Brit/pol/: comfy urban *Edition

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>Brexit: Theresa May 'determined' to leave EU in March
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47105990

>Brexit: Arlene Foster hopeful of backstop changes
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47107879

>Girl, 15, shot 'walking down street' in Droylsden
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47108286

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>The official British army fitness programme
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>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK (UPDATED VERSION)
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

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>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
youtube.com/watch?v=bP1eXWIt-rE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
youtu.be/Q7Eom6VRFSY

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First for Nonce Hunters

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Second for Karen, desu

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>MFW I want brit/k/ but there aren't enough Anons who care for it.
I mean, Buy Guns.

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Gun anons new pastebin is in the OP now which is good

Does Jow Forums not have a britgeneral?

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youtu.be/PowJSupWFbg?t=70

Absolute fucking animal here

>Talking to a 9 year old decoy
>Admits to talking to numerous other children
>Actually met up with a child, said child is giving a statement to the police
>furry
>soulless stare
>Nonce hunters struggle to remain calm in the face of this one.
>But they've got the chatlogs.

This is hands down the worst one yet.

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No it kept dying out. Euro genral has been the go to for the time being.
Quite, lot of the fat has been trimmed which is nice. Wonder how long it'll take him for the new infographics.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6661605/Mary-Poppins-branded-racist-academic-blacking-iconic-sweeps-rooftop-scene.html

she's really cute lads i bet she's got a nice little fanny. i wanna have ago

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Looks like the typical britpol poster desu

Brexitchan > EU Supergirl

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I have a soulless stare, how do I fix it

oh my

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>Ye'wve been talkin t' and teachiyn a fwokin nyn yer old how t' mastabayte.
What do they mean when they're saying they phoned up 50 people to keep them safe from him? Why didn't they just corner him on the first chatlog, or hand it over to the police? Do they want to pretend that 'untin nonces is a real job and they're actually doing work?

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oh no
>When a Sociopath stares, it is known as giving people “The Look”. It’s a true psychological predictor of Anti-Social tendencies, known as the “Sociopathic Stare” in self-help and academic themed psychology circles.

if those four fat fucks turned up at my place i'd take their cameras off them and film them while i kicked their flabby backsides

Based.

youtu.be/sYqPZ0WrRgA

Was this you?

Not a clue what they mean by safeguarding but assume they warn people of anyone he's contacted.

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Jesus christ there's so many

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Wotchit mate. Boys like 'em are wot this cuntry needs.
Police don't do nuffin to 'elp are childrun.

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Good morning, George, how are you?

That's just the tip of the iceberg, There's a whole nonce hunting rabbit hole you can go down. Some of these groups cannot actually deal with the sheer number of nonces that contact their decoys.

woo so brave about 10 of them picking on some scrawny little turd
why don't they ever head off to the middle of luton or bradford and pick on some muslim rape gangs there?
i mean it's not like they're hard to find

>why aren't Bazza and Big Gaz from the pub dealing with organised and often armed criminal gangs?

Do you have that pic of the apu speaking to tadpoles with Northerners outside his house?

God bless are boys in red

t. Nonce

they will hunt them to extinction at this rate

>if those four fat fucks turned up at my place

And why would they do that?

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Just finished watching this. Incredibly unbiased and accurately explains how to big boys really pulled this off, highly recommended viewing.

Yes, I voted leave, and yes, I still love Nige.

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why don’t you go and confront violent criminal gangs user?

*the

because Bazza and Big Gaz are pussies.

Has anyone ever set up their mate by texting with his pic for a laugh? Imagine stepping out of your door and four of these start kicking the shit out of you thinking it was you. Lol

why aren’t you confronting violent criminal gangs user?

youtu.be/bwK9VIDEv8w

The pic and here's a highlight where nonce hunters do actually peer in through the curtains.

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How did this ugly spacker get popular anyway?

>nice woman support thing so me support thing too!

>implying I'm not part of a violent criminal gang

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I didn't care much for it, but his performance in Sherlock is objectively convincing and he rightly received praise for it

That fat cunt has no remorse, probably thinking he's going to be let off with a light sentence or just fucked in the head.

Do these stings actually jeopardize their incarceration? Do nonces actually get their just-napalming with kettles boiled to 200c with sugarwater or do they get protection on the nonce wing? Please don't tell me these people get a year and get let out.

If they actually do get light sentences and protection in prison why don't these norf nonce patrol squads do away with camera and take em owt into't woods and brain em with snooker balls in socks until they aren't moving?

It's not some joke, these nonces are scat porn watching sadist fuckers who would rape kids given the chance. There's far too many of them and I know that they do try and rape children via "Tha Chatlogs" Chris Hansen style because I've had friends and family who have had it happen to them.

Can someone reassure me that they are dealt with appropriately once they're in prison?

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well since you ask the question, the answer is that they're just not quite brave enough

>often armed criminal gangs?
there's at least one guy with something like a police baton in this video a lot of those guys look like they could get hold of weapons if they needed to
unfortunately just like american internet warriors aren't quite brave enough to get rid of their feral wog rapists despite all their guns, the fat fucks in these videos just haven't got the balls to pick on a bunch of taxi drivers and corner shop owners

He based (and cute)

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Power of the 5head

>EU Supergirl
Sarcastic
Bitter
Uses makeup to hide her hideous skin blemishes
Nasty teeth

>Brexitchan
Cuddly
Polite
Full of facts
Happy
Would make you a sandwich with a smile.

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Who is she?

Yeah let's show off our fucking butter knifes.

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One of my teachers in college was a ex-prison officer and she admitted they often let nonces get beaten up. Even knew a family friend who was sent down for some small crime and saw 2 prisoners beating up a Nonce while he was being taken to his cell and the prison officer just looked at him and said "I didn't see anything". The protection they get is very superficial aslong as it's not a high profile case

>MAGA
delete this

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Okay from what I know the nonce hunting groups that do it by the book - like Dark Justice and Guardians of the North - are very mild in their approach and normally just call the police to inform them of their sting once they've gathered enough evidence that the nonce was with all intent meeting up with children. Unfortunately, most of the nonces they catch go alot deeper than that.

youtu.be/B7Ru5mhkffs

Here's a somewhat decent video on the subject of nonces in prison. They don't have a nice time.

I don't think most of these communities are organised or aggressive enough to compete with these criminal gangs that have some seriously deranged individuals in them. I don't want to see Baz get hurt to be honest.

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Fug just triggered myself.

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Albion.

Oh shit.

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Anyone think its weird that Bowie and Jimmy Page etc openly shagged younger girls than the none existant girls these nonces are communicating with, and yet no says anything about it and its just dismissed?

"hes no Gary Glitter" why? They both fucked kids. Its almost like if stupid roastie women like your music you can do whatever you want and get away with it. see. Drake for example also.

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why dose Brit/pol/ only talks about nonsense? shouldn't we be talking about politics?

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at last i truly see

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Are you new here?

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Because GCHQ tripnonces are sent to derail any real discussion.

Filtered btw.

Weebposters

there’s a difference between fucking 16 year olds and fucking 11 year olds

they were 13 and thats just the ones we know about

whoops meant to reply to you

->they were 13 and thats just the ones we know about

>Because GCHQ tripnonces are sent to derail any real discussion.

what I'm I derailing here exactly?

>Filtered btw.

Triggered much, snowflake?

the EU supergirl and she's mine

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oh fair enough

Be the change you want to see in the world, lad, and discuss what we should be discussing. Remember that nonceposting is GCHQposting; a complete distraction and should not be encouraged.

Now then, who do you people think is going to cave first? Theresa or the EU?

btw, GCHQ cunts, I'm just going to keep posting this until we're all talking about Brexit. We'll drown you out.

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Alba white wolf aka euroskank. The minging makeup caked swamp donkey of the europhiles.

the same with Elvis, young girls would be queuing up to sleep with him and everybody around him knew about it.

>muh gchq boogeyman
>muh jtrig
>muh tripfags
>muh 77th brigade
>stop talking about anything or you are a government shill

It's all so tiresome.

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this

my willy, my choice

>People wiping food on their arses before serving up to nonces

So they don't even know about the arse smearing, the punishment in UK prisons for being a vicious nonce is the equivalent to ordering an Indian takeaway?

Honestly I don't think these general population people know how bad nonces are or truly clock the psychology. They don't get the reason why nonces give lip, smile and act like they're proud of their crimes is because they're a totally different species. They really are like cartoon villains and are just fucked in the head. I assume because GP criminals are in for kicking some shopkeepers head in or slashing someone in a mugging and have an element of sociopathy with ends-justifies-the-means and assume that there's some sort of similarity with nonces except "That's not on cuz that could be your daughter or your sister know wot I mean" they don't get that serious fucked up nonces are really villanous psychopaths.

And not all of them are weedly little nerds, some of them can be big hard men that can handle themselves in a fight - as someone notes in the top comment that 'Ard Lads who are nonces get treated differently. It sounds like they get treated lightly, if you actually knew what pathological nonces, not just ones who got lied to about a 15-year olds age on a one-off, the ones who have a sadistic thing about pre-pubescents, are like you wouldn't be doing some secondary school/army cadet level shit of spitting in food you'd be torturing them to the point where they finally feel a grain of empathy for human trafficking victims and victims of predators.

come on lads, remember to talk about the EU

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I tried to talk about the EU, critical theory and other conspiracy theories last night but the retards here were to busy huffing their own farts.

daily reminder that the EU supergirl didnt vote in the referendum even though she was old enough

hi lulu

Guys, there's a girl that smiled at me, do you think I have a chance with her?

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it would be cheaper to hang people, even the most cucked fags wouldnt disagree. or is it because half the government are nonces and dont want to risk being hung

*hanged

ah that sounds good and I would've liked that conversation had I been on, however you should not use a tripcode on this website, okthankyou.

youtube.com/watch?v=MGG7qdCLc98

>this shitty county only gets one day of snow in the entire Winter season
Fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=c120CRw_tdw

was just on google maps

never realised how far new zealand is from aussie 2bh

I wonder if the Muslim nonces get the same treatment in prison. Probably not since the majority of prisons are Muslim. If you rape a kaffir child, that's jihad and amazing, if a Muslim raped a Muslim child, there would be hell to pay to his Muslim brothers.

The last redpill.

>he doesnt know about mohammed

of course they dont, theres no such thing as a nonce in Muslim culture

Uk yes!

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Did not watch the video but probably know what it's about, and to be honest, I do feel a little bit sad for the women in muslim countries, they are practically cattle there - but having them all flee to first world countries is not a solution, if the international governments really want to help them the countries should be pressuring muslim countries into making change. Then again, if it goes too far they'll have the same degeneracy as us.

Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi was the founder of the Pan European Movement, hapa, and considered by Eurocrats to have fathered the EU, insisted that a Pan European Movement needed mass immigration to destroy European Whites:
>"The man of the future will be of mixed race. The races and classes of today will gradually disappear due to the elimination of space, time, and prejudice. The Eurasian-negroid race of the future, similar in appearance to the Ancient Egyptians, will replace the diversity of peoples and the diversity of individuals. Instead of destroying European Judaism, Europe, against her will, refined and educated this people, driving them to their future status as a leading nation through this artificial evolutionary process. It's not surprising that the people that escaped from the Ghetto-Prison, became the spiritual nobility of Europe. Thus, the compassionate care given by Europe created a new breed of aristocrats. This happened when the European feudal aristocracy crashed because of the emancipation of the Jews [due to the actions taken by the French Revolution] "

Actually, there are. Well, Muslims don't like it when their children are raped or beaten (unless it's their husband is doing it). Islam is more of a tribal religion which considers outsiders as less than human. Same with Judaism. It's very hard for a culture under Christianity for over a 1000 years to understand this mind set.

This mostly happens in the big cities though. I can still buy knives and hammers without a problem. Was thinking about buying some purple chrome knives

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>half

The MPs/Lords who are Tories/Blairities were nonces before they ran for office and that includes women. They're only in there because they've been 'black-booked' by MI5/Special Branch and they're told how to vote by the party whips.

People in this country still don't know that MI5 oversaw care homes that they used as pedo brothels fitted with hidden cameras that they used to snare OxBridge graduates and old-money people to marshal them into westminster.

youtube.com/watch?v=2114HzzR_7E

youtube.com/watch?v=EjJeQSfFhj8

They keep the photos/videos in vaults at undisclosed locations, in 1972 Lloyds Bank on Baker Street was one place: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3404388/Hatton-Garden-ringleader-photos-Tory-MP-abusing-children-1971-Baker-Street-raid-left-police-discover-took-no-action.html

The robbers obviously didn't have the powers of deduction to know they were insurance materials for spooks, left them on the floor naively thinking the Tory MP would be arrested.

In Fort Knox in Kentucky the CIA have a massive fucking archive of this pedo leverage shit and a whole assortment of attack helicopter/main battle tank/soldiers to defend it - not from a heist but from an internal coup. Not pulling this out of my arse but Seymour Hersh (The My Lai/Watergate/MK ULTRA investigative journo) basically said some mad lad digitized what was in the vaults in "Wormwood (2017)" the docudrama and it's waiting to be released but there are reasons it can't be which I'm assuming relates to TPTB starting WW3 as their own dead-man's switch.

If you're an outsider who's clean and you run for office in this day and age good luck with that. They'll smear you over the slightest thing, saying you smiled racistly before your by-election or some shit.

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We know this is going to happen. Will leaving the EU slow this effect in the UK?

>however you should not use a tripcode on this website, okthankyou.

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not impressed, lol. She's the embodiment of remainer, woman, mid 50s, labour or lib dem-voting, public sector worker. I derive pleasure thinking about how BTFOd such people were that day, can't stand those bigots

Im not joking, why do you have the need to foster an identity on here, what emotional place does that come from? It just causes spastickery and adds nothing to an environment which is otherwise the last bastion of the traditional way the internet worked before normies and namecuntery. We would all really appreciate it if you turned that trip off, thankyou for understanding.

nope. The cultural revolution has already demolishes us from within.

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