IT'S HAPPENING: CALIFORNIA IS GOING UNDER

supposed to switch to snow and get a few feet over the next couple days.

Don't drink the water.

a tidal wave shall consume new york city. biblical scale. respect babies!

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Hahahaha. The Commies wanted to pipe my Great Lakes to them! Hahaha! The Great Lakes are God's Country, and he's going to pour Lake Huron on all of you! Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!

Drown, you Commie bastards! Hahahahahahahaha!

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The rain will cleanse san fran of all the sidewalk turds.

Drink the water

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I hoped she would be a lot older for some reason, I wanted mama milkies, not another fucking whore...

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Can confirm. A flood just flew over my house

Me too. Wanna go to the downtown brewery for some Avocado bombs and some kissing?

A bear just surfed down my street!

Try Dillion Carter. The right balance for perfect tits.

Although Zoe's "Oppsie, daddy! I broke the plumbing and got all wet!" video is not without merits.

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It's barely even raining here. People in this state are such massive pussies. The local news made it sound like an end-times storm was coming.

>Be me
>Be at 100 Foot elevation
Central valley fags btfo

By mama tits I also mean an older female. Not that I'm even into this, I don't watch porn anymore and I don't know why I'm writing this, probably just fishing for (yous), thanks for the response anyhow.

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I was doing so well on no fap...
Why did you do this to me user.

For real. The worst part is all the shit skins trying to drive in the rain. They can't even drive in the dry, though.

Those pinko bastards will die before the pristine waters of my Lake Superior slakes their well-deserved thirst.

I live in Ventura county. FML.

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it's sprinkling here, CA overreacts every time there's a tiny bit of rain, and everyone drives like shit too... it sucks

fuggin saved m8y

the only harry potter book I would actually read

Fuck you califag. I hope you die when your house slides down a fucking mountain if you know what I mean.

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The irony here is this is all basically a butterfly effect created by the democrats. Tax Californians into poverty to support socialism, which creates more and more homeless people, more and more homeless people create more and more campfires in the wild, more and more campfires create more and more wildfires, more and more wildfires create more and more mudslides, all in all it creates more homeless people who couldn't afford insurance or simply can't buy a new home... this results in more of the same. California is basically flushing down the drain thanks to Gov Moonbeam, Gov Sunbeam (Newsome) and all the other liberals crooks like Adam Schiff, Pelosi, Ted Lieu, Kamala Harris, Eric Garcetti... the list goes on and on. Democrats will be the death of California.

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naw weather sucks

My car has seat warmers and I'll put my hand on your knee.

well at least the lake is gonna be a lake again. Last time I was there Baldwin Lake was literally gone.

does that brewery still have the black ipa? that was really good but havent been in a long time

nah it will cause liquid poop to coat every nook and cranny of SF. San Francisco will literally be coated in shit.

it wont matter because the snow resorts use it all up to blow snow.

I was wonder what they were going to do with all the homeless.

Blessed be thy Lord. Let the sinners be washed away!

Oh fuck! A flood just flew over my house!

DESU, send your energy to the rain gods so it'll create more mudslides in the recent burn areas of Malibu to watch the Hollywood liberal elites houses wash away.

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At least the drought is postponed...

Got anymore trees to sell merchant?

You cant make these commies happy, theyre upset about the drought one minute now god brings them rain and they still complain

Sorry user. I guess I deserve a spanking...
>*Bites lip*

Word. Only we Michiganders are allowed to drink the dissolved particles of Captain McSorely.

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It's been worse before.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Flood_of_1862

youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
learn to swim

I'd be happy with that too.

That was the most retarded thing I've ever read

weren't these faggots complaining about a drought a few months ago?
drink up fuckers.

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bitch needs to spend more time cleaning her floor, less time painting her fucking nails.

same. the main road out of my town is blocked off by cops because of mudslides.

not on my watch

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That smell is probably a turn-on for their sodomite community.

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If the Wraith came to Earth, would they be satisfied with Africa and China? Could we convince them Jews taste better than Whites?

She should hire a maid.

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Give them the poos too.

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Underrated lol

>flash floods
>going under
>flash

Fuck off faggot

>tfw gotta go to Oakland on Wednesday for work

Am I gonna get washed away?

if it aint a pontoon boat you wont be landing

california will never run out of water now, pol btfo

just say your dog is being profiled for not speaking english
10/10 it will work and they will apologize to the dog in spanish

Underwatered*

ZOMG a flood just flew over my house

Idk about floods but this is like the 4th massive rainstorm we've had here in the 209 area within the last 2 months. Pretty insane. Havent seen this much rain in years

Source please

Fuck california. I hope that godforsaken garbage pit falls into the sea.

Brittney White.

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Q predicted this ID.

I hope u suc peepee tough guy

ha I thought there was a drought

The eagle crys after the dragon spits fire.

Kek'd.

The end is coming? Yay i can finally meet the face of god.

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Good, New York's next due to baby murder law passed. Polar vortex happened right after and New Jersey nuclear reactor is down, hopefully it kills all the evil ppl there.

Don't forget mudslides.

Rip Big Bear user. I'm down the mountain with family for sportsball weekend and I hope my house isn't floating away from Crestline when I return.

Digits confirm.
Harm the post, you suffer the ghost.

Let the water wash away your sins

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DIGITS

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Fuck off retard. It happens every 5 years. No one gives a shit.

Well isn't that a good thing? I thought California was drying up

fuck you im in barstow some one save me from these meth fumes

>100th monkey effect are you the ONE to change the world
>youtu.be/XLmxkaNMl2A
I do not believe the contents of this video.

I guess it's true, California is full of "Wetbacks"

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did you just call me a spic?

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oh shit a flash flood just flew over my house