Jow Forums COMPLETELY BTFO

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This is a publicity stunt. She is trying to stay relevant. She thinks she can get publicity after Pete was in the news so much for dating that one famous singer bitch Grande

are those stretch marks on her tits? jesus.

Unironically who?

She's in a menopausal tailspin. She's almost 50 and started dating 20-year-old a few years ago to make her self feel desirable.

Who are these people?

Don’t be so cynical. She obviously loves him and his dreamy butthole eyes.

She was in those crappy Vampire vs Werewolf movies 15 years ago and he's some Jew from SNL.

The daughter of Richard Beckinsale, a television actor of the 70's mostly known for playing Godber on Porridge. It was a good sitcom but he died age 31 so unfortunately wasn't able to raise his daughter who has obviously become a dried up old wretch.

Yes, little baby

literally who and who?

>be 45yo Kate Beckinsale
>davidson is a retarded 25yo
>"my kind of guy"
Pathetic.

Still a gorgeous woman guaranteed to be hotter than anyone you’ve ever cum inside. Davidson’s now banged arguably the hottest young celebrity and arguably the hottest MILF. Which famously worshipped vaginas have you banged?

Her pussy is blown out either way.

How do you know? You must be friends with Pete Davidson to know what her vagina looks like.

She has moisturizer slathered all over her face, so it's hard to tell... but there are the beginnings of crows feet appearing... this isn't a good sign.

I'm not saying she's a mess, but she will be very soon. My advice to this guy is get in and out quick while it's still an appealing prospect.

(or just forget it and get an 18 year old SNL groupie instead)

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>Which famously worshipped vaginas have you banged?

Your mom?

How many kids does she have?
Or do you still believe in miracle pussy tightening after birth?

wasnt she featured in some baby foreskin skin ointment ad or something similar? starting to get sleepy

That pregnent chick in a coma count as famous?

Ok I know beckinsale because she used to be really hot but who tf is Pete Davidson and why would pol be btfo lmao

These fucking redditors. Why the hell are you defending some old cunt on a mongol horsebreeding forum? Reevaluate yourself and fuck off.

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"Cougar whiskers"

Why are you commenting in a thread about it, pig fucker?

She has one child.

>Being a white night on Jow Forums
Roastie or Reddit soiboy? Which is it?

Neither faggot. Don’t be mad just bc Pete Davidson and 98% of men have a bigger dick than you.

>ariana grande
>hottest
fucking lmao she's a halfling

it's the ingrained white knight culture, and they used to fap a lot to the underworld movies

>old leathery roastie
>unfunny shiteyes douchebag
nobody gives a fuck about these loser faggots, OP
this thread is cancer
>in all fields

that not moisturizer. its a sign of the end of days. a adjustment was made to humans. the locust were released already. this is death fleeing . its been fluctuating for a while now. humans can live longer than ever assuming they arent killed or starve. this adjustment is visual but impacts health and regeneration. its actually beneficial but meant purely to ensure nobody escapes. nobody thats suppose to be here at least. even the righteous are subject to this phenomena assuming they are between 20 and 50. the elderly get a bump to but the oil is a last ditch effort to save some

it comes from the passage about if the beast had more time no flesh would be saved so god shortened his time. hes attempting to anoint people and the elderly arent expected to fight well enough to enlist if they didnt meet the prerequisites and devoted themselves to god. hes looking for cannon fodder. but this can work against his armies numbers. rejecting god after being anointed is a grave thing. this is a trial by fire for 2 generations. im sure he doesnt care about those that cannot stand by him

lmao look at her. i cant even say her age because of her surgeries and make up.

That little whore has been jacked off to by more dudes than just about any one person on earth. Get out of here with your retarded race tomfoolery, as if the world’s penis doesn’t know what it wants.

>arguably the hottest young celebrity and arguably the hottest MILF
Who is making these arguments? An old woman and a 56%er are no trophies.

Just to let you know you're a loser. Someone needs to tell you. You ought to thank me I obviously hit a nerve.

Official,one child.
When was the last time you fucked a older woman that had a kid?

They're pussy lips are so far spread apart that you feel nothing,absolutely nothing.
If you do it just for a fling,and not to get her pregnant,it's the worst feeling.

A 40+ year old and then a hooker were my last fucks and now i'm a chronic masturbator for the last 2 years.

That's how bad it is.

What a lucky dude, I'd finish inside her every time

some roastie

She’s a nigger with brown hair and shit-colored eyes

>guaranteed to be hotter than anyone you’ve ever cum inside.
I see this phrase thrown about by virgins all the time.

What exactly is her type?

>when was the last time

Literally last night with my wife, you dumb faggot, spreading your lies on here for idiots to swallow. There are such things as C-sections, and stitches. Some women come out even tighter after child birth, but it’s obvious you have the sexual knowledge of a fat 12 year old.

Imagine being this much of a faggot

She is degenerate celebrity that sucked jew dicks to get her position and uses foreskin cream to slow down her aging. She is a disgusting human being. Your boy davidson regularly takes it up the ass from his masters too. Price of fame is getting fucked by the jew.

>makes a thread asking for harassment
>gets harassed
>gets buttblasted over it
Are you mentally ill or a masochist by any chance?

A heroin addict that cries on camera is her type. Okays. Each to their own.

Did SHE have a C-section you dumb fuck?
Maybe you just got used to it.
Now try fucking a 20 year old without a kid and tell us the difference.

Fucking older women without wanting to nut in them is the most souless and bland experience i ever had.

Just bang a 20 year old and get back to us.

You think this is buttblasting? You need to lurk more old man.

Nice flag

So you're just retarded I see.

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Nice cope/shill you fucking blockheaded unit.
Please tell us again,if what you are saying is true(muh wife,muh sexy time)

Keep coping about how tiiiiiiiigggght it is.
Here's another thing you can try,go see another woman that isn't your wife,40+,than try a 20 year old and come back.

Ok Champ?

Backwards hat wearing low body fat dude 20 years younger than her.

Listen flaggot. Because I’ve almost certainly fucked more beautiful young pussy than you, and I know what you’re saying is retarded. By your logic no one should ever get married and just spend their lives trying to fuck 20 year olds who’ve had the train run on them by every negro who whistles at her right. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Go get married and have a child.

Hmmm, I fucked a woman who had 3 kids once. Really enjoyable. Was after a 10 hour cocaine fueled road trip, so can't really speak generally. She also had her tubes tied so I just nutted inside no condom. Or are you talking about impregnating women past prime breeding age?

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Nope. I actually believe you, and have no doubt what you say is true. I bet it was very enjoyable. Godspeed fellow non-fag.

We aren't from the same continent mate,so don't talk about niggers to me.
I'm also happy for you that you got to fuck more young women than me.Kudos
Still doesn't change the fact that any woman that gave birth naturally without C-Sections,operations or any of that jazz is never going to have the same tightness as a young one.

But ofc you being a burger,it's all about plastic and surgery with you dumb fucks.
Did she had any surgeries or was she au naturel?

she is past breeding age
he is BPD

who gives a fuck?

I fucked Ella Hughes before she started doing porn. Not exactly world famous but that is my best score.

Why is this thread on Jow Forums?

Dude, you’re retarded

Nice job user. Just hope you wore a rubber.

Because Jow Forums hates Pete Davidson faggot. Kys

Last reply.
Again no context,just empty insults

Since ameribros are in real nigga hours I'm gonna take you at your word. It was, she was part Guam islander, and her cousins/brothers/etc were the ones involved with all the drugs. I basically did a huge favor driving with her to Galveston and back from Dallas. I had no desire to go back to her house with her kids and extended family, but I was going to get sex out of it by any means. She was into me, but I "convinced" her to direct me to a park. She had obviously been there before, went around a fence next to a creek. Hiked her dress up, shoved her face in the dirt. Lasted for what felt like a long time due to the extended coke snorting.

We talked a bit afterwards, and she even invited me to go to Guam with her, but gut told me not to get involved with her any more. Still friends on faceberg. be blessed burger brother.

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What a quality thread this is OP
I'm really glad you made this thread so we can talk about this intellectually riveting topic.
Here, have a sage!

>she is 45 years old
God that man is ugly. I dont get it.

Looked her up, noice.
One natural, then 2 c sections.

Kek. I’m not far away from you. Good job, user. Never had sex in a public park before. Closest I’ve gotten is a 21 year old Iraqi woman “from” Sweden on the top deck of a cruise ship.

Two non-whites dating each other, wow.

Props. What state you in?

Louisiana fren

>be Kate Beckinsale
>C-list actress
>hook up with A-list actually talented Michael Sheen
>boosted to B-list actress by association
>dump Sheen because "I can do better than this guy"
>get old, work dries up
>rub Korean baby foreskin on face
>hook up with ugly loser from failing comedy skit show
>???
>hey I can do better than this guy

Lived in New Orleans for 3 years my brother. Had some friends in the Shreveport area. Red river was flooding when I visited and I don't even want to get into the niggery, crustiness, and other shit I was witness to on that trip.