Yankstains Spreading Lies about the UK AGAIN

Why do American journalists paint the most dire picture of the UK? They are absolutely obsessed with how 'Orwellian' we are yet have one of the widespread and well developed network of computers and people spying on their own populace.

This simply means that if you buy certain large tools that could be used as weapons or aids in breaking into hard targets then you these items can be traced back to you.

If you aren't going to be using a hammer or machete for killing people or stealing/destroying their property then what's the fucking issue?

Grow up, America. You're like petulant little children.

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wtf a Hammer just flew over my house.

>if you’re not a criminal then you have nothing to worry about goy

yeah you’re done

You can't deny that we are a nation of bootlickers though lad.

>yet have one of the widespread and well developed network of computers and people spying on their own populace.
Why should we care about this. Not being able to defend yourself is much worse.

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Our legal and civil system is the envy of the world and the basis for several countries governance and legal code.

We wrote the book on it. This is also called 'civilisation'.

>nothing to hide, nothing to worry about
You unironically parrot the arguments made by the enablers in 1984 but wonder why people call you Orwellian?

What is wrong with reporting someone acting suspicious with a hammer or heavy tool?

See it say it sorted. It never hurts to be vigilant, mate.

yeah no your country is overrun with sandniggers and you can get arrested for typing nigger on the internet

>This simply means that if you buy certain large tools that could be used as weapons or aids in breaking into hard targets then you these items can be traced back to you.
Yeah, and that's fucked, it's literally not their buisiness and at best a waste of federal funds, at worst a way of putting every physically competant person on a list.

>rape murder dismember and cannibalize little girls
get probation
>like an "offensive" tweet
life in prison

Buying a hammer is not suspicious.

Your're defending this shit?
It's fucking outrageous

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Not nearly as extreme as the OP image, but...
>go to sainsburys
>fancy an energy drink
>scan it at self checkout
>machine flashes red light
>some fanny has to come over to confirm im over 25
Why? Why is everything like this?

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Cant spell Cuck without the letters U and K.

You are a defeated people. Your oneitis is getting dicked by Ali right now.

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That isn't the UK

Its the envy for people who want to commit crimes.

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Say the line, mutt.

Last I checked a bunch of British neckbeards sailed across the world to escape the very same legal and civil systems you speak of, founded a country on a system of doing everything the exact opposite way you do, and that country became the most powerful, most successful, most dominant and most universally envied superpower throughout history within a few measly centuries, and furthermore would later be instrumental in saving your entire country from being conquered by yet another country whose legal and civil systems stood in stark contrast to your own.

>newspunch.com

Yeah don't believe it

Your government alone is the stuff of nightmares

Checked
> kids drink alcohol openly in pubs
> 25 to buy an energy drink.

No way this is true. R-right, user?

HELP HELP HEEEEEEEEEELPPPP SAVE USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

how about owning a sharp stick?

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What? "Whiter than you"? No, that's not your problem. The problem is that every last white person in the UK is a fucking unbelievable pussy.

but any way what's a knife?
sounds nasty

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>56%
>minority within 20 years
What does that make you, mutt?

Oi, av got to see er loicence for that sheetrocking tape, aye!

I don't know if I've ever seen underage kids drinking in pubs (though to be fair, it's hard to differentiate an 18 year old from a 17 year old), but I think the 25-for-energy-drinks thing is law now. It's the same in every shop I go to.

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Well that’s it then.
Savage/10.

/thread

if you replace every (you) in the ZH article with 'a paki' then yeah thats whats happening, because the cops know you cant trust pakis with hammers

Based leaf post.

How the fuck do you Brits live like that? Fuck sake its a hammer. Are they going around putting tracking numbers on large stones and sticks too?

>nothing to hide, nothing to worry about
I hear this so much from family that I'm closing on 'lost cause' territory I've tried to explain it, but it's hard to counter with simple arguments. I'm mentally cutting my duty to safeguard my family if they're willingly this way. Can't force a horse to drink, and I'm not pouring out my own canteen hoping it won't die of thirst.

Lol no

calm down there, buddy. we won the revolutionary war remember

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Armed.

Hey man, they're literally 'cleaning the streets'. It's probably more than you've done for your local community this week... Then again the globo-homo soldiers get paid for it.

Imagine UN-IRONICALLY defending this....
How hopeless of a being are you, friend? lol

we sent our criminals to Australia, our religious nutters to America and our homosexuals to Canada

I thought drinking pints at 14-16 was an everyday occurrence in the UK?
Is that a recent change or has it been 18 for long?

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To be overrun with the trash at your southern border but its ok you guys have guns and you're going to use them any day now...right?

The Brits have become the slaves now...

a guarantee I could go to a hardware shop tomorrow and buy a dozen hammers without issue.
it's clickb8

Pablo

>Be American colonial scum.
>Get increasingly butthurt you have to pay taxes (literally the money that paid the soldiers that protected them from marauding natives)
>Taxes that native Englishmen had to pay were vastly greater compared to colonial taxes
>Mob public officials and threaten to kill them, throw a massive tantrum when soldiers arrive and shoot back
>Have a massive chimp out
>Burn ships, throw perfectly good food into the sea, murder and kill anyone you suspect of being loyal and true.
>Ally with the mortal enemy of the nation you are descended from
>Decide to attack and murder other British living in Canada in pirate ships
>Betray your own kith and kin to the French
>Murder tens of thousands of your own brothers in a pointless war that alienated you from your own people.
>Americans are proud of this and celebrate it every year
>There was already huge pressure for colonial representation in the UK anyway
>Eventually betray the French.
>Muttify yourself with increasing fervour approaching fanaticism.

>The Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King Street by the British, was an incident on March 5, 1770, in which British Army soldiers shot and killed several people while under attack by a mob. The incident was heavily publicized by leading Patriots, such as Paul Revere and Samuel Adams, to encourage rebellion against the British authorities

>As the evening progressed, the crowd around Private White grew larger and more boisterous. Church bells were rung, which usually signified a fire, bringing more people out. Over fifty Bostonians pressed around White, led by a mixed-race former slave named Crispus Attucks, throwing objects at the sentry and challenging him to fire his weapon. White, who had taken up a somewhat safer position on the steps of the Custom House, sought assistance.

>Be whipped up by separatists and a literal 56% face into murdering and betraying your own kith and kin.

based

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That’s pretty weak cope, Liam

Are you talking about this video?
youtube.com/watch?v=RX6x1HuOWeU
youtube.com/watch?v=RX6x1HuOWeU
youtube.com/watch?v=RX6x1HuOWeU

If you don’t want to be a vassal state you need to fix this yourself. Acquire currency and don’t communicate anything online. Have stockpiles of vehicles, food and “hammers.” You know the rest.

>only solution can think of is shooting
So low-tier intelligence, but that is some good American line of thinking. Should move over here

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At home and in chav families, quite possibly, but I think pubs would be too scared of getting their alcohol license revoked to not check someone who looks very obviously underage. The authorities may be useless when investigating silly little things such as gang rapes and mass pedophilia, but they're ready and willing to go all the way if you disobey their tomes of regulation.

whiter than you carlos

A real red pill few dare to swallow.

Turn off your memeflag, faggot

The UK literally prosecuted and convicted someone for teaching a dog the Bellamy salute

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>wanting a king

cuck

>low-tier intelligence
>american line of thinking
Why yes, yes it is.

>Don't go to the slammer, bin that hammer!

Do you have a loicense for those eggs user?

>See trump.
>See US fighting back, and making gains.
>See this board.

> see UK
> see no construction tools w/o surveillance
> see May
> see white oppression
> see no freedom of speech

But I’m not a D&C cuck.
I hope you get your shit together.
DOTR quickly approaches

>Our legal and civil system is the envy of the world
if you're a nigger

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Seems like your exporting of the population that had high testosterone and/or antisocial personality traits has made you susceptible to being cucked. How much of your taxes go to the Windsors against who married someone from... what was the South American country; Brazil?

Honestly there isn't a fucking problem here. Just buy the fucking hammer licence and be done with it. Low IQ criminal scum are too stupid and poor to afford a hammer licence therefore they should be apprehended by police, as they would have never used that hammer for any good.
Jesus Christ did the gunshots in school braindamage you Americans or something?

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and then proceeded to import half of pakistan, india and bengladesh.

/ourleaf/

That's just the thing. Even if the US is 90% non-white, I will never be a slave, they will have to kill me. But you? You gave up everything for no reason.

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Americans can be 50 hammers as target practice for our AR-15s. Don't be too jealous or get raped by Ahmed any time soon

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>journalists
They're not, they're deranged bloggers fleecing moronic right wingers.

You're neck deep in shit while mocking us for being knee deep in shit.
I love the yanks, I really do but fuck me you cunts are irritating with the complete lack of self awareness when posting shit about Europe

> you can’t have freedom
> long live the king

Hmm. Your history is a bit cloudy, bong.

Sure, you'll go down fighting...the heart attack that is sure to get you first you fat cunt.

Because the UK is a third world country.

>Deportation
So he literally had a holiday.

The britcucks read 1984 and unironically thought "God I wish that were me". Your people are emasculated government cattle and couldn't be happier about it.

Don't get shot and taken to hospital anytime soon, you'll wish you died on the spot.

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I worked at a hardware store in my 20s get contractors come in all the time and buy up all our hammers. Talking about over a hundred in stock. The crew tends to misplace or lose their hammers so they just kept a stock in a job box so they can keep work moving along.

It’s not possible to be whiter than me.

And why don’t you post that on your twitter or FB and I’ll contribute 3quid to your prison commissary. Kek

>Anhero Hedge
The entire site is fear porn

No, idiot, we're insulting you for being knee deep in shit and kneeling down and shoveling it into your fucking mouth, then asking for more.

hahahahahahahaha
yeah just like that dude that got convicted for letting his dog do a nazi salute to mock nazi's.
Get real dude

At least we've got $0.50 cheeseburgers and half liter Coca Cola sippies.

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He isn't a nigger in Chicago. He'll be fine. You on the other hand enjoy your next truck massacre or random knifing

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHHAHHH@HAHAHAHHHH@HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA

This.

The home of western degeneracy speaks

Why do you even try to defend the impossible to defend anti white male policy of yout own country ? That burgers exagerate things (they don't, right here) is one thing. But that doesn't change anything to the fact that you're a country that can't even own a fucking knife, where there is no freedom of speech where tweets will get you to jail in record time, and you, the english people, do absolutely nothing about it and take it all up your fucking ass.
Sorry but you should be ashamed of yourself.

Posts like this are why I don't pity the UK. This police state dystopia is literally what they want. They're a country of 'subjects', not citizens, and it shows in their slave like mentality.

first off our gov. didn't even want us to know they were spying, second the secret spying isn't admissible in court, it's a violation of our fourth amendment rights. so to pretend to correlate your orwellian big brother bs with us is obscene. there are plenty of employers that don't give a fuck what you say on social media. it's our freedom of speech.

your 'gun crime' was replaced with knives and blunt objects, your cities are becoming more dangerous than ours. while ours have been trending downwards & most of our gun crime/deaths are gang on gang or suicide. we knew the nigs had weapons, so we frisked them & saw one of the biggest drops in crime rate ever, second only to throwing the jews in camps.

>the envy of the world
envy of the ISLAMIC World, there, m8..
real humans despise you

Damn, now I want a cheeseburger.
Fuck you

I see.

Hang tough, mate

Fugg dat bicture m8

>He'll be fine
I doubt it. Rural retards get shot over mattresses.

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My own nation disgusts me. We need another plague

That picture pisses me off.
Why not use a cats paw to just take the nail out instead of completely destroying the board?

It will be way faster, and there's WAY less mess to clean up.

USA is literally 56% and UK is 85% white. Who's fucked in reality, Jose?

>be from Northern Ireland

politico.eu/article/the-derry-northern-ireland-bomb-is-a-warning-we-cant-ignore-good-friday-agreement/

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-10866072

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the comparison is cute, but inaccurate. you've been circling the drain for well over 200 years.
why do all bongs continue to throw stones in their shitty glass houses?

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