/ptg/ President Trump General - MOONWALK EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 2/1/19
youtu.be/ot7cD0D_f50
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 2/1/19
youtu.be/j4yhu8oTTZw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart WH 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457469-1/
>Pres Trump Meeting on Human Trafficking on Southern Border 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457491-1/
>VP Pence @Venezuela Solidarity Event 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457497-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/Venezuelan Exiles 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457495-1/
>StateDep Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 2/1/19
youtu.be/aMr49VseFl0
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 2/1/19
youtu.be/1xiaOZh5JoA
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 2/1/19
youtu.be/LUiDphRY_3g
>HHSSec Azar on Bloomberg 2/1/19
youtu.be/XCU67JB-ZTE
>HHSSec Azar on PBSNewsHour 2/1/19
youtu.be/d8kVxMD803w
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 2/1/19
youtu.be/L3niilTJtAQ
>KAC on F&F 2/1/19
youtu.be/L3wIsP4MjL4
>KAC inside WH 2/1/19
c-span.org/video/?457477-1/
>This Week@State 2/1/19
youtu.be/7uxz8Ux2Z1o
>Pres Trump Meeting w/Chy-na VicePremier Liu 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457458-1/
>TrumpTweet: Securing Our Border 1/31/19
youtu.be/8WGeqBp0FAo
>Pres Trump Meeting w/American Manufacturers 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457444-1/
>VP Pence/DepAG Rosenstein/ActDEAAdm Dhillon @DEA 1/31/19
c-span.org/video/?457432-1/

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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reuters.com/article/us-usa-israel-defense/key-u-s-lawmakers-want-to-boost-israels-38-billion-defense-aid-package-idUSKCN1GB2NQ
mrctv.org/videos/abortion-charade-lady-parts-justice-league
americanfreepress.net/sen-rand-paul-put-a-hold-on-israeli-handout/
youtu.be/Eip8qvcR5P8
youtu.be/_b8_nUkvv94
youtu.be/JW8q3N85fXM
youtu.be/QZtBbc5zGBc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MAGA and
NEW BAKER NEEDED!
NEW BAKER NEEDED!
NEW BAKER NEEDED!

WELL, DO WE CHOOSE 2?

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If they haven't already published an article calling the term shill either racist or anti-semetic then they're slacking.

A guide for Europeans following American politics, translating common terms:
"Extreme left wing" = center left
"Left wing" = center right
"Moderate" = right wing
"Right wing" = extreme right
"Extreme right wing" = fascists

NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Low-effort bread, this is going in your file.

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>BASED TRUMP PULLED OUT OF SYRIA!
>FUCK YEAH, LET'S GO FIGHT ANOTHER WAR!
lmao, there are still retards here who believe in him

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>REEEEEEESIST!

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Friendly reminder that you can't call yourself a man if you don't own these items

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Eminder that MJ told Trump all about the pedophile CIAniggers running the entertainment industry and Trump was not terribly pleased with the fact it exists. 2nd term should be fun.

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>memeflag

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END INCOME TAXATION

I'm over the target. Releasing memes.

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I choose 3

The opinions of this neocon cunt with no depth perception is of literally no value, he can go fuck a cactus.

blumphhhhhh

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>"option"
>memeflag
Checks out.

>this is going in your file.

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>Sleeping her way into office

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This guy gets it.

>Fencing
OH NO NO NO
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG, PEDES?
WHERE IS THAT WALL? ARE WE GETTING A FENCE NOW?!

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Even the Taliban has called The Daily Beast "fake news".

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Deploy you entire payload, pilot, I want to hear the REEEing from FOB, over.

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CNN is being sacrificed to Moloch I see.

Don't forget, Coonman kills babies! Post birth abortions are what the democratic party want. INFANTICIDE!

I choose your mother bent over a 2k mile wall.

more dead communists is never a bad thing

Alpha.

Do you really want to give me a way to United States???

I think 'Far Right' has a nice ring to it. Kinda like The Far Side.

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>No argument
yep, you totally gave up on him, but you have to save face
The absolute state of this dumb general

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I choose #3

"The United States and Israel signed an agreement in September 2016 to give Israel $38 billion in military assistance over the next decade" -- reuters.com/article/us-usa-israel-defense/key-u-s-lawmakers-want-to-boost-israels-38-billion-defense-aid-package-idUSKCN1GB2NQ

I choose 3. Also, fuck this mctumor clone. He can fuck off back to israel if he loves it so much.

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>I choose your mother bent over a 2k mile wall.
Too late.

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Trump would devour her alive.

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>The Far Side.
Not a day goes by I don't miss that strip. God bless Gary Larson.

Pepsi commercial featuring White Power hand sign?

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>Sorry, Kamala, you can't spread your legs for votes in the election like you did in California.

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but israel is our greatest ally, trump said so himself

are you saying daddy trump is wrong?

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ALLAHU AKBAR
I WILL RAPE YOU AND YOUR KIDS THEN MARRY YOUR WIFE

>NEW BAKER NEEDED!
>NEW BAKER NEEDED!
>NEW BAKER NEEDED!
THis still applies, could someone take over?

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AWOO~

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>every race has encountered niggers
>instead of becoming frothing mad and immediately destroying all niggers they allowed Tyrone to live
>the only logical conclusion is that everyone is a niggerloving nigger themselves
>niggers still need to hang

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I will bake, then

k

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Well done desu.. The resolution if this image was increased with A.I Gigapixel. Turned out pretty sweet.

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man they just can't catch a break can they

What if i have neither

I choose #4

A full wall with a bunch of other crap for $30B

>MARRY YOUR WIFE
>not marrying the kids
YOu're an insult to Islam.

Cow tools is literally the greatest comic strip of all time.

Are you still hiding in your mother's womb?
If not you can stay on the other side.
Always.

He's going to drop a tweet mid debate about either her or Gillibrand just to see them get in a fight over who sucked more cock for a job

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nice meme flag tard

how do we feel with this as the next OP?
"Owned by Israel Edition"
Pretty accurate

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Pepsi uses aborted baby parts for flavoring. Ignore them.

thats cool

I can have 1000 wives if I need

Meme it! Let's see if we can get them to pull the ad in time!

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got it
ty. and i couldn't tell.

Wut?!?

Link is to video thereof

>mrctv.org/videos/abortion-charade-lady-parts-justice-league

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>I will bake, then
Anyone ELSE?
Preferably someone who did NOT come in here to shill?

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Grug not want to live near night-skin tribe, they eat each other and no know hot red flower. Night-skin tribe steal Grug's club once, Grug just barely kill night-skin with rock. But then long-nose tribe call Grug mean to night-skin tribe. Grug think long-nose worse than night-skin.

Show geoflag, shill. You blew your load too early.

I gotcha brother

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i have one in me

Is someone angry that their discord is getting party vaned by the FBI?

>Pepsi
I get it, the big C is using politics to kill off dying product lines. No one buys Nike's, ,Gillette razors, or Pepsi anymore.

With Ruth be at the SOTU?

The CoonWalker!

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Gross

see

>Kamala is very eloquent and articulate, but we all know Kristen uses her mouth better!

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But that's gay.

nevermind

nice reply, retard. I can see all 70 of your remaining brain cells worked over time to think that one up, which is incidentally also your IQ
Nah, we're good, I'm baking next

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ok fag

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She's said she's skipping; if she does there'll be far too many questions about where she is though

>got it
THank you. I hereby confer Bakership.

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I got it first, fuck off, mutts

Good I'd rather nap

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>I gotcha brother
THanks, but it appears has it.

Kamalasutra will lose. Digits confirm.

americanfreepress.net/sen-rand-paul-put-a-hold-on-israeli-handout/

ATTENTION TrumpOP!
____________________
*Full interview w/ bonus vid of Trump shitting on Spartacus:
>Pres Trump on FtN 2/3/19
youtu.be/Eip8qvcR5P8
youtu.be/_b8_nUkvv94
youtu.be/JW8q3N85fXM
youtu.be/QZtBbc5zGBc

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Grug, everyone is a night-skin. This cave is a night-skin. Final clubbing for everyone.

What a beautiful plane

Pepsi was always just inferior.

If no one else does, I will bake one, and one only.

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Talk to me, pedes, what about the fence? What's Q's take on this, I haven't followed him in ages

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The media wont mention it and pelosi will ensure there isnt an empty seat so people dont wonder

Bruh, look at this dood.

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>nevermind
Thanks anyways, man, always appreciate you taking it.

>Awkward position

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disregard

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Wtf 6inex9 or whatever his name is already aged?