>On January 2nd China’s Chang’e-4 lander landed on the moon and managed to grow a cotton plant there. The seed was kept in an air tight canister filled with soil and supplied with air and water, all the necessary ingredients for the plant to sprout.
Are you looking forward to our future as a Chinese vassal state?
Ryder Walker
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Luke Reyes
but who's going to pick it?
Easton Jones
this, better send up more niggers asap america
Angel Carter
Womp, womp, mudshark america. toll paid.
Ryder Sanders
Most spacefaring nations avoid sending earth life to other planetary bodies on principle, not inability. Humans are the one exception to the rule. Let me know when they finally get one of those up there.
Anthony Kelly
You sucked all the cleverness out of that comment. Dick.
Benjamin Perez
>chinese
you mean the communist party of china
china is not the CCP
the chinese are enslaved by the CCP gang.
Angel Thompson
We need a large shipment of niggers and spics
Ryan Sullivan
This. China fucked up by sending soil and fertile seeds likely contaminated with all sorts of Earth bacteria to the moon. To conduct a fucking kindergarten experiment and dickwave about it. We've grown all sorts of plants in space but always in sealed space stations that don't contaminate other planetary bodies.
It's not awe inspiring, it's assinine.
Ryan Hall
Pay attention to the news, shit head. It died. npr.org
Landon Roberts
Ethan Roberts
Thats some nice cotton you got there.....would be a shame if someone...picked it.
Jacob Bennett
>Chinese land on the moon
2 ways I see this playing out
>They fail
Would be funny seeing chinks get BBQ'd
>they succeed
High resolution video from the moon would be cool. Would also be curious if they could go to the American lunar site and get more pictures
A win/win either way
Zachary Anderson
>It died
Because there was no heat! Dumb fucks.
William Davis
USA will be fine. It's not UK turned into a third world country once they stopped being a superpower.
Wealthy, first world countries tend to stay that way. Countries with a very high standard of living like Nordic countries and Switzerland were never even superpowers, they just have a lot of wealth.
Ayden Kelly
China has been buying up resources in Africa and building infrastructure that the locals never have been able to build. China also is growing cotton on the moon. Wonder how these two are connected.
Camden Brooks
>spaceniggers
Aaron Moore
I would rather go in space to find a space waifu. Than sit on earth watch monkeys throw shit at each other.
At least China has a goal we at the west cannot agree on anything
Carson Gutierrez
>It's not UK turned into a third world country once they stopped being a superpower.
You just gonna softball them in like that?
Tyler Smith
They grew a tiny, underdeveloped sprout that died quickly. Try doing a GIS now - it shows side-by-side images which were the Earth-based sprout, tall and healthy, and the matching Lunar experiment where you need an arrow to even see the sprout. BUT now they're all falsely labelled as both being on the moon, like six days apart. China's going to get a pass on complete bullshit about what happened now.
Benjamin Ward
Doesn’t the far side of the moon have little to no sunlight???
Connor Bell
>China
>Colonizing the Moon first
>Can't even land a suborbital rocket
>Doesn't even know how to operate a Jump Carrier
You're funny mister
David Harris
This is big for other reasons, this means the demons on the moon armstrong told us about are no longer there.
Carson Gonzalez
Everything in that biosphere died cuz the chinks were unaware the moon's night lasts two weeks and gets -280f.
Zachary Rivera
Yeah, but what about the Rock Spiders?
>youtube.com
Brayden Howard
No, same light / dark cycle as earth side. 1 moon day is 28.5 days, same as the moon's phases.
Joshua Scott
Big deal, we have
youtube.com
Kevin Moore
What about the radiation belt around earth?! How can a seed survive this
Lincoln Davis
well nobody even took the bait
Jaxson Jackson
The same way lots of things live in radiation disaster areas: dosage matters.
Levi Roberts
Same way a human does. It's not very wide so you don't travel through it for a very long time only a couple hours
Not enough time to absorb much radiation
Liam Flores
Fpbp. Saged.
Hudson Nelson
Fpbp
Angel Watson
if they help in the killing of all kikes, then yes :)
Joseph Brooks
>be Chink on Chinese moon colony in 2086 after they dominate planet earth
>walk through section of hallway
>shoddy worksmanship by culture perpetually finding new ways to cut corners causes hallway walls to rip outwards into the low atmosphere relative vacuum
>I get sucked to the break in the wall and folded in half like a lawn chair, blood and bone and entrails slurping out my sides towards the vacuum
>in half an instant I am sucked into the surface where I squirm and twitch, eventually falling to the surface and freezing in an agonizing death
>the 89 billion people walking in nearby hallways look over and see this happen, expressionless
>they barely break stride and continue about their day as if nothing has happened
WHAT A GLORIOUS FUTURE IN THE INSECT COLONY!
Wyatt Sanchez
omg guys we cannot spread earth life to this planet because other nations didn't do it lmao ecks dee even though we haven't met any space faring nation we believe that they are infinitely superior to humanity through fantasy sci-fi. even though the only way to terraform planets is to crash asteroids into them
Michael Robinson
wheres the pic?
Hudson Rogers
lel
Thomas White
China is going to need more niggers then.
Jason Ortiz
FPBP
David Long
bringing niggers into space will be the biggest mistake. just leave the shitskins on earth, they will never develop rockets themselves. if we are stupid enough to unleash the nigger menace upon the stars then any alien race is justified in genociding all of humanity
Oliver Barnes
Is this why the Chinese are investing in Africa?
Jason Sullivan
Its not really a big deal is it? Its just the moon a little bean. Im sure theres earthly bacteria already been introduced. King Reddit shot a car into space and like time capsules. Are we to belive Apollo was sterile?
Nathan Long
Wtf are u talking about Norway was one of the poorest countries in Europe before they struck oil
Ethan Wright
As much I am looking forward to their laser rifles that got memoryHoled when people asked for proof.
Daniel Taylor
No you virtue-signalling cucked faggots. Chinese are genetically predisposed towards sociopathy. The CCP is a reflection of Han Chinese "people", not the other way around.
They are your competition irregardless of what government rules over them. If youvdont hate your enemy, you will lose to them.
Ethan Rivera
Legit irl lol
Dylan Martin
The problem with a nation of sociopaths is it doesn't take a lot for them to stop cooperating at all and go full bucket of crabs. For example, a major recession could kick it off.
Joseph Gonzalez
Its dead dipshit.
Hudson King
Empathy is only a detriment to success. Look at what happened to the West.
Austin Bell
Wow wouldn't want to harm the dead moon rock.
Fucking. We should do all kinds of shit on the moon. It's a rock. Don't be such a little bitch.
Tyler Gomez
Easton Collins
At the same time, being incapable of empathy means you're dealing with 1.5 billion people who would kill everyone ahead of them in a bread line if being at the front meant survival.
Jose King
>tfw chinese
feels good man
John Bennett
gook leafs are so easy to spot
Colton Powell
Are they sending a nigger up there to pick it, as well?
Daniel Perez
Nice post, Mr. Lee
Charles Ortiz
Get aload of this chink.
Henry Lopez
>China does the equivalent of a 4th grader’s science project, on the moon.
Jesus user, what an achievement.
Chase Martin
Fake News, their rovers never went to lunar landing sites. Chang'e 3 was only in the same general region, but many miles away from Apollo 15's landing site.
Both our orbiters and India's orbiters have spotted the old landing sites in fairly high detail:
>blogs.discovermagazine.com
Justin Martin
They have been colonizing Africa for like a decade now.
It all makes sense.
Aiden Hill
>take THAT round eye grorious China as grown a cotton prant in a compretery air tight container on the moon
Implessive!
Oliver Collins
>Lands on another part of the moon
>Lel, the Americans didn't land here, guess that means they never landed on the Moon!
Connor Hill
>NASA literally set up a way for your basic bitch high school student to find the place where they landed on the moon
>China goes to a different part of the moon entirely which has no visibility with the site the astronauts went to
>"Amelican dogs, you no have sites on moon, prease exprain"
China can't implode soon enough.
Andrew Hill
I ageee. The only good Chicom is a fu king dead Chicom.
Jacob Reyes
FPBP
Aaron Howard
Oy vey I bet we caused a little ice age with our bacteria contaminating poor old moon.
read a science book you queef
Ryder Bennett
>China is gonna implode
said increasingly nervous burger for the sixth gorillionth time
Henry Martinez
I hope they pick it themselves,look at the fuck up last time farming equipment was imported.
Lucas Wilson
careful....burger can be classified as hate speech and furher merkel will smash your face
Jackson Gonzalez
China is going to be depopulated don't you see the math?
Luke Carter
Funny how you still think you can talk shit after James Fields got his very own Nuremburg trial. I am also pretty confident, my "hate speach" is more legal than your anti-semitism in a land that makes it illegal to boycott Israel :^)
William Hall
Looking at that as a living breathing dvd player is hella. Also captcha died for like 5 minutes abandon site if it goes down again