/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Moonman Coonman, Can You Still Walk? Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 2/1/19
youtu.be/ot7cD0D_f50
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 2/1/19
youtu.be/j4yhu8oTTZw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457469-1/
>Pres Trump Meeting on Human Trafficking on Southern Border 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457491-1/
>VP Pence @Venezuela Solidarity Event 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457497-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/Venezuelan Exiles 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457495-1/
>StateDep Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 2/1/19
youtu.be/aMr49VseFl0
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 2/1/19
youtu.be/1xiaOZh5JoA
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 2/1/19
youtu.be/L3niilTJtAQ
>KAC on F&F 2/1/19
youtu.be/L3wIsP4MjL4
>KAC inside WH 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457477-1/
>This Week@State 2/1/19
youtu.be/7uxz8Ux2Z1o
>Pres Trump Meeting w/Chy-na VicePremier Liu 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457458-1/
>TrumpTweet: Securing Our Border 1/31/19
youtu.be/8WGeqBp0FAo
>Pres Trump Meeting w/American Manufacturers 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457444-1/
>VP Pence/DepAG Rosenstein/ActDEAAdm Dhillon @DEA 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457432-1/
>Amb Cohen @UN LOLocaust Memorial Ceremony 1/31/19
youtu.be/rhuyiSeuTK8
>Amb Cohen @UNSC on Syria 1/31/19
youtu.be/P9yEvdHhkTs
>HHSSec Azar on FoxNews 1/31/19
youtu.be/Y5PJirT3GjY
>SpecRep4NoKo Biegun @Stanford on DPRK Denuclearization 1/31/19
dvidshub.net/video/657392/

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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>coonman / ted nugent 2020
would you vote /ptg/?

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kek

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I use cash app to pay jewesses to beat me at chess and words with friends then to make videos taunting me about their superiority and their braps

>character from 2014
>reading snarky articles by out of touch new york liberal journalists telling working class miners to code
>time travels to 2019
>the same journalists are being laid off and throwing a shitfit when people tell them to learn to code

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GOVERNOR COONMAN KNOWS THE MOONWLAK

That was the funniest thing I've seen in some time.

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>get in looser, we're going to MAGA

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No governor has ever been that much of a train wreck.

Coonman is still a baby murderer!

I'm writing in Coonman if Trump doesn't deliver on the wall

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ANYTIMEINEEDTOSEEYOURFACEIJUSTCLOSEMYEYESANDIAMTAKENTOAPLACEWHEREYOURCRYSTALMINDANDMAGENTAFEELINGTAKESUPSHELTERINTHEBASEOFMYSPINELIKEACHICACHERRYCOLA

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>MY BLACK FRIENDS!

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inb4 it was coon moon's idea to throw himself a press conference to help the democrats deflect babies

A racist, baby killer has more of a backbone than the majority of the GOPe

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Stop talking about the faked racist pic and refocus on the infanticide comments
quit letting them distract you

being racist is not worse than killing babies after they are born

If RBG is dead does that mean Roe V Wage is history?

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EVERYONE

RATE THE RALPH NORTHAM PRESS CONFERENCE 1-10

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The best part of that press conference was stolen from us. When that reporter asked him if he could still moonwalk he surveyed the area to see if he had room but looked at his wife who told him not to do it. We almost had Coonman moonwalk at his mea culpa presser.

Alinsky's 4th Rule is the most fun thing to throw at libshits.

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Good odds.

COONMANIA IS RUNNING WILD ALL OVER THE PLACE

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>black baby murderer

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10+++++

and we all thought it would be boring waiting for February 15th.

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the fact that we didn't get to see him moonwalk out is really disappointing

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-1/10
He's either gone soon or gone next election

Blackface gives us traction. We need to hitch the memes together.

How about blackface baby killer?

We'll have a wall made of dead nigger babies inside of a week.

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this

For him it was a 0/10, what the fuck was he thinking?

On an entertainment basis it was 10/10

Ralph "Pulling the Trigger on Every Nigger" Northam

>19% Nigger
This is your state on slavery.

Most likely, its why they're not letting her die

14.88

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>mind the gap

9/10, 10/10 if he moonwalked

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That would've been the Dukakis tank moment of 2020.

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>he think he has to worry about another election

that BITCH

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still a baby killer/10
Its been hilarious watching him crash and burn, but in a ll seriousness we can't let this guy have any more shoepolish.

Back alley abortions when?!

9

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100/10 would moonwalk again.

fucking 9000+

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Awoo to the moon!

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Only blacks and chinese are aborted.

1,000 times this. Fucking sad.

shut up federali
go spam the baby shit on twitter you loser

I WANT TO SEE 'MICHAEL JACKSON' TRENDING

FUCK HIS WIFE

8.5

#nailedit

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Nigger, he's term limited. He doesn't give a fuck about the next election.

what the fuck is black face?
is it like a drag queen?

10/10
would have gone up to 11 if he had moonwalked

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bradley please, stop being so rude

>not the baby story

-6/10

Could Coonman have pulled through if went independent and said he was a proud racist?

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My area is around 35 percent black. Get on my level.

t.deep south

What if we cut power to the hospital?

>wife who told him not to do it
Fucking women I swear.

Reminder that MJ was innocent

>I am not the man in blackface in that photograph!
>That said, I did wear blackface in Texas one time.
>By the by, you know how fucking hard it is to wipe shoe polish off your face?
>I won a moonwalking contest.
>I like beer.
>I can still moonwalk but my wife won't let me.
>I have black friends.
Best press conference ever.

This works perfectly.

>(D): trump is an evil offensive racist and shouldn't be in office!
>also (D): coonman the baby slayer moonwalking into the delivery room taking a hammer to infants

Please its only the beginning of the year, We're not going to get another 2016 are we? I cant take that much winning

what gave him away? the nickname coonman?

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You meme flag makes me think of ignorant white women getting beheaded.

AWOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo............~

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>/ptg/ goes outside and AWOO~s at the Super Blood Wolf Moon during peak eclipse
>two weeks later Moonman Coonman is basking in dead nigger baby blood and has to be restrained from moonwalking on camera while talking about wearing blackface
DO YOU FEEL IT, EVERY WAN?

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Mississippi was 60%+ black because of slavery. I am glad I wasn't born back then.

>won't apologize for wearing blackface
>grand wizard in the KKK
>lynches black infants the moment they leave the womb
sorry guys i am off the trump train
NORTHAM 2020

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He absolutely was. The Hollyjoos tried to take him down for 20 years.

i dont know or care who bradley is
i dont know or care about racist stories in the msm

focus on the baby thing. don't get divided

It's a white boy pretending to something he isn't, like a faggot claiming to be a sand nigger when he isn't one

>this blackface picture isnt me
>i did do it another time though
>tough to get off your face
>*moonwalks out of press conference
i have lost the last vestige of my sanity, as i drift off into an endless abyss of insane laughter

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aka Coonman Moonwalk

10/10 pure kino

Al Jolson as a doctor in an abortionist skit.

Her face sums it up in one pic

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>I like beer.
IMPEACH NOW

>coonman didn't coonwalk

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The only way he could have won is if he was combative with the press and furiously denied being in the photo or even a part of making the year book. Instead, he tried the cuck approach of apologizing for something that probably wasn't even his fault

Over 9,000

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I'M FEELING IT
IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN

>go back to killing babies you fug

like i promised, i sent a letter to RNC chair Ronna
i havent worked for the RNC in some time, but given the fact that I did, as well as my donations, give me hope that this will reach the desk.
also, the RNC building is much, much smaller than you'd think
at least the DC office
anyways, I told them that they shouldn't spike the ball yet, but find out who fucked up in Ed's campaign for Gov. I have three theories, but any competent manager would never have missed this gold mine.

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Wait, if he knows how hard it is to wipe shoepolish off, doesn't that imply he did that more than once?

>not focusing on both
key is to use their redirect against them; if one does that, they grab eyes from both sides.

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

ZEROHEDGE WITH THE BANTZ

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This is George Costanza tier

Thanks doc

AWOO ON THE MOON!

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I support free abortions for blue states, and child tax-credits for red states.

Don't forget Ebola-chan is doing another tour of Africa this year!

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