prefer when it comes down to alcohol, is either home-made moonshine (and it's a national thing. We can make quality moonshine of almost anything that grows any. It usually has spiriting of 15~35% depending on products used and concentration) or cognacs (which are a 40% variation of brandy, while brandy itself is 60% spirited distillation off of red wine concentrate). Cognac has roughly same hardness as vodka, but unlike vodka it's way more healthy and due to taste can't be drunk as easily as vodka is, thus it's a higher tier beverage that is savored in small amounts, not being drank like water.

Comfy as fuck. Will we jointly expel kabab?

We use balconies as a natural expansion of our fridges, when winter comes and if fridge can't hold all the food/preservatives. Works like a charm every time.

OK, I lied. It's actually because I've been too drunk for 3 days.

BTW FYI, "winter" (as in "ACTUAL winter in February" for most of Russians) is 9 months out of 12 in Oymyakon.

I’m in the great north and it warmed way up now that the north wind is gone.

We reserve that status for Canadians and our exalted natives who consume vast quantities of blubber, hand sanitizer, and mouthwash.

That wind was pretty based. It blew like half a foot of snow off all the roofs into a make-believe swirly blizzard and tossed my garbage cans all the way into the fence at the back of the back yard.

*BONK!*
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good times were had