Why do they all look like this?
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Julian Phillips
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Jason Jones
they're pretending to be happy
Evan Bennett
cause they're made out of onions
Ayden Harris
They are fearful monkey men
Jaxon Gray
it is a form of aposematism
John Robinson
This. Look up the fear grimace found in primates.
Noah Miller
naturally docile personalities made worse by onions diet and lack of exercise.
Connor Sanders
too much fluroide
Lucas Scott
Cause they are happy about all the dick
Josiah Scott
Or are they just pretending to be pretending to be happy?
Jordan Gray
look in their eyes and you'll see the emptiness eating their souls
Kevin Butler
That one on the right, he does not look like the others. He does not have the same soi look in his eye. Is he breaking free?
Nolan Richardson
Michael Watson
They imitate women
Jason Parker
Luke Perez
everyone who was fired at buzzfeed
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Adam Parker
this, also they are facebook faggots and this is the male version of duck lips when they do selfies. My cousin is one of these idiots and he and my other cousin that married a jew weren't invited to Christmas. True story.
Brody Johnson
just another reason too NOT have a stupid cliche' fucktard beard.
>waits for /pol bearded tard to say "thats cos muh cantz growz one hehe muh hehe
you all think you look like vikings....you dont.
John Cox
The silent scream.
Their dead eyes pleading, mouth wide, exposing the fear grimace, as if to signal to the other males 'not me, buddy, I'm harmless...'
Someone told these men that smiling made you more appealing to women.
Disgusting.
These are not attractive men.
Ian King
They forgot how to smile a long time ago... The only difference between us and them is they are willing to conform and thus present false smiles. They forgot how to smile...
Grayson Davis
understandable.
I think it only works if you have the genes to actually grow a beard that isn't half assed like these basedboys. I guarantee you it took them years to get it to that.
Jack Baker
All I see are happy well adjusted guys who aren’t afraid to leave mom’s basement
Samuel Taylor
The face = fear grimace, a sign of submission caused by social anxiety.
The clothes = conformist and communal.
The glasses if genuine = fucked eyes, sucks.
The glasses if myopic = phonefag.
The beard = differentiates them from ciswomen.
Fourhead = excessive DHT from daily masturbation.
Obesity = fatless diet, meats replaced with soi product.
Jaxson Scott
be afraid
Eli Davis
I think he just lost his glasses
Carter Lee
Would you hire this man Jow Forums
Jace Watson
What's this onions meme?
Ryan Garcia
>t. jealous beardlet
Beards don’t make you a man and neither does having a clean shaven face. Wear whatever suits your face. Whatever makes it look half decent. Beards barely contribute to facial attractiveness, anyway. Most people are fucked either way. Some people look slightly better. Some look worse.
Also, a lot of those betas actually do look worse cleanshaven. Do you honestly think they’d look better smooth and tubby? They wouldn’t. They’re hiding whatever they can.
Jace Long
Trying to attract a certain type of girl. It probably works in their circles.
Ayden Ramirez
Nope. I'd do this, though -
Eli Williams
Ess oh why wordfilters to onion.
Luis James
Sebastian Butler
>being a godless commie
Hell is for ever!
Logan Hernandez
Levi Moore
Matthew Adams
Lol bullshit. Unless you have a cut jawline you will always look better with facial hair. Even if you’re a basedboy. The only thing that makes jawless beta look worse is neck hair.
John Wright
Joshua Foster
Don't forget low testosterone levels and low IQ.
Jason Mitchell
Asher Hall
The face of journalism
Thomas Gray
>These are the people that form public opinion
Ryder Roberts
Adrian Rogers
I feel bad for that kid, he's totally fucked and doesn't even realize it.
William Parker
Is that weev
Kevin Baker
>
Alexander Green
Camden Long
yep.
Caleb Diaz
Hudson Brooks
>blocks your path
Nathan Lopez
Joseph Rogers
Camden Ramirez
Kek
Cooper King
Id hire this one to suck my dick.
Landon Clark
It's interesting how many of them have beards but their beards are all shit.
Noah Cruz
You sound desperate, user. I wouldn't let that disgusting fat body near my pecker.
Julian Bennett
kek
Jacob Cox
William Williams
ah thee old $oy mouth meme. It was a good one.... like 2 years ago.
Mason Phillips
Jonathan Anderson
Adam Davis
Low Testosterone followed by increasing Estrogen from onions related products.
Nathaniel Howard
Ayden Jones
Jackson Harris
I see "s o y" turns into onions now
Matthew Hughes
Caleb Diaz
Aiden Lopez
t. newfag
Sebastian Bailey
Carson Nelson
Head of Tumblr....
Id do it. Fuck yeah I would leave a copy of Meine Kamphf in the toilet. When she goes to clean up are I cum in her she'd see it and freak out.
Angel Johnson
It's sort of like a heartbeat of the galaxy which is made of Soi. Kind of like the force but called the basedce. This power is evil though and only feels like you are in the know and hip. In reality you are a pathetic, trendy, materialistic faggot.
Mason Sanders
Always works
Charles Martin
Andrew Reed
I'm pretty sure that guy is a pro eater, so the mouth open thing kinda makes sense. Like, he could stuff that mountainous burger in his mouth whole.
Charles Jones
Soi lowers testosterone in men; it's high in estrogen. As a result, it makes them act feminine. The open-mouth smile is a feminine thing.
Soi boys don't realize how stupid they look not closing their mouth
Nicholas Miller
Is that even a man? Looks like a woman with a butch haircut
Carter Johnson
Nathan Hughes
>basedboys
>Why do they all look like this?
Jews? Looks like jews
Justin Mitchell
Levi Morgan
Why do they all wear thick rim glasses? I always try to find the thinnest rims because I thought thicker rims made you look more like a loser and judging from that picture they do.
Robert Brooks
Another winner.
Benjamin Evans
Speak english, clown.
Brandon Nelson
>not checking the thread
Eli Torres
$100 says this cunt will be sucking cocks within a month of being fired making "Adult Films".
Next occupation "Adult Film Entrepanour".
Daniel Sanchez
Pic
Lincoln Price
Gen-X software engineer here. I can't tell you how much I hate that the industry is flooded with these guys. These guys take geekism to another level of autism (& this is coming from a geek).
Their pretty easy to spot when you take into account how feminine they act.
Jacob Ortiz
Gavin Baker
I don't understand the point in getting a vasectomy. The pill works almost perfectly and is reversible.
Angel Ramirez
Leave the boyish alone, they're a precious commodity and have always existed. Unlike the bearded, balding and glasses-sporting men we've seen ITT.
Evan Brooks
Try typing out S O Y you fucking newfag
Cooper Evans
motherfucker
Ian Thompson
Fucking soi bois...they ruined Rick & Morty, & Nintendo Wii for me.
Mason Richardson
The looks on their faces.
Hunter Lee
REMEMBER BOYS: DON'T DRINK SOI
Jayden Lee
And why do they have those stupid ass beards? You'd think since they clearly act feminine they'd try to look as female as possible.
Hell I'm half gay, shave my face and I'm still more masculine then these fags.
Jordan Hughes
It's not a meme, it's a real life phenomenon, retard soiboi
Josiah Turner
Did somebody ever get around to making a collage with shooped dicks in their mouths?
Ian Reed
Has there been any real scientific studies about onions products creating weird beta males like this?
I drink cow milk and I don't have this retarded open mouth problem
Nolan Parker
Lol is she like 50??
Colton Reyes
You're... what? goddamnit a memeflag made me respond to it
Thomas Gutierrez
Actually there's a good chance that he will rebel and become a prominent white nationalist eventually lead the western world toward the Fourth Reich