I died tonight. i'm so lucky that i am still with you. i saw things, it was blackness. there is no anything...

You don't go to the judgement seat of Christ as soon as you die, you have to wait until the resurrection. In the meantime you are sleeping

Why?

Black is nothing.

>i have multiple serious illnesses.
Clearly none of them is fatal.

You people are a joke.

God's will, that's why.

Sage.

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and i know, what kind of a dark fucked up place do i come from that THIS is the first place i run to talk to another human. well i don't have any friends. you fuckers have always been my friends and family, and i don't know you. i'm tryping this, shaky hands, starving, need food. holy shit what the fuck happened to me.

Your Jew god can suck my ass.

>holy shit what the fuck happened to me
jewish manipulation

Welcome back. Until next time.

Is it though?

It's certainly not pink.

no u

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I agree with this guy >>Why?

you talk about gods will but i didnt see any magical glowing light.

i saw darkness. nothing but emptiness. that by itself was comforting until my body was forced back to having a pulse. i hear all of these stories of people having 'out of body epxperiences', but i just didnt have a pulse for over 15 minutes. i didn't see any magical light.

How can you see things if your dead? Dumbass

I never suggested that..

Don't worry, you will be sucking Satan's dick in hell soon enough, atheistic pieces of trash.

sometimes I fall asleep and there is nothing does that mean I'm dead?

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Pretty sure you just had your eyes closed senpai, try it now. Look familiar?

Shut up, you low IQ brownie.

Okay so I lost my old thread im highjacking this one . Post webmz

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according to christian lore, jugdement Day comes at "the End of Time".... the World is ending and everything dies
and THEN you go to heaven.
since we all are still here, Doomsday hasn't been done yet.

don't understanding his own believes. That's some real redneck here.

no, totally different ballgame.

i am sitting awake crying, not knowing where i am or what happened. i dont' expect you lunatics to understand or be sympathetic. but i know in my heart now what is and what isn't.

God's will

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it's not possible to observe nothing you retard

>Cardiac arrest /=/ dead
That's not how that works, dumb ass. If you were dead, you would be fucking dead, not here shitting up my God damned board.

>Doomsday according to Christkuks is when humans no longer inhabit the earth

Mindnumbingly retarded.

This.
Before we were born we didn't "see darkness".
And going back to "before you were born" is a scenario.

Last night I closed my eyes and saw nothing until I woke up this morning. Therefore dreams don’t exist. The universe ceases to exit until this morning.

Tell this stupid (((Luciferians)))

Of course it is. It just happens really fast.

> (You)

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user, you didn't come back, this is hell
you can't see the light from hell

possibly.
i'm just explaining what some catholic thesis states.
it's not that i think this is a thing. It's just a theological debate.

since
at least 2 ppl wantet to know "why", i was just explaining.

Dreams are just images that you make up in your mind.

You didn't. You got knocked out by a nigger because you relaxed.

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“Hey make sure that dead kid in 506 has a working phone charger and NO food. Don’t tell him where he is either!”

Don't worry, user. I believe you. These people act like it's so unheard of, for someone to die and come back. It happens in hospitals all the time.

Top fucking kek

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No, that switz doesn't know what his talking about.

Drug overdoses are not Near Death Experiences...stop shooting heroin you junkie.

It was one person you jewrat

Every image is something you make up in your mind. Some of it is just more directly influenced by external stimuli than others.

More importantly. We all died last night.

Brain death is also not real death either. There's no standard medical method of determining a coma from "brain death".

Don’t be nice to that miserable homo. He obviously is just an attention grubbing little bitch. Didn’t even mention how he supposedly died or what happened. All he said was that he mysteriously died, has no friends or family, and he cried. This was a weak, pathetic attention grab. Like a chick.

oh, right.
well, still now more about your faggot-religion then yourself mutt.
must be embarassing, not even to understand what you believe.
on the other hand, you're a Mongoloid so that probably doesn't disturb you at all.

>all hail berenstein bear universe
my nigga

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*know

Maybe that's why the world is so shitty, everyone on this planet tried to kill themselves at least once already.

U wat m8

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He could be a drug addict or something.

You convinced me God doesn't exist.
There's no way God would let a faggot like you live.

What state are you in?

Probably. Doesn’t really change my point though.

Or died in some other way. I did some pretty stupid shit as a teenager with a sports car.

or just died.
I just died. for what seemed like a moment.
funny how people only notice quantum immortality related shit in this timeline though.

Without Jesus you are already dead. Use what little time you have searching, is my advice.

They aren't sending their best

Nigger please. Don't act like you aren't easy to manipulate. You read a fucking book and went to a church and suddenly a dead Jew that may or may not have existed created everything, even the stuff in space that's too far for us to see.

You people are a joke. I'm going to get coffee.

nice
wonder what she did do deserve this

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uhh now your starting.
wew... that was a harsh one.

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i don't do any drugs, you idiots. i need rest and i need to go back to bed. you can believe whatever you want as far as spirituality, whatever. but i was literally dead and i didn't see anything but darkness.

And the Jesus brigade arrives right on schedule. You guys are insufferable.

You just don't have a soul, NPC.
Sucks to be you.

Why don’t you tell us a real story instead of cryptically whining like an emo teenage faggot?

Nice reddit spacing for this r/atheism post, faggot.
When did I ever say I was a Christian?
Atheists are such a fucking joke now that this faggotanon are the best they have.

This is why I don’t feel bad. Dude didn’t die and is angry that some people believe in God. He wants to separate people from that joy because he doesn’t have and he’s sad that no one came to see him.

I'm not the best at anything. I'm just passing through.

Op is undead fag.

>but i was literally dead
What happened?
How did it happen?
How did the doctors revive you?
Can you post some paperwork?

>I'm not the best at anything.
Clearly
> I'm just passing through.
We know, from reddit.
You faggots should stay there.

I don't even go there.

When you die, you immediately see what’s inside yourself. If that’s darkness, that on you.

Brigade? I'll take that as a compliment. Also get fucked burn in hell for wanting others to join you faggot.

whats the story?

>I don't even go there.
Ok, bub
>reddit spacing even on single line replies
>"just passing through"
>spouting r/atheism posts for gold and upvotes
>"herr der I don't go there"
We believe you, faggot.

>believing in a dead Jew means you're a saint

Oh god I gotta leave this thread. I've had enough retardation this morning.

Hasn’t he said enough?

I'm the only one with a soul

Reading what wasn’t written is also on you, NPC.

i got black out drunk once and didn't see anything
wtf i disbelieve in god now
bro just like, enjoy ur life bro dude hedonism lmao

>Hasn’t he said enough?
He'said nothing about what he died of? How they brought him back to life? What organs failed? What was happening when he died (was he in surgery? asleep?) Any pics of hospital records?
OP is faggot

If you came back, your brain wasn't dead. Just because your heart stopped temporarily doesn't mean you were dead. /thread

You might want to think good and hard on what you're going to do with your second chance at life user.

Death doesnt exist. Conscious awareness is infinite and eternal. As you can see, your awareness continued even after you died.

Our new God work in mysterious ways. All hail OP!
OP is a faggot!