God. Isn't. Real
Grow. UP.
God. Isn't. Real
Ryder Garcia
Jonathan Sanders
usually I would call this spam but for some reason we are being raided hard by Christians today
Dylan Sullivan
Guy looks badass. 10/10 would worship
Grayson James
I feel completely apathetic and have nothing against those who worship him because who the fuck cares?
I somehow doubt you have the same position on the Christian god.
Bentley Barnes
Christcucks btfo
Aiden Collins
God of fertility and agriculture, exactly what we need. Join my Lono cult!
Josiah Brown
Lono loves you
Some facts about Lono:
>If you don't believe in Lono, you will die
>Once you die, you will go deep underground where Lono will punch you in the face for all eternity
>If you want to avoid this, do what Lono says
>If you do, when you die you get free ice cream for all eternity
>You will also get to help Lono punch people in the face
How do we know Lono is real?
Well just look at him, big-ass rock god. Also we have ancient stone tablets and shit saying he's real. But it's not really about evidence, or lack of evidence, it's about belief. You need to feel it deep within your heart that Lono is real, and that you fear him.
Society works out so much better if everyone adheres to Lono's rules.
You don't wanna get punched in the face do you?
Jackson Watson
Dude Lono wants peace and rainbows. Don't be dogmatic.
Nathan Allen
Zachary Allen
He is very real
Jonathan Bennett
Fedoras don't breed. Kill yourself for the good of the planet.
Nolan Brown
Benjamin Morales
Kevin Martinez
If you worshipped the EMU you wouldn't be suffering under the yoke you are right now. LONO also worships the EMU.
Jordan Walker
How aethiests feel about
>Muslims
Meh
>Hindus
Meh
>Shinto
Meh
>Buddhists
Meh
>Voodoo
Meh
>Pagans
Meh
>Christians
Fuck you, you suck, you god isn't real, I am personally offended that you are Christian and the fact that you have faith is a direct attack on my person.
Carter Thomas
This is now a Christian thread
Leo Wilson
Tyler Hughes
Justin Allen
Liam Bailey
Jeremiah Howard
No this is a Lono thread get out
Jacob Miller
no u
Camden Wood
Justin Moore
>not having transcended the 3d realm by now to be in full service of the Creator
Blake Jackson
>God. Is. Real.
ftfy faggot
Ryan Diaz
Jk I'm a Christian, Lono is just a good apologetic device.
Colton Peterson
Nathaniel Morales
All aboard!
Hunter Long
Well that solves it then. user says there’s no god, so it must be true.
“There is no god, therefore god doesn’t exist.” - user
Isaiah Lee
forgot your memeflag
Carter Ramirez
I feel interested and respectful of the culture that worships him, is that how you feel about my God too? Good
Aaron Robinson
I'm sold. It's Lono for me here on out. When do I get to punch degenerate heretics in the face?
Colton Martin
Logan Hall
Go sit on your fedora kiddo
David Hill
Noah Adams
Leo Butler
> how do you feel about 1 = 2?
> that's how i feel about 1 = 1
That's how I feel about your argument.
Bentley Peterson
Repent from your semitic ways and embrace your lord and savior Lono.
Matthew Moore
Robert Turner
>irony
Noah Allen
Well said user. Lono represents some truly good and universal concepts. If you hate a god, you hate the human.
Charles Smith
This is true. The irony is that if you swapped him out for a christcuck and those atheist icons for those Jews who wrote the Bible, it would also be true.
Parker Morgan
For God was so overwhelmingly embarrassed by his son Jesus' suicide, that whosoever else should believe and agree with Jesus' Stupidest Decision of History, that a punishment for Mankind could be substituted for by ones own death, and that God was angered by this so much, that they ( Christians ) shall forever forfeit their one and only gift of eternal life, but instead perish on the Earth. Because Jesus so embarrassed God, we know that Christians unduly reawaken God's anger toward his failed son and so shall they remain eternally separated from Him.
Carson Baker
Cool. Is that the Talmud?
Julian Davis
I want to suck his big Lono dick because i'm a faggot.
Camden Wood
What gospel is this I don't like it it's heresy
Hudson Jones
Wtf is that?
Austin Williams
>look upon the face of God and DIE
Jack Green
Isaac Johnson
Yes yes yes, now stop criticizing and tells us what the fuck is ACTUALLY going on. Hold on, i'm gonna go grab some popcorn.
Jace Brooks
Go on, tell me why your god is more plausible.
Owen Anderson
Meh. No one beats atheists when it comes to cringeworthiness.
Jaxson Cook
Back to plebbit retard
Justin Williams
You can kill my mortal body but my soul is eternal
Anthony Clark
Jow Forums is a Christian board.
Gavin Robinson
Can't really argue with that. But you have to admit that christcucks are a serious contender to the cringe throne.
Daniel Lewis
Nothing comes from nothing
Morality cant evolve from apes
Ian Howard
Ayden Johnson
What sort of god lets shit humans idols of him, pretty up himself if you ask me. Where my god is absolutely based af
Nathaniel Stewart
wow rekt me good job op, destroyed by logic again
Carson Price
I'm pretty sure nobody wears fedoras anymore
James Walker
But doesn't every expert in the field of history agree that Jesus Christ was an actual person? And when hundreds of apostles saw him rise from the dead, and even some of the non believers, they refused to admit it was a fabrication even as they were being tortured to death?
Does Lono have similar evidence?
Does any other religion have the same credibility? For example, allah spoke to muhammad and just muhammad.
Julian Edwards
I'm pretty sure no one believes 6 million jews were killed in the holohoax anymore.
Michael Walker
This is a shit smuggie
Nothing the smuggie says is contradictory
Josiah Perez
please put little jewish hats on the children.
Kevin Peterson
6 trillion lost souls...
Ryder Walker
Exactly what Lono taught us.
Henry Scott
its bullshit
Isaiah Powell
Not a counter argument.
Adam Fisher
you dont have an agument
Luke Lee
>Morality cant evolve from apes
>Muh morality is proof
Socially cohesive creatures killing each other is detrimental to their social structure (packs, groups, tribes, etc). You don't need a system of morality for an objective approach as to why murder is bad.
Grayson Cook
i dont see alot of
"LONO KEKS BTFO"
or
"LONO FAGS. GROW UP."
threads on here, so you're probably right
Nicholas Jones
Repeating decimals will confirm that we have in fact awakened Lono. He will punch all commies in the nose.
Joseph Lopez
Lono was used as an excuse to give people days off of work. Aren't labour laws based on morality? There are many things to learn if you look past that wooden sculpture.
Jordan Rivera
i think the point was, even if they are socially cohesive and it's detrimental to their group they will still do it. they have no sense of morality because they likely don't have the brains for it.
like most humans come to think of it.
Matthew Powell
Kek > Lono
Digits confirm
Ian Hill
Not as much as larping fagans.
Hudson Butler
There actually isn't much evidence that an actual Jesus existed outside of Christian literature except in one possible case of a Roman record. Everything written about Jesus and the apostles and shit was almost entirely from Christian perspectives. Basically an unreliable narrative
Parker Ortiz
Everything is real if you give attention and energy.
Don't givie it without purpose.
Robert Phillips
God is real.
Cameron Rogers
I'd call that an innate sense of morality, not a lack of need for it.
Mason James
>not being a Perennialist
Blake Gray
Wow, this Lono sounds like a swell guy. I'm definitely going to believe him. It stands to reason. If Lono doesn't exist, whatever I believe won't matter. But if he does exist and I don't believe in him, I get punched in the face forever. Whereas if I do, I get infinite ice cream. I can't lose.
Easton Gomez
>cited evidence to Jesus being real and rising from the dead
>"YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT"
ok man.
Joshua Gomez
I don't care what religion someone is (with three exceptions), as long as they are part of a religion or an ideological organization to live for. Nihilism and the belief that we have to make our own purpose in life is the reason the world is so degenerate today. The fear of going to hell or failing your friends and colleagues was what used to keep people on the straight and narrow, but now people are running around getting addicted to all sorts of bizarre things, and then sinking lower and lower to feed those addictions, because they believe that there will be no major social or spiritual punishment.
Christopher Ramirez
>But doesn't every expert in the field of history agree that Jesus Christ was an actual person?
I think you are conflating whether or not Jesus himself was real with whether or not his actions were real.
He may have existed, but that doesn't necessarily mean he rose from the dead.
William Cook
This board is really good at waking up sleeping gods. Lets just hope we don't go Lovecraftian.
Gavin Wood
The concept of a supreme monotheistic God is of much greater sophistication and plausibility than that of any gods of a polytheistic nature; therefore it demands greater attention and serious contemplation since such a monotheistic conception is rational and has not been disproven.
Jacob Carter
How do you explain the reports of these miracles then, and the early Christians absolute belief in them despite widespread and violent opposition? I wouldn't go that far for a mass hallucination, user
Benjamin Edwards
Come on, out of all the places God would reach out to humanity why would it be the middle east?
Jordan Young
not evidence its bullshit
Jace Hughes
>God is real
God is real, but not YHWH.
Austin Allen
made up kike lies to confuse to goyim
Hunter Phillips
Because it was the literal middle back then
Juan Thomas
>Christian board
It's absolutely not. This board has always been far-right, full stop.
Julian Thompson
You could argue that it was societies reliance on "spiritual consequence" that was the weakest link in the chain, since if that was ever questioned (which it has been) - it undoubtedly starts to fall apart. It relies on something that isn't tangible.
If there was/is more of a effort to promote social cohesion and "don't be a degenerate, because it ruins it for all of us" kind of structure that is more immediately visible and tangible in society, I think you would get good results. Just look at Japans' hivemind mentality in that regard. Not a perfect country, but as far as homogeneity & social conscience go, they do a pretty good job without the need for heavy handed religious practice.
Jaxon King
I doubt people would walk to their deaths to support their own bullshit
Brody Harris
Because Israel was the first one to call out to Him and they made a covenant. At the same time, the new covenant was established when Rome was at its peak and arguably the most advanced civilisation in the world and has the most potential for the Truth to spread.
Tyler Brooks
Well its a Lono board now infidel
Kevin Harris
Where are all these reports found?