Just googled something out of curiosity and this turned up as the first/top result, am I going crazy or are (((they))) trying to send me a warning guys?
(((They))) don't want anyone to have self respect
Bro take a break and act like a normie for a while or they will kill you.
It's still the top result, what the fuck?
Fuck off kike
prove me wrong then burgerfag, jewgle what i searched and tell me what turns up for you then.
Wtf this is for real hahahahah
Some bot must've used the algorithm to pin point last words of heros... Dropped the an to duck ai tranny bots
911 is only American wtf Norway doing
Same goes for Australia
911 is actually an international phone number for emergencies. When i call 911 it connects me to the other police number in Norway which is 112.
>how to show you have self respect
>'kill yourself'
oof
Dear god... what have I stumbled upon?
Is... Is it in more countries than that, like... is it every country?
"having self respect" brings up garbo women "12 ways to x" shit
but worded like this..
I am confused. why?
made me google it
Google's suicide prevention bot is kinda wonky
>It's every fucking country.
How long has this been happening for?
I don't use google, but here you go
searching for it in German doesn't bring it up
What comes up in german then?
>open google for anything in Latvia
>suicide prevention hotline comes up
tips on how to show that you have self respect. Wikihow and stuff.
what the fuck
The suicide hotline doesn't pop up if I use Polish
Quality kraut bantz
So... we know it's tied to the English language.
And we know it's tied to "showing self respect".
Is there anything we can do with this?
What happens if you search in your own languages?
>201868166
made me spill my cereal
Lads lets make a big deal out of this. Lets make it reach mainstream and blame google for wishing unrespected people to die!
This is severely unepic, why are they doing this shit?
Try dumbing down your search to " how to self respect" . im not getting anything no matter the wording. If you still want self respect try that... Other wise kys
>how to show you have self respect
>showing self respect
any other wording causes the hotlines?
suicide prevention line does not come up when you search this. Swap woman with man and it comes up.
(((Google))) only...
this is AI associating r9k robots to suicide, its just putting 2+2 together
Nice
>Jewgle
what are they saying by this?
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!
it isn't there for women, only men.
They even do it when you larp as jew.
Haha Wtf same here in Thailand
Holy shitt you are right
Enoch Powell was right! That's a good interview too, kept his cool under fire from the shitty interviewer.
Okay lads... so...
> It turns up when you search the following :
> "how to show you have self respect"
> "showing self respect"
> "how to show self respect as a man"
But it's only in English. and doesn't show up if you add woman.
Can someone test it with races?
whats amazing here is the level of AI, its comprehending abstract complex stuff like respect
creepy
>it's not tied to white
Oops, I mean Mosley
youtube.com
women are 1/4 as likely to kill themselves than men
and its a more popular topic, again can be explained with AI
google doesnt have the will to pay the money to manually do this shit
this is some advanced as fuck AI that we are seeing here
you should be afraid
it doesn't, it just knows what everybody searches
Races dont work i tried it, only gender.
nah nigger i ve being seeing google searches evolving for a while and its creepy af, look at this one
Guys guys! It works if you add american to it
Same in leafland
Maybe try religions?
oh shit, A development!
Haha Wtf no hotline for women.
This is because men have higher suicide rates and
1 they want to encourage it subconsciously
OR
2 they want to dissuade and put you on drugs or a list etc
It's weird I feel more kinship with uncle oswald than any of my relatives.
Yep, every country
THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING (god ai)
I think the alrogithm is guessing you googled "I lost all self-respect" and going nuclear on the anti-suicide.
Hmmmmm doesnt work with german, norwegian or israeli, only americans
this sounds a little too on the (((nose)))
No... it doesn't show up for "i lost all self respect"
>its comprehending abstract complex stuff like respect
Fucking huwhat? It's literally just linking words to other words using predictive algorithms, you stupid sensationalist teenager.
Post a screencap, I'm collecting them
Try living here and you'll understand.
No suicide hotline for op's original statement plus "as a black man"
>Alrogith
cool dark elf name, i am using it
Could it be, that... trying to find self respect is something (((they))) don't want for certain groups/demographics and they're trying to get you on anti depressants and other mind effecting drugs?
I'm guessing it's subliminal then, Google knows you usually skip the first 1-2 results (ads) but your unconscious brain still registers the words "suicide" :)
They're trying to get us to kill ourselves using subliminal messaging when we are at our weakest, nice.
nah nigger you're just to dumb to see it
There is no AI capable of doing anything
They tried to train a Starcraft 2 AI to be able to beat humans and in the tests it did.
Once they tried a live version the human just cheesed it instantly.
AI are less adaptable than full autists.
Congratulations, Algorith! You are now a Lv. 98 Dark-Orc Warrior
see
I think Netherlands hit the nail on the head, some sort of (((accidental))) feature on google.
No suicide for op+ "as a Muslim" either.
I wonder if you are able to get stuff like... fucking... images of CP if you google it in Hebrew
is it for christian?
it didn't get cheesed, also the ai was nerfed in that it couldn't see the whole map at once, only a screen at a time like real humans
the previous version saw the entire map at once and didn't lose
No suicide hotline for muzzies
No i tried
>Once they tried a live version the human just cheesed it instantly.
Nah it won recently, but AI is still a con to sell shitty SaaS
cybersecuritycaucus.com
Wealth beyond measure, outlander
>also the ai was nerfed in that it couldn't see the whole map at once, only a screen at a time like real humans
did the ai think that the tiny screen was the whole map then?
Op + "as a white"
My almonds are now active
Yeah no I stand totally BTFO the Google search engine has achieved sentience and shit man.
Fucking lmao.
interesting theory, Pekka. Probably not though.
This is what we know so far:
>works with every country
>doesnt work if you add woman to it but works with men
>doesnt work for nationalities except for americans
What are they trying to tell us?
Many blessing to this great OP. Very interesting.
Here it is from Leaf land
So to summaries it all.
> it shows up for trying to find out how to show self respect.
> it shows up for americans and men when added.
oh my god...
Whites on the list.
In Ireland. Get a link to pieta house. Self respect = An Hero now apparently
It's all a meme that they created to make you accept that the failures of society are all down to your mind and there's nothing you can do about it but take drugs to ease the suffering
the way they explained it the AI saw the whole map zoomed out. whereas a human player only sees the mini map on the bottom left, the player would have to move the screen to see information like health bars and upgrades, the AI had access to all the units information instantaneously
Thailand is on the ball and has found the next step in (((their))) plan.
thats just public level small research teams
the AI stuff is creepier than anybody talks or understands
math has always been abstract, then we see that the patterns we find in abstract number also apply to the physical world, hence physics
but math itself is always ahead and its always abstract, AI reserach is math in essence, if math allows an algorithm to exist that is "alive" then it already exists in its final perfect form, in the abstract world of math
its just waiting for order to exist in the physical world, so it can execute here
its similar to us, since the big bang the laws of physics as they were set, allowed life to exist, us, since the very first second of the universe, we existed in potential, as permutations of information
AI is inevitable
excellent!
This thread reminds me of old pol, god bless you op
Seems like this just shows us that mostly white man in the western spear search for things that can be googled think they may be suicidal. Since they killed them selves more than anyone else, it seems to make sense to me
>actual interesting thread
>inb4 pruned and deleted
Calling it now
>have self respect
>care about what others think of you
pick one
seems kinda like it's a retard desu, and I'd expect no less from Googles Basedgrammers.