Germans are weak
Germany has never defeated Britain in a war
Julian Cruz
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Eli Jenkins
It doesn't matter
Your shitty island is going to repeat the fate of Rhodesia
Better flee while it is not too late
Joseph Morgan
At least they're still an industrial powerhouse. What's Britain's main export these days, eels?
Levi Rodriguez
yeah, thank god for pearl harbor and 60 trillion dead russkies, right?
Adam Gonzalez
yes germans killed so many britons and britons didnt kill many germans.. Also Britain never won against Germany it was always USSR
Adrian Brooks
eternal brit inferiority complex. Are you salty because you are sitting on 2nd Place in Europe?
Nathaniel Ward
The saxons fucked the britons away.
After that germans had problems invading an island full of 1/3 germans.
Nicholas Hughes
We export banter
Thomas Walker
England in a 1on1 agianst a few german cities
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Zachary Nguyen
(Indeed)
Why even start a thread like this? It just looks pathetic.
Once upon a time (to wit, late eighteenth to mid nineteenth century), the English and the Germans were on very good terms, a Germanic brotherhood, if you will. It was one of the finest times for England and Germany, especially in scholarship.
John Rogers
Nigger detected. No more brother wars.
Julian Adams
More Angles than Saxons, though.
Jacob Garcia
Brits are germans. The relevant ones atleast are
Cameron King
Yeah, congrats on winning the war, Tommy. I'm sure your jewish elite rewarded you accordingly as a thanks for playing the good goys.
Oh wait...
Carson Morris
Actually, we probably a bit closer to you (and the Frisians): when the Angles left Angeln, the Danes moved in and probably assimilated the few remaining Angles. For years, many of our tales were set in Denmark (including what is now southern Sweden.) It is remarkable how much the Danish and the English share in these early tales (and the heroes they worshipped).
Chase Ward
Must suck that an island full of your former prisoners outclass you in that.
Ryder Ortiz
Russians did all the work while your kind coward on an island begging other countries to save your ass.
Alexander Baker
OP is an idiot, but that is no reason to spout Yank-stupidities.
Caleb Miller
One word:
Brexit.
Juan Perry
Idk how many of each in particular.
I only know Jutes were kinda irrelevant.
How many differences there are between pre frankish conquest saxons and proto danes I wonder.
The map curiously states that you got more “french“ dna. But what is french?
Normann, galloroman leftovers or both?
Anthony Rogers
britain is like the little arsehole on the playground who has his bigger brother around him
Josiah Price
The map on the left is a journalistic nonsense. None of that 45% is "French DNA" and none of the 25% is "German DNA". What the journalist did was mistake shared DNA in Europe going back to somewhere between the end of the last ice-age and before Roman times and call it "French DNA" and "German DNA". It is total nonsense. As a matter of fact, there is almost no French DNA in England, not even from the Normans, who left almost no genetic trace.
Jordan Wright
fpbp
Samuel Barnes
Jutes, by the way, weren't irrelevant. Kent, Isle of Wight, and parts of the south coast were Jutish kingdoms, but the names of the areas don't always tell the right story. There are no Frisian-named areas, and yet it is likely that they came in great numbers. Likewise the Jutes, who are more visible.
Carson Robinson
They're winning the economic war though.
After being neutered militarily, the UK became weak.
Kevin Wright
You can thank Russia,France and the United States for that accomplishment.
Jackson Allen
Britbong Island is a lost cause. No need to investigate grooming gangs when people are making tranny jokes!
John Long
I see
Xavier Jenkins
Soon we will.
Levi Myers
Journalist wouldn't be journalists if they could get such things right. But they spread their stupidities, and then pass on to the next thing they know nothing about. And so it is that the public is "informed".
Elijah White
>be Britain
cringe
Nicholas Morris
>Anglo-Saxons didn't defeat Britons
Wew lad
Also, your Royals are literally Germans, we already rule you.
Dominic Rivera
>France
AHAHAHA
Brody Bailey
Based
>inferiority complex towards loser nation
Get real hans
Lucas Moore
The Royal Family don't rule anybody.
Adam Brown
Germany didn't existed until 1949
Gavin James
The british wit mines are exhausted. It's all in Australia now.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
It wouldn't be if you would have listened to this guy
James Clark
Wit linked with Australia? What an odd idea.
Blake Jenkins
You're welcome bongfag.
Jayden Morales
You ever met an Aussie? They’re passive aggressive as fuck mate.
They can’t handle banter.
Landon Adams
>w-we sold u guns so it was actually us who won the war!
Pathetic, I wish hitler invaded anyway
Nathaniel Morris
Throwing stones from a glass trailer, mutt
Angel Johnson
>Russia
HAHAHA
Charles Nelson
Why is the royal family German?
Nathan Martin
They're not.
Jose Cruz
Why is the English language Germanic?
Also, William of Orange was only put on the throne because of the British people themselves, the williamite forces were almost entirely British
Angel Hughes
That's a lie. The royal family ya Germanic. What do you think an Anglo Saxon is?
Ethan Jackson
But the firefly was pretty cool
Jack Bennett
You fags were fucked if we didn't send in troops and you know it. I wish we wouldn't have and that Hitler would have saved you from the muzrat invasion.
Also, I meant my earlier post for faggot OP. I generally like bongs. Krauts are cool too. No more brother wars. We need to fix our universal globo-homo problem instead of infighting.
InB4 "56%%"
Ryan Miller
for me, it's posting on Jow Forums when I'm 12 years old and trying to fit in.
Nolan Garcia
>You fags were fucked if we didn't send in troops and you know it. I wish we wouldn't have and that Hitler would have saved you from the muzrat invasion.
>Also, I meant my earlier post for faggot OP. I generally like bongs. Krauts are cool too. No more brother wars. We need to fix our universal globo-homo problem instead of infighting.
I agre-
>InB4 "56%%
54% loooooool
Benjamin Barnes
Robert Parker
>britpakis winning a war
hahahahahahahahhhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Daniel Hernandez
Hahahahah! Enjoy paying the jizya as the moslems rape your women faggot. Only a matter of time until you're replaced.
Michael Taylor
Then britons will create even more threads on /pol about their 'glorious history'
David Cox
Kek Northern Ireland here, your country has more mosques than mine kekekek
Enjoy the diversity cuck boy
Levi Edwards
>.t mongol rape baby
Michael Martinez
France in regards of WW1. Not really sure what's so funny about that.
Adrian Morgan
Does WW2 ring a bell?
John Flores
Zweites Reich broke frogs during WW1
2 millions american solders in Europe were crucial for victory.
Frogs were nothing as usual
Parker Evans
we were allies for most of history, because you know ... we are descendant from the same people.
Hudson Sullivan
brits are niggers
Grayson Cooper
Well, your Queen is German.
Daniel Lopez
This.
Isaac Baker
Agreed.
Grayson Phillips
Oy you also export a good chanter
Jonathan Walker
Look at the soviet kill/death ratio
They aren’t very good warriors
Joshua Sullivan
Irrelevant. They used Zerg tactics.
Grayson Wilson
our hive is under attack
Hunter Reyes
Kek
>I-I-irrelevant they were just bad at using tactics!
Yes, like I said, not good warriors
Alexander Long
Yep this, sick of fighting each other, bant is bant, but we need to focus the real anger on the people who deserve it.
Mason Martinez
Doesn't matter.
You both are getting SlavD.
Aaron Sanchez
Why would you want to be from Britain? LMAO what a fucking loser country.
Christian Cruz
The problem was that zio-capitalists took control of the UK
Isaiah Fisher
And you arent going to brexit whats your point
Dominic Barnes
Yep.
Sebastian Perez
germany wat dis?
Austin Gomez
>1pbtid
>arguing with OP thinking he's still here
O I am laffin