Diagnosed Schizofrenia

>Diagnosed Schizofrenia
>German government give me a three room apartment for free
>get 900 euros a month i can do whatever with
>get food transported to my front door
>government pay all my meds, food expenses, transport and leisure amusement (gym, swimming etc)
>i've been living like this for 5 years now
I really cant compain about our welfare system desu

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Do you have to remain unemployed or can you work and still collect these benefits?

you should be crushed between two sheets of tempered borosilicate glass and used to make a sort of avant garde stained glass street sculpture, I would title it, "untermensch unter der glasse" or "iron bugman"

which Region/City?

Watch out! Your other identity is trying to kill you! You need to crack your head open and cut that damn bastard out of your brain right now! Do it!

There's no such thing as schizophrenia and you should be turned into a lampshade.

>Dad sold his anus for $150
>Public school ($50 a year)
>Trips to exotic counties like Montgomery, Rockbridge
>0.5 properties
>Mcdonalds meals every other week

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I’ve had two episodes of psychosis and I got nothing, I even have to pay for my meds! Ffs

But the real question is, are you on the right Path? Kill your father, eat his body. Stop eating food from that point on, stab yourself seventeen times per day to remove your bodies addiction to food, and then acknowledge that you are on your way toward Immortality.

>diagnosed schizofrenia
>takes meds (subsidized - still around $200/month)
>work full time and go to school and earn finance degree
>have self worth and respect from others, girlfriend
>will reproduce more crazy chads soon
wtf are u doing

Nice, i wish i could have the same

in the 30s the german government would have cut out your brain to do experiments on. lol

>schizo
>leaf
>chad

>schizo
delusional. checks out.

we don't need more of you genetic dead end faggots roaming around

>Spreading your shitty schizo genes
FUCKING STOP. NOBODY APPRECIATES BEING BORN A SCHIZO

You have to get classified as disabled and it can be quiet hard for mental health.
Also I think the episodes/psychosis have to last I think several days or weeks that people "can't work" anymore or strong enough delusions.
Anyhow a family friend is morbid obese, had cardiac rhythm problems (hosptilized I think 15+ times in the last 10-15 years), light kidney problems, diagnosed with clinical depression, has to take so many pills every day and only got "extra rights" like he can't be fired by employer as easy and retire a bit earlier.

So much schizophobia here !

So you were diagnosed a liberal?

immigrants will pay for it

>diagnosed schizophrenia
>get givena 350€ "salary"
>nothing else
>get told to join several groups of literal fucking retards with schizophrenia
>join groups for finding jobs
>it's useless
>plus you are told to pay more attention to you r literal retard tasks they make up for you
>get super fucking depressed
>start studying
studying is my white pill but I'm getting fucked in the ass anyways, I wish I was in your position OP

Anon5 and Hanz seem to like it

>schizo
>reproducing

You are the issue with modern society. Voluntary eugenics of biologically unfit human beings should be encouraged. Why would you want to create children that will suffer the same fate you did user?

You forgot "get fucked in the ass by a totolitarian dictator." Communism does not work. It never will work. Karl Marx was an intellectually inferior brainlet. Much like all communists, socialists, etc. Communism reflects a lack of intellect and critical thinking skills.

mental defect here. won't breed. don't be selfish
would you really wish a terrible life on another? let alone your own children

I am fucking moving to Germany as soon as I am done with college I have the same thing but I don t get jack shit around here.

schizophrenia is fake dude. get off the drugs.

I have schizophrenia too
I come Germany

doesnt mean your children will be schizo too
>biologically unfit
i dont think you understand biological fitness - the only thing that matters is your ability and *will* to reproduce

in fact, not wanting to reproduce is what makes you the most biologically unfit of all conditions

If he can live with it his faggot ass children can do the same.

Dude, you're in the EU. Just take a couple of trains to get to Germany and get GIBS over there. The Spanish Gov't is beyond Bong cucked, at least in the German one you can get some nice GIBS (bonus points from not knowing German).

fuck that. schizophrenia sucks

I should get it while it's hot... I'm trying my luck with education, hopefully this will land me a good job

And what good do you provide to your society?

You'll just die a lot faster when everything collapses. Don't sweat it tbqh enjoy the gibs

Heil Schickelgruber!

I am diagnosed with assburgers and entitled to a certificate of disability, only thing I know right now this grants me is a free vignette (road tax thing here in Austria, I don't know if Americans have that too) for whatever reason
Not sure if I could get the same stuff as OP but I don't think I would want it anyway because my job is pretty much the sole reason I leave my house and I'd probably go insane otherwise

schizos get paid to stay out of sight and out of mind. they are unpeople in society

based schizoid

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I have my appointment with the Ärztlicher Dienst tomorrow
Any tips?

Keked and checked

Sounds comfy af

very clever hans

What race are you?

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stop smoking skunk bro

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This is dysgenic. This money came from hard working people. If they didn't have some useless parasite with no prospects sucking their blood, a family could have had another child that could grow up to be a well adjusted, happy and productive adult.

Hallucinations are fucking ass warts. I had first one, completely dead ass sober, last year.

I am good with technology and can always find a job and healthcare. But god help the average schitzos