Confess
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I masturbate so much I can’t remember a day that I haven’t.
Catholics actually serve satan
I want a white conservative beautiful waifu
The sins I committed are negligible. The ones I'm going to commit once the DOTR comes will be not.
Yesterday I spent an hour at a graveyard trying to stalk this girl but she never arrived. Then I got paranoid because the statues reminded me of the weeping angels.
I genuinely despise the fact this board can't seen make up its mind regarding how powerful kikes are. I don't disagree with the notion they hold vast amounts of power and influence, but if that's the case then I see very little hope of "winning" in the long term or that any "progress" whatsoever we may bear witness can be anything but smokes and mirrors meant to keep people placated.
Also, I'd raze entire nations for a young Kawai Sonoko.
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I had an embarrassing moment in the 1st grade. I'm not sure if it's Jow Forums worthy though.
I was sitting in class, mid-morning, and had to pee. I raised my hand and got permission to go to the bathroom. Our classroom had a bathroom attached. I walked through the door and into the stall. When I pulled out my wiener to pee I was overtaken by the feeling of how much I liked it. It wasn't sexual. I was a happy and optimistic kid and I could have liked my body parts, nose or pinky toe. I started singing about how much I liked my wiener. I don't remember the words, but it was to the rhythm of the Captain Planet theme song. "Captain Planet, He's our hero, Gonna cut pollution down to zero..." I finished peeing and wet back out to take my seat. The class was just as quiet as I had left it. When I sat down a girl named Melissa with frizzy red hair looked over with an evil grin and said, "We could hear you." The entire class burst into laughter. Even Miss Chandler face planted on her desk.
It's affected me.
She work the graveyard shift or something?
I'm so sorry, I had to.
Her bus stop is right next to the graveyard.
While not related to my genitals like you, I did embarrass myself in front of the whole school when I was in 4th grade and it never left me.
People did not let it go until I graduated from HS. (It's a small town). So I can relate, somewhat.
I did find some interesting old gravestones.
I'm 25 and never had sex or a real relationship with an SO. To placate innate desires I've imagined the idea couple and live vicariously through them every night in my mind, they have complex back stories and everything, there's a full on plot at this point and it's gone through many variations over the years. It's so successful that I think it's stifled my willpower to change and actually get the real thing.
Maybe write it down, become published romance novelist, drown in milf pussy, find it unfulfilling because you're a fucking autist, go back to fantasizing?
I would like a big milky kike gf
I have failed my waifu, deep down know that I'm getting better at life is not because of her but for marrying a 3D woman.
Rector Minvader here from the Salt Church, Gawler, South Australia. Both Pastor Salt and myself know the the church is a scam and that god is just as fake as the tooth fairy. But it's a lot easier telling lies to mongs each Sunday than getting a real job. Also, tax? Hahahahahahaha.
fucking this
I said the N word
My DNA results came in this week and I’m only 81.9% European.... :(
It's not sunday yet nigger
>I started singing about how much I liked my wiener.
Too many God damn snakes on planes doing weird death eater things in the sky
I played Red Dead Redemption for 3 days straight when I should have been looking for a job this week as I recently got laid off.
I´m a black guy living in a white man's world. I long to have mixed children just to spite the white man, it's the only thing keeping me alive.
I'm an incel and won't be able to continue the white race
Tell the fucking story, faggot
I spent my evening going on a nationwide murder spree in Oblivion. I killed so many people across Cyrodiil.
Daww I'm sorry user kids do silly shit like that all the time.
I fapped to my flatmate two days ago. I'm not gay, and now I feel disgusted with myself.
I have a preference for black women
i weigh almost 100kg but i just cant stop stuffing myself
Are you a femanon?
Lol no
That's nothing. I shit my pants at age 8 at school. Some if it went on my shirt as well. Kids were asking what it was. I said it was paint from art class. They replied saying we had no brown in art class. Told them I mixed colors. They then asked since when did brown paint smell like shit to which I had no answer.
Why so you can leave the mother to raise them alone, wait of course that’s what you mean....silly me