Jerry cans are illegal in Britain apparently.
Why does the UK have so many laws about what you can and can't do/say/own?
Euroweenies are always like "Haha, you yanks can't have kinder surprise eggs!"
But it's like. Dude. I can own jerry cans.
Things You Can't Do In Britain
Wyatt Reed
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Juan Mitchell
The fuck is a jerry can, proxy nigger?
Nathan Perry
You must mean a gas can. Dumbass
Carter Davis
Because the UK is a police state.
Jeremiah Turner
BS. I have around 10 of the fucking things. Metal & plastic.
Julian Wilson
Is this a larp? Can't tell if serious.
Gabriel Smith
You cannot screw around if you're married to a prince. Alright.
Eli Jenkins
>Jerry cans are illegal in Britain apparently
This isn't true at all. I have one. I fill it up with diesel at the petrol station and use it to refill my outboard engine.
Jordan Williams
Theres a fetish for them here that makes them grossly overpriced for some reason
Lucas Flores
ENGLISH REPUBLICAN ARMY WHEN?
Ryan Green
Nolan Kelly
it's a spare container for gasoline. it literally says that in the image.
go back to fortnite you stupid kid. Jow Forums is for over 18 only.
Carter Miller
things you can't do in Britain,
Get shot
Jaxson Lopez
>live in Northern Ireland
>Britain's Got Talent comes to down
>Belfast City Council take down the posters and advertisements because they have union flags on them
>Try to call a city by its official name (Londonderry)
>Googling it shows "Derry"
>Everyone there calls it Derry
>All signs with Londonderry are painted over
>Police force was founded on the principle that it must never ever be more than 50% white british again
>Government founded on the basis that it can never ever be more than 50% white british again and that it literally can't function without permission of micks
>All the best schools are Catholic Irish ones
>Protestant British schools and areas neglected
>Being a White, Protestant British Unionist who isn't a purely economical unionist actually now makes you the interesting person in the room due to your unique and rare views
>Entire country literally 1 vote away from being put under the control of Dublin, and if that vote fails it can be redone infinitely until it succeeds
>Catholicism will be the majority religion in like 5 years
>The two biggest cities have already had a catholic majority for ages
>Most of the countryside is also Catholic Irish
>Most of the remaining bastions of protestant britishness are council estates or fucking graveyards
I feel like the micks are the ghost of christmas future for the mainland desu
Ayden Ramirez
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It's still legal to be shot in London at least, thankfully.
Dylan Cruz
I think he means you can store them in the boot, full of petrol
John Reed
Tell you what you can't do in the USA that you can do in England @ 29 Years of age....
C R E A M P I E a tight 16 year old Anglo girl.
Evan Brooks
Whole Britain should become Catholic again tho.
Christian Diaz
Splendid, another civil war. I'll be on the Royalist side. And I'll get to slaughter loads of leftists.
Benjamin Mitchell
With your current Royal Family, the leftist will be the Royalists this time.
Owen Wright
>Jerry cans are illegal in Britain apparently.
Half the country is committing a crime then m8.
Alexander Cook
Oh, indeed, we would need a real king. The Royal Family aren't royal; they're plebs around a pretend monarch.
Christian Wilson
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Come home, British man.
Tyler Thomas
Ha, I thought it'd be something about the name including a derogatory term for ze Germans. Like we have to call them something else from now on.
Brandon Cooper
Charles Miller
It is likely you and I commit a crime every ten minutes or so. That's the "beauty" of the rule of law (i.e., of lawyers and parliamentarians): a vast array of laws, many of which are in contradiction, such that (a) one is almost always breaking one, and (b) they can be applied arbitrarily against only those law-breakers that are displeasing to the state.
Jace Sanders
>Come home, British man.
Englishman. Nonetheless, I'm rather keen on the Jacobites.
Robert Green
Behold your King.
Wyatt Rodriguez
He needs to get Bavaria back first.
Christopher Gray
Er no they ain't, i have 2 attached to the landrover. It's just illegal to call them 'jerry' cans because that would be glorifying the dirty krauts.
Aaron Hughes
Can I recommend you a friend?
Parker Morales
The Good Friday Agreement was a mistake and I apologize for our President's role in it.
It's a shame you Ulster proddies weren't better at reaching out for support from American proddies.
Ryder Collins
Ha, silly cow, complaining that her boyfriend isn't a brain-dead mass-man.
Still, I would fall out with him because of his lack of racism.