Brit/pol/ - when u nut but ngubu keep succin edition

__________news_
>Brexit: Theresa May 'determined' to leave EU in March
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47105990

>Brexit: Arlene Foster hopeful of backstop changes
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47107879

>Girl, 15, shot 'walking down street' in Droylsden
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-47108286

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>REMEMBER SELF IMPROVEMENT
No matter who you are, you can improve your life. Take control. Move forward. Dreams keep us alive, fighting for them makes us feel alive.
Self Improvement information here pastebin.com/3Qv9B4r1 (embed)

>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK (UPDATED VERSION)
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC (embed)

__________other_
>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
[YouTube] The Spider's Web: Britain's Second Empire (Documentary) (embed)
[YouTube] Secret City - A film about the City of London, the Corporation that runs it. (embed)

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
[YouTube] What does it mean to be English? (embed)

>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
[YouTube] Who were the Anglo-Saxons? (embed)

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
[YouTube] An introduction to off grid living in the UK (embed)

>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
[YouTube] Sir Oswald Mosley - there is hope (embed)

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/6bUeDafC
old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/amsdlx/when_did_the_first_black_person_step_foot_in/
youtu.be/120DzZDus5g
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=282&v=U2G9MR1n7Es
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

don't go ngubu

walked in on me youngest playin that Kingdom Harps game, fellas. getting his mind warped by them korean lady boys. every one of them speaking immigrant. asked him why the game wunt in british. "i put it on japanese dad" he said. belted him right round the ear and told him hes banned from playstation for a week. playin little girl games like that. dont want him grow up to be a nonce. reckon everyone should monitor their lads gaming time make sure they turn out propa.

Threadly reminder that triplords are GCHQ spooks

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HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS PICTURE IT MADE ME FUCKING LOSE IT IN THE LIBRARY

I don’t wanna go work tomorrow for fuck sake

How do we get this job?

ngubu, ngolo, ngobo and ngongo granting dazza's dying wish

Do you think Nige has ever been shown brit/pol/?

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Baz...ya hear me mate? We've had a little chat with Norf F.C...
We brought Ngubu, mate. He's come to see ya, 'nd we got Mbwembe and yer'll never guess who.. Ngolo 'nd Bombwe....

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that's what I want to know. I'd love to work in psyops

he had Jow Forumsiver on the phone that time (Britain is love, Britain is life), although the video has been taken down

Draw a Norf F.C and put it to a candle flame made from the fat of a virgin whilst saying the following line three times

"Jtrig spooks
GCHQ
I drew this Norf
To summon you!"

You'll be contacted in three days.

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had a good hearty lol at that lad, thanks

This woman walks right up to your dick pic and shares it on social media, what do you do

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looks right to me

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LADS THE FUCKING WAR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW? ARE YOU READY?

It’s time to get Jow Forums for the racewar and I’ve wrote the perfect routine to get us all fighting fit but you need to be dedicated to the routine and saving our country

This is all body weight because real men can fight without equipment
>Monday
Arms day
3 sets of 5 push ups
Be sure to have 2 min rest between sets to not burn out
>Tuesday
Legs
2 sets of 5 squats
Make sure to go deep

>Wednesday
Rest, you earned it

>Thursday
Stomach
3 sets of 5 sit ups
If you’re advanced maybe switch to crunches

>Saturday/Sunday
Rest, you should be in church anyway

souf FC

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Guns

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load a shite bregsit as 'owt append nah

rite fookin scam it wos, da werkin class nevva get a say lemme tell ya that

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I want my gubbins diddled by thick meaty fingers

evening edward

norf fc

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>>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK (UPDATED VERSION)
>pastebin.com/6bUeDafC (embed)
>__________other_
>>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
>[YouTube] The Spider's Web: Britain's Second Empire (Documentary) (embed)
>[YouTube] Secret City - A film about the City of London, the Corporation that runs it. (embed)
>>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
>[YouTube] What does it mean to be English? (embed)
>>History With Hilbert - Who were the Anglo-Saxons ?
>[YouTube] Who were the Anglo-Saxons? (embed)
>>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
>[YouTube] An introduction to off grid living in the UK (embed)
>>Oswald Mosley - There Is Still Hope....
>[YouTube] Sir Oswald Mosley - there is hope (embed)

wtf did you cope and paste this with ? a fucking plank of wood ? a computer from the 90s ?

You will never Leave hahahaa

Good to see Ngubu and Co. seeing their biggest fan off to the big norf in the sky

I tell ya Gaz, some days I jus feel like goin down to downin street and shoutin GET ON WIV IT YA BASTIDS. Would probly get shot thinkin I'm a raghead though innit eh.

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Alright laa

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fookin' wives

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this is based and racewarpilled.
there will definitely be shit going down on 29th of March. Any cunt here actively trying to shut you down for encouraging people to exercise should be bullied off for being a fat cunt.

>letting your child play videogames

Make sure to down one of these bad boys after every workout for maximum protein intake

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I work in the City of London, although not in a bank or anything.

vats good 'ome cookin' rite ver
jus' like me mam did

Back in my day it was fookin' Sabbuteo 'nd Scalextrix with some Airfix on the side.
Videogames turn yer' kid into a poofter, except Footie Manager.

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Imagine seeing that on your deathbed

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you've had a number done on you

Lads I quit my wageslave job but timed it so I have from now until 1st April off when I start new job.

Since I am technically a NEET between now and then can I sign on or am I fucked cause I resigned voluntarily?

No idea desu. Should be info on the DWP site.

What job you planning to do next?

Lol souf and norf together at the cube

Carrie Symonds

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No bennies if you quit your job iirc.

r/ireland is promoting a "cheddar man" type of pseudohistory lads (basically muh ireland was never ethnically homogeneous).....why is ireland so damn cucked.....
>old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/amsdlx/when_did_the_first_black_person_step_foot_in/


>old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/amsdlx/when_did_the_first_black_person_step_foot_in/


>old.reddit.com/r/ireland/comments/amsdlx/when_did_the_first_black_person_step_foot_in/

>2 months of neet life
I am seething with jealousy

IT'S THERESARS FAULT

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I find it difficult to describe how much I fucking hate journalists.

I'm an accountant and quit a shit firm for a better paying firm in a more niche role.

I have enough to live on to NEET it out for a few months but just wondered if I could get bennies since I've paid taxes for 8 years to feed and clothe Mbungwe

Oh god what the fuck

ill fart on your mum

It’s more of a holiday than NEETdom

why dont you post on eire/pol/?

Whoooar airfix.
Got an airfix from me gran every birthday I did.

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At least the afterlife cant get worse though...

Evening from the states mates
They're really ramping up the fearmongering leading up to 3/29, eh?

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In a none joking way? The west has forgotten what true Christianity is especially in Catholicism as has the church, abandoned the teachings of god and adopted "Niceness" Christianity which has taken Christ but not the cross and become lovely dovey and strives to sing kumbyaa
>MFW I'm still employed but haven't had a shift for 10 weeks
tis an odd existence. especially when the bennies pay more.At least I have uni to look forward to.

At least he posted something somewhat related to politics whereas half the spastics in this thread just talk about tripfag drama.

Why does it seem like prominent British people are always getting into shit like this?

all gonna die innit

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You could nip in to the jobcentre and ask I suppose, you don’t get much on JSA though. About £80 a week.

i'd give her a couple of polos and a carrot to nibble on if you know what i mean

Freaks me out desu

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Bet you he's a nonce.

Jsa doesn’t exist anymore i thought

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some areas it does, some it's merged into universal credit(but still ultimately calculated the same way)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Based racist commie faggot

Fucking kek.

youtu.be/120DzZDus5g


Which one of you was this????

>moslem

poo-poos mummy I want my poo-poos

mummy help ugh it's comming out

ugh

based

this is the best post itt

Based

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>ffs

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youtube.com/watch?time_continue=282&v=U2G9MR1n7Es

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why are you faggots like this

Crazy cat lady

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Mods can you shut this cancer down? Look at the content of this thread and you will see what I mean.

IT IS ZERO POL CONTENT.

PRUNE OR DELETE. THANK YOU.

>POL
>1pbtid

Hmmm...

just ignore it you fucking faggot.

okay schlomo

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hey you are taking my job thats not cool

Vote UKIP!

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The ones who are mean to anime posters definitely are.

>voting

which one of you faggots is this

>he actually submitted a report then left the thread in a fit of impotent rage, secure in his folly of thinking bans mean anything

Fooken touches yah 'art dunnit,, rip baz, in the big Greggs in t'sky now.

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Sad to see d'last surviver of t'illsburracaust go. Fooken toerays mustve poisoned his sosij woll t'stop d'truth from getten out innit

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>implying only he submitted a report

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Thatcher 'erself ushered 'im into t'whirrin' turnstiles. Luckeh the bodies of Jezza 'nd Keith had jammed the mechanism or he'd 'ave been juiced on t'spot.

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Oh no i'm going to get a ban that will take me seconds to evade

I block Brexit supporters for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes: not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit.

Brexit supporters: to clarify, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

ok