SAVE THE WEST - TIME TRAVEL EDITION

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If you’re not helping the Reich survive you’re doing it wrong.

Why

You fuckers really are dense.

How would you help the Reich survive?

>Assassination
No world war 1
No world war 2
No demonization of nationalism
>Dead Woodrow
No first Jew on the supreme court
No American involvement in WW1
No central bank
No votes for women

>im going to guess you know nothing about time travel and alternate universes.

You're exceptionally retarded, what the fuck

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Stopping WWI is risky af. There's nothing here guaranteeing that the West would still not collapse into filth and decadence. Your plan is just a huge gamble.

Kill Truman. No federal reserve, no depression no ww1 no ww2

>warp back to 1941
>kill Stalin
>let Slav niggers kill each other over scraps of the USSR
>laugh as Allies Dunkirk themselves to death

Assassinate everyone involved in bringing about the 16th, 17th, 18th, and 19th amendments.

Anything would be risky. But ww1 was a big starting point
Germans funded the Bolshevik revolution to get the Russians out of the war.
Post war Germany was a massive degeneracy fest.
Truman became president after FDR died near the end of ww2 killing him would not change those. I think you mean Woodrow Wilson

>1939
>Bring a laptop full of videos and pictures of the condensed madness (unchecked immigration, transgender delusion, etc) of the past 20ish years
>Show Roosevelt what deplorable mess the world becomes if Hitler dies.
>US teams up with Germany an UK to destroy the Soviet Union
>1000 Year Reich under the Anglo-German Triple Alliance
>Earth divided into districts for each of the major races with secure borders. Europe+Siberia+North America north of the Rio Grande for Caucasoids walled off from the surrounding shitskins.
>Caucasoids build unfathomably prosperous and peaceful society while the mongoloids and negroids devolve into morlocks.
>Caucasoids develop starships and begin to terraform Mars and embark to establish an empire of purely-white humans throughout the stars.

Why go through all that risk when you can just assist Hitler in conquering the entire world.

Congratulations, you're the first non-retard in the entire thread.

WW1 was bound to happen one way or another, Germany was getting nervous with Russia's rapid industrialization and felt that war was inevitable by 1920, there was the naval arms race with Britain, Austria-Hungary's military command was itching for a fight plenty of other brewing problems between the major powers, plus constant war in the Balkans. Europe was a powder keg waiting to explode, Franz dying was just one of many possible reasons to start throwing punches.

Return to 1932 with a laptop loaded up with every piece of intelligence, technology, science, and history that would be relevant to giving Germany a win in WW2, securing a future for the white race.

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If you're going to prevent WW1 you need to take down this guy.

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Kill Woodrow Wilson

show the people of the 1900's what giving women the vote would do. educate them on Feminisim give books on shit testing. don't let women control the frame ever.

Western civ is saved.

Not really. He was part of a group of confederates associated with the Black Hand. If not Princip, then someone else would have done the job.

>go to nazi Germany
>give blueprints for advanced weaponry, aircraft and tank designs to military representatives
>a tablet and solar charger with videos and PDFs of major military battles during WW2
Thats all I need. Rest would be comfy modern clothes and a cellphone with some vidya emulators to play while I enjoy a saved Europe.

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Take some blacked porn/ trap porn.
Maybe download wikipedia onto a device, which you can actually do.

pictures

>>You can bring any items that would fit inside your backpack
I'm bringing this and i'm ''giving'' it to Stalin and all the other leaders of the communist party July 1941

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What about preventing JFK's assasination? We could be colonizing the solar system by now, potentially.

>implying roosevelt wasnt owned by kikes and part of the plan to lead us to this point

Bring back a complete history of the stock market, make trillions, become the anti Soros and hire assassins for key figures responsible tor the decline.

Save Archduke Franz Ferdinand

I would stop my babysitter from sexually abusing me.

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It's really crazy how society flourished up till then and afterwards it's simply existed. LBJ destroyed so much potential for humanity.

She was a woman.

I hope that this is just datamining and there are glowinthedarks with a real time machine who don’t know the best way to use it.

Also hope that we’re not stuck in this timeline and we wake up to a civilization saved.

How do you plan to stop Jackie from killing JFK?

Still homo for regreting it

It dosen`t feel nice to be forced to drink urine when you are 3 years old.

I would go back in time and kill off Stalin right after he was done purging his officer corps. This would make the USSR weak and Hitler could win much easier.

>Drink urine
Forget whatever I said

drink the urine you fucking pussy

Oh stop being a whiny cunt my brother forced me to eat cat shit when we were little once.

>jump back as far as possible (1880)
>take one step outside time machine door
>simultaneously die from old world diseases while causing a new plague event with new world diseases
>hopefully give humanity a hard reset if not end it all

Drug or kill him before it's supposed to happen. Worst comes to worst, I have a fucking time machine, so I can try as many times as needed.

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I would teach Hitler how to make the atomic bomb.

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I dont want to be gay so I wouldnt time travel

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find hitlers mom
(she was working as a maid in a rotschild manor)
and sterilize her before the elite jews impregnated her to create their servant.

preventing world war 2 and israel from ever existing

>but hitler killed the jews
oh right, 6 million of them, as if thats even real

it was a 4d chess plot, hitler was never your guy

>when you overdose on red pills

Roosevelt was a fucking communist dude
He would literally have jacked off to the migrants raping white women in europe while telling some patriotic young son of a bitch guard to shoot you in the fucking head for "threatening him with a strange german tela-weapon"

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How can one Roosevelt be so based while the other isn't?

>What would you do
Bring the plans and timeline for the Bolshevik invasion of Russia to the Czar, ensure that Lenin, Trotsky et al never get off of that train alive.

I'd pack resource maps and gun schematics and make the South rise again and again and again until the yankees give up.

Is THAT where the Spanish Flu Epidemic came from?
>>simultaneously die from old world diseases while causing a new plague event with new world diseases
>thinks Immune systems aren't real
>thinks Diseases from 100 years ago would kill you today
>probably doesn't wash his hands after he shits.

youtube.com/watch?v=lJnMaTx4yjI

Go ambush a Black Hand meeting with hand grenades and a light machine gun, kill the autistic S*rb.

Because being intelligent charismatic leader does not make you morally good
One of the benefits in living in a republic instead of a monarchy (there are many draw backs which are abvious today) is that it was set up to put the most productive people in power did the most good for the country routinely
that all changed when the mass media became able to disperse their "truth" to millions of americans at the same time women were given the right to vote and a private central bank was created
the 20th century saw the final corruption of the republic which began with the federalization of lincoln
We are living in the ashes of a once great nation
The only thing that can save us now is what saved rome for a time from distruction
fascism.

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>you could give it to the Nazis whose scientists could reverse engineer it
>you could give it to the Americans whose powerful market could mass produce it
>you give it to Socialists, literally the only option too incompetent to actually use it well

Dont forget detailed maps of the middle eastern oil fields

Beyond a natural lifespan? Can I bring s virus to depopulate Africa?

Also lists of spies and traitors to the cause. And that enigma was cracked

>not becoming hitler and actually killing the jews instead of putting them into camps

assuming your time travel machine uses wormhole manipulation, first you just need a relatively low power atomic scale wormhole going back even a second, then you can have an infinite supercomputer, from there its gotta be you should use your access to infinite time in order to patiently engineer some kind of bacteria that is laced with an embedded dna computer

Seldom do I find my one true calling.

>Go back in time
>Fuck women only in hindsight did I realize liked me
>Don't do anything about Western Civilization since it will fall no matter how long I prolong the inevitable

I both go back and give based Teddy Roosevelt the most modern history books including all the tranny degeneracy shit as well as prevent Amelia Earhart from leaving on her final trip so I could impregnate her

Would be better off talking to tsaritsa, she would be more likely to believe your story.

Kill Archduke Ferdinand before he grows up, and escape cleanly, so his parents just have another kid, and put really good security on him.

Kill Ulyanov (Lenin).

Meet up with Teddy Roosevelt and convince him to force Cuba to declare its independence immediately so that we don't get the 1965 immigration act. Also warn him about Pearl Harbor and 9/11 so we get better defense against the Japanese and the Arabs.

Wait for a few years and kill Saul Alinsky, Anton LaVey., and Max Horkheimer.

Expose Margaret Mead and Albert Einstein as frauds.

If you want Hitler to win, then just send him word to not sleep in every morning until noon like the decadent fucker he was. He slept through the D-Day invasion, and the generals could not counterattack until he gave the order. If he was just awake at a normal hour, Nazi Germany would have utterly destroyed Operation Overlord.

>Bring photos of all significant future events, including photos depicting proof of the headlong rush into degeneracy.
>Bring newspapers and headlines
>Bring a an AK47 or similar rifle with 7.62 capacity, Glock 21 (.45 Cal), and body armor (level III+)
>Bring basic plans for modern weaponry, nuclear physics, medicine, computers, vehicles, planes, and electronics.
>Bring samples of each, including a laptop, tablet, cell phone (all w/ extra batteries), antibiotics/medicines, ammo, Kevlar, etc.
>Bring historical lists of all winning sports teams, lotto numbers, and stocks.

The goal is not to seek an audience with world leaders, but rather to utilize the knowledge of the future to create, invest, and ultimately become the wealthiest entity on the planet. From there, I will start the grand plan of moving into power, controlling the world governments and purging the world of degeneracy. The glorious thousand year Reich would become the billion year Reich.

Easy.
Kaiserreich 1905-1910.
120L backpack full of blueprints of German ww2 equipment.
It would not be too advanced for WW1 Germany to reverse engineer some WW2 equipment. Especially the early WW2 stuff.
Bf109
Stuka
Me262
Panzerkampfwagen 2,3,4,5,6
U-boot 2-XXI
Pak 43
Stg44
Mg42
Panzerschreck
Maybe even burger M1 Garand in 8mm
All engines needed for aforementioned vehicles
Tell Wilhelm/general staff to concentrate on panzer production. Introduce the doctrine of blitzkrieg, mechanized warfare, and 3rd generation warfare. Get Kaiserreich more jwoke, warn them of the threat of Rosa Luxemburg and the other (((backstabbers))). Bring photographic evidence of what weimar republic was like. Show them the consequences of losing the war.
Insist on debt free currency. I know some of these cries would fall on deaf ears because claims of what the future would be like would be so unbelievable to these men that I would sound like a madman.
Separately if there's room for more blueprints/items
computers
rockets
das internetz
space shuttles
ISS
Muh kraut space imperium
Wilhelm's son was ultra redpilled and would have made a great Kaiser
The eternal anglo, eternal ((())), and the eternal jesuit all slain in one fell swoop.
Krauts superpower, no need for ww2, English empire would have been too weak to start shit again. War would end before burgers could get in on it so no muh ebil Germans burger complex. Russia knocked out before lenin and co are imported, along with warnings of bolshevism and (((them))) no ussr established, urge Wilhelm to keep his cousin in power in Russia. Tell Germany to stay neutral in relation to Austria Hungary. Let them implode, when the war is over annex österreich and create not fucked up wilsonian versions of ethnostates to avoid the cause of WW1 happening again in the future.
I dream of this every day

i dont need a time travel machine to save the west

>Nazi Germany would have utterly destroyed Operation Overlord
Top kek, Germany was fucked well before Normandy. Their last chance of winning was Operation Barbarossa, and Hitler's generals fucked that up royally. With oil from the caucuses and food from the Ukraine breadbasket, Germany could have finally fought at full combat capacity - no more horse drawn supply lines, no more converting coal to oil, no more horrific drivetrain breakdowns on their tanks due to shit lubricants, and full goddamn air superiority thanks to vastly increased operational capacity of the Luftwaffe. Not only that, but you'd be denying those very same resources from Russia, crippling the Red Army while your own armed forces grow much stronger.

This is what Hitler wanted, but instead his generals decided to march north and take capital cities, which in the grand scheme of things meant little to Russia's war efforts.

This.
People always say "lmao why didn't he just take Moscow," without understanding this.

For credibility bring along a couple of advanced pieces of tech, like a polymer handgun and a smartphone. Just having a digital video camera with sound recording would probably blow the minds of anyone 100 years ago.

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>What do you do?
Shoot Karl Marx in the head.
Burn all of his bullshit toilet paper before it gets published.

Probably get typhoid and overdose on otc heroin.

Also, convince Britain and the other European nations to NEVER let go of their colonies in Africa.

More or less this. I would bring as much useful data for science/tech and medicine as well as the military stuff/nukes though. Advance western civilization while destroying the (((opposition)))

Find a way to keep the US totally white. Find a way to work towards making whites the majority on Earth. Weed out the "synagogue of Satan" by any means necessary.

Download some blueprints for early donut-and-projectile fission bombs. Print them out, fold them up into my backpack. Travel to 1933 and hand them over to Fuhrer. Then, I hand a copy of The Patton Papers to George Patton. Then I hand a hand a book on the history of the Pacific Theater to Admiral Yamamoto. Then I drink a Coke and head home.

Modern and all the ammo I can carry, head to Constantinople so turkey would be forever btfo.

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Stephen King wrote a book about a time traveler that did this. It didnt end well.

Europe was just waiting to explode due to the rise of various extremist groups. If not Franz, someone else important would've been killed eventually and set the same shit in motion.

I'd be busy killing off a few dozen founders of various slavic revolutionary groups starting with Bosnia and work my way back to their mudslime spiritual leaders in the Ottoman Empire.

>im going to guess you know nothing about time travel and alternate universes.
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Story?

You could probably fit 2 or 3 W54 warheads in a backpack. So I'd bring those and the specs to make more + the Davy Crockett rifles needed to fire them, and give them to Hitler.

I would kill for the chance to do it
My great grandfather fought in the Kaiserarmee (also fought in WW2 as a Hauptman, fought in the Somme and Stalingrad and lived to tell about it)
I speak fluent German so I could actually pull it off.
Only shitty thing is if the multiverse theory holds any water it would not effect our reality. At least I'd die knowing I created the perfect timeline.

>For credibility bring along a couple of advanced pieces of tech, like a polymer handgun and a smartphone. Just having a digital video camera with sound recording would probably blow the minds of anyone 100 years ago.

Of course, that goes without saying
Just a cellphone and a TI83 would be enough to make people back then shit their pants. I'd bring a laptop and a few other gadgets and a modern pistol for good measure. I'd also need to bring a few gold shekels to pay for shit until I got the attention of the authorities.
I'd also tell them to fund the research of Tesla and Schauberger

You'd want hard copies along with the tablet.
Something as inane as a cup of water could fuck your plan.
WW2 Germany is not necessarily the best option. While in terms of a govt it's the most j woke option, it's production capacity was nowhere near that of WW1 Germany. Also giving WW1 Germany WW2 tech would be easier for them to make than giving WW2 Germany future tech. Germany in WW2 already had supply problems. WW1 Germany could have made a Panzer IIIs in secret before the war and BTFO'd france and dunkirked English forces like they did in WW2. It would have been an even more decisive defeat given that WW2 Germany did so against a france that actually had better tanks (at the time of invasion).