Venezuela General /vg/ - Virgin NEET Memezuelans Edition

QUICK RUNDOWN:
>Uruguay and Mexico set International Conference on Venezuela on February 7th in Montevideo
>U.S. sanctions Nicaragua’s petroleum company
>Lima Group opposes military intervention in Venezuela
>Trump makes first phonne call to Guaido, pledges full backing & humanitarian aid
>Maduro rejects Europe's 8-day ultimatum for new elections
>More than 45 killed, over 700 arrestts made since Jan 21 - NGOs
>Maduro announces mobilization of 50,000 new troops to cities, neighborhoods, & villages across the country.
>US threatens ‘serious consequences’ if Venezuela arrests ‘president’ Guaido
>Venezuelan AG announced that Guaido would be investigated for “serious crimes that threaten the constitutional order.”
>Pompeo gives control of Venezuela assets in US banks to Guaido
>Russian not considering military or financial support for Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his government -- Interfax
>"5,000 troops to Colombia," was written on @AmbJohnBolton notepad when he walked onto the podium this afternoon at the @WhiteHouse.
>BREAKING: United States government sanctions Venezuela state oil firm, while stating that all the options are on the table.
>Venezuela devalues currency to align it with black market
>Guaido calls for protests against Maduro this Wednesday and Saturday
>Graham says Trump is “really hawkish” on Venezuela
>Israel recognizes Juan Guaido as Venezuela leader
>Venezuelan security forces offered amnesty if they defect to opposition
>WSJ: Mike Pence called Guaido night before 23Jan to ask him to go full coup
>General Mourão says Brazil will not participate in military intervention.
>Reuters is reporting that up to 400 Russian military contractors have been deployed in Venezuela.
>Neocon Elliot Abrams, from Ronald Reagan & George W. Bush admin, hired to manage Venezuelan crisis.
>Bank of England, lobbied by US, wants to steer 1.2bi of Vzla assets to Guaido.

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Wikileaks confirmed jews did 9/11

Threadly reminder that "President" Guaido is a figment of fevered imperialistic imaginations. No one elected this man president.

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ESSENTIAL VIEWING:

>Venezuela Propaganda Debunked - People Are Against Coup. Also Trump explains his globalist agenda - support rebels

and terrorists in return for 50% of their oil
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>"U.S. Plot In Venezuela FAILING" Says Caracas Reporter
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>Ron Paul interview - "Defying American Values"
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>Ron Paul - Trump's Venezuela Fiasco "convicted criminal Elliott Abrams should be disqualified from holding public office"
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>Ron Paul - Bolton: "We're Taking Venezuela's Oil"..."Pompeo, Bolton and Abrams are the Pirates of the Caribbean"
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>Venezuela Crisis: U.S. Has Painted Itself Into Corner? (South Front)
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>"US intervention will lead to another Vietnam" - Maduro
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>Bank of England 'under the thumb of US'
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>How can crisis in Venezuela be resolved?
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>Venezuela: Regime Change
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>U.S. Hypocrisy on Venezuela
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>Meddle. Bully. Overthrow
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>John Oliver's misleading episode on Venezuela is DEBUNKED
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*ahem*
FUCK KIKES AND FUCK CIA NIGGERS
CHADURO WILL WIN

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How is there not a conspiracy about them? They look more alike than Alex Jones does with Bill Hicks.

Daily reminder that Maduro is an anti-white socialist Jew (his grandparents are Portuguese refugees) and that only Reddit would support him

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well, reddit and /leftypol commie faggots like OP

Is police raiding Guaiduro home now? Twitter news says so

I don't support the brown commie fucks in Venezuela, but a war there would create an influx of 8 million spicfugees all heading for America along with other latin americans claiming to be Venezuelans.

>muh 8 gorillian
when someone wants your opinion Croat, we’ll give it you you

>UN warns that sanctions against Venezuela might be a human rights abuse.
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>@jguaido reports that at this very moment Maduro shock troops are inside his home apparently waiting for him

It's happening

BASED CHADuro will win!

Okay, nigger. I was only trying to be helpful.

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There are already 3 million externally displaced Venezuelans. That number will rise if things stay the same.

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Shills take your meme flags off.

REMINDER THAT VENEZUELA IS A SOCIAL-REFORMIST MIXED ECONOMY WITH LARGE PARTS IN PRIVATE HANDS. "GOMMUNISM" IS JUST A STRAWMAN

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Gommies BTFO

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I am on the communist side fuck USA and their Pax Americana ideology.

lol The only reaction to this whole deal should be to close the borders, point at the brown people killing each other and laugh.

Just reminder: the animals still support Maduro are Putin bot and commies.

Link? Is anyone else reporting on it?

>I believe
>sources close to
top quality shit there Croat. even in the fantasyland where that shit came to pass, we could do with millions more floridians who fuckin hate commies

>UN supporting commies
Why are you surprised?

no one, quite literally no one, gives a flying fuck gypo

Guaido is at Colombian embassy. He is a low level hack, a CIA glow-in-the-dark handpicked nigger. At forefront, pic related is literally guaido.

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Well my country doesnt support the new US puppet president and so do many more nations.

Nvm its old shit

>muh oil
>muh ZOG
>muh CIA
>muh globalism
Friendly reminder not to fall for commie shills and their meme buzzwords.

All those Cubans vote blue, you dumb nigger. Florida is a shithole where they pardon convicted black rapists, with a county completely operated by jews and massive voter fraud in the last midterm election. They are going to get Trump to do this shit and once he does it you'll just see all the media talk about his "imperialism".

>be UN
>get invited to observe electoins
>decline observing elections
>???
profit

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Please gib some land when you're done attacking.

Wait so you're aware there is a refugee crisis and that it's being caused by a specific failure in government but you answer is just to let it get worse? I don't think you're preventing any brown refugees to America at all.

>muh commies
>muh dictator
>muh human rights
>muh starving children
Friendly reminder not to fall for neocon shills and their meme buzzwords.

The resistance for democracy is bravely sustained by (updated):

Italy
Vatican
Barbados
Iran
Palestine
Greece
Mexico
Serbia
China
Uruguay
Russia
Trinidad and Tobago
Turkey
Bolivia
Syria
South Africa
El Salvador
Algeria
Suriname
North Korea
St Vincent and the Granadines
Vietnam
Antigua and Barbuda
Nicaragua
Granada
Laos
Dominica
Palestine
South Ossetia
Abkhazia
Cuba
St Kitts and Nevis
Indonesia
Equatorial Guinea
Belarus
Côte d'Ivoire
Armenia
Kwait
India
Western Sahara
Houthis

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This

I don't really see a solution. It just seems that declaring some guy "interim president" internationally while Maduro has all the levers of power in his hands a thing you'd do to spark a proxy war.

I know the current flag is shit.

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Honestly the Iron Guard flag would look far better than the cookie cutter commie flag.

You think a hastag or prison bar is better than this bad boy?

This is a list of countries where you cross the street when you see them coming though.

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It's just the wheat wreath blends in with the yellow too much.

>full of commies and two dollar hookers
really surprising

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>list of dumb niggers begging for some freedom
(updated)

russia fucked around with those bombers and now the americans shall remove maduro. it was very stupid and provocative to impinge on western hemisphere sovereignty. they've already got cuba, but went ahead and flirted with taking venezuela as well.

Jokes on you there are only communist left.
Yeah something green would had been better.

The fuck is this declaring business? This is all constitutional.

the nation> of Hagi does not dserve this (((curent flag))) desu bro
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Oh no... Not the favelas and other lower castes. How will the Venezuelas live withput favelas and welfare niggers. This is awful...

Mind you he was made the great player he is under that regime and the flag is ugly, I always dislike our national flag.

>finances Israel
>finances Saudi
>can't get rid of Houthi rebels fightingn for land, country, and honor or region
please KYS (oir go back) you dumb burger eating faggot

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this. the monroe doctrine is alive and well, they wanna rewind to cold war style infiltration of south america? best get ready for some right wing deathsquads

I personally think those bombers were show of force by Russia, Venezuela owes a lot of money to the Russians.

Why does their constitution matter? It's none of our business. Why does the EU have to have a say on what goes on in fucking Venezuela, across the fucking Atlantic?

>impinge on western hemisphere sovereignty

Perhaps this has something to do with it???

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lmao the issue is that more Venezuelans will become so desperately broke that they become welfare dependent or seek refuge elsewhere; there's not a fixed amount of welfare niggers I'm afraid.

>retard hue forgets what continent he’s on
it’s alright hue bro, Bolsonaro will make certain you’re re-educated

Hey now don't act like everyone is on board with this on a citizenry level.

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>war largely operated by KSA
There's your problem.

Cabada will take them all. Why would i care about them?

Some german user posted this in the last thread.
I thought it was quite a funny interview. If any ladas wish to translate it and re-up., would be dope
>youtube.com/watch?v=q3dtpy8gDZ0

>650,000 barrels per day, approximately 34 million barrels of storage capacity, and a world- class deepwater port.

>Why does their constitution matter? It's none of our business.
Because that's the corner the EU has painted itself into in an effort to portray itself as a defender of what is right?
my bad fren

>Why do we have human rights!!!!? OMG

Hes going to do his political suicide by invading Guyana? OH ONONONONONO

No we will make Poftugal take them.

Nice joke.

>implying they want to come here

>#Maduro: Washington ‘cannot invent that #Venezuela has WMDs to intervene, so they now invent false news to justify aggression’
seems about right desu

of course it was a show of force, but what were they implying? russia gonna shoot some cruise missiles with nuclear tips to protect venezuela? in no universe will that happen. they just pissed off the americans by waving that proverbial gun around and now they're going to lose their little toe-hold in south america.

No they really don't want to go anywhere but still their diaspora will burden South America and create completely avoidable conflict.

>dude we should disregard the constitutions of other nations!
>why do I smell sulphur and see Arabs in the distance?

Imagine being a lefty changing memeflaggot

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Are you illiterate?

>Imagine beinng a caravan allowing mexican
n-no thanks

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Why don't you build a wall in your southern border, faggot? You should at least plead the mexican southern border wall to your burger superiors.

He's accusing you of realpolitik. He's not wrong.

>CARACAS (Reuters) - A change in government in Venezuela would favor the country’s two main foreign creditors Russia and China, Venezuelan opposition leader and self-proclaimed interim president, Juan Guaido, told Reuters in an interview on Thursday.

based and redpilled

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bump

Benis :DD

Air strikes when?

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Latin macacos pleading hor halp via UN when???

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