Due to Trudeau's nationalization of our grocery stores, Canadians have resorted to only eating cheap foods (Kraft Dinner). The insanely inflated prices of our grocery products were the direct result of Trudeau's bold new strategy to combat rising prices in his nations markets.
But also due to the liberals cutting back on natural gas production, nobody but the rich uses stoves now. Canadians are resorting to making their Kraft Dinner in their kitchen sink. A trend dubbed "Tub mac", which started in 2017.
Canadian health advisory has recommended that this is not a healthy or sanitary way to cook a meal, and has urged Canadians to not participate in this new trend.
America send help. The only thing I've eaten in the last two days a honk goose I found half frozen into a lake and I can only heat my room by leaving the television on all day showing government propaganda. I can only do this because I steal the electricity from my Chinese neighbours who work for the government.
James Williams
Seriously, suddenly they’re using homemade candles & knitting their own sweaters. Fucking faggots.
Thomas Robinson
I preferred a propane torch but since the tank emptied, I have been using matches. Going to have to start ripping up the furniture that is left for firewood if this doesn't get better soon. The cost of KD is rising and is reaching prices too high for most here, gone are the days of .99 KD.
Christian Powell
anyone else feeling the bern? bernier that is
Cameron Russell
Slice open your Chinese neighbors stomach and stick your upper body into the open cavity. It'll smell awful, but it'll keep you warm for a night.
Isaac Jackson
Over here we've been tub macc'n for 5 months now. Me and the wife are fine but the twins have become sickly ill. hope help comes soon. Its not a proper diet for babies.
Chase Hughes
kraft mac n cheese is a guilty pleasure of mine. it's so fucking good.
I know, who uses fucking margarine instead of butter?
Alexander Murphy
good for weight loss i hardly ate anything until i was about 25 and i was a skinny fucker fuck your pecs and man boobs
Luke Ortiz
This is a fake psyop. If Canada had a crisis of grocery prices normies would be talking about it. 100% of normies grocery shop, only like 2% of the autists here do.
Nolan Gutierrez
Kek
Nathaniel Perry
Please give me context on this
Blake Fisher
This, I've seen boxes of KD going for like $2.25. It's cheese powder and some noodles, like fuck off with these goofy prices.
Kayden Collins
this.
pots and pans are a jew plot, everyone knows this.
Cooper Rivera
Mainstream media refused to cover the French riots or the economic downfall of Venezuela and are only forced to talk about VZ because of Trumps announcements. There are TONS of things the MSM refuses to speak about because it proves their view of the world ('Murica BAD, everyone else GOOD) is completely wrong. People talk about what is going on in the news and what's happening locally. You're in the U.S. watching U.S. news and talking with people from the U.S. , of course you won't hear anything about it.
Luke Kelly
Not that you would know, fries, burgers, cola, all sold to the highest bidder, the Americans! Friends, family, all suffered through the KD famines! Well our wait has paid off, you will bow to the Leaf!
Logan Richardson
Who the fuck eats kraft dinner?
Y'all deserve to die.
Cooper Murphy
Meat prices are so high in Canada that people are scavenging the leftovers at meat processing plants. This truck was delivering a full load of of innards to a local food shelter, a vehicle pulled out in front of the semi full of entrails which led to the spillage of over 10 tons of pig and cow jowels, ligaments etc.
>Canadians eating Kraft dinner And I always though South Park made that shit up
Carson Evans
no its not. pots are fucking expensive in canada. each family has 1 maybe 2 good pots big enough to cook for a family. you burn them and its tub mac from there on out.
a typical meal in most places in canada is either deer meat or tub mac. sometimes moose if you live close to a first nations reserve because if youre white you cant legally own a licence to hunt moose.
>But also due to the liberals cutting back on natural gas production, nobody but the rich uses stoves now. Canadians are resorting to making their Kraft Dinner in their kitchen sink. A trend dubbed "Tub mac", which started in 2017. Such bullshit. Who the fuck would use that much butter in Kraft's? It's a bright orange. One box recommends half a stick of butter which is STILL orange. No fucking way this is Kraft's.
Christian Lopez
imagine eating kraft dinner
Sebastian Clark
This is untrue and you don't deserve the (You)
Andrew Hill
>This is what a $400 meal looks like in Canada
Mason Russell
hes lying. Canada is in such a sad state that we are actively crossing the border to buy mac and cheese in bulk from American costcos so that we dont starve to death. Sadly it sold out super fast and hundreds of thousands of canadians are now starving to death. costco.com/.product.100108871.html
Imagine being so fucking deluded that you think heating costs are so high on a fucking stove that you would soak pasta in hot water for hours upon hours to get it to soften THEN add two tubs of butter. For dinner. Poe's Law is too strong on this one.
William Johnson
He's obviously exaggerating but how little is is very concerning.
you need a stove with a baffle for a secondary burn it'll cut the smoke by 2/3 branches fall off trees all the time check the ground they're usually still attached to the fucking leafs
>only the rich use stoves >due to the lack of CNG production You know there's more than just gas stoves, right? If electricity is too expensive to use an electric range, it's not difficult to make a wood fired stove, and I know there's lots of firewood up in Canada.
Christian Torres
Buy a pot from the US then, you fucking retards. Is there some sort of embargo stopping you?
Liam Campbell
please tell me that's fake. that is absolutely ABHORRENT.
Jaxon Williams
we have to pay import fees if we spend any money on your side of the border
it's real
Ryder Brooks
It's fucking real and NOT funny.
It's getting real bad here
Benjamin Mitchell
How thoroughly do border inspectors dig though your car?
Eli Edwards
The Canadian border guards go over every vehicle with a fine tooth combe. They cant let any food smugglers get into the country without paying the border duties.
Jaxon Ortiz
>food Food is a lot harder to smuggle than a fucking kitchen tool, a dog won't smell a pot. I'm asking about if your car pretty much gets disassembled.
Zachary Foster
Last week this happened.
Luckily he pitied me and let me cross since I only had 4 bags of white bread
Jaxon Ward
Making Mac and Cheese in the sink is basically a tradition here. What the fuck are you on about dumbass. This has been done way before 2017.
Keep your fucking sink clean and use soap .Nothing at all wrong with it faggot.
In Canada, the in store prices for Milk are so high they take a road trip to the United States and snuggle milk across the border. Once milk is placed on the shelf in the gorcery stores, hungry Canadians fill their carts up with as they as they can grab. youtu.be/Ea76Mqa_nxw
>soaking pasta in hot water for hours with a water heater or some some shit is cheaper than turning on a stove for maybe 20 minutes If you say it's not soaking pasta in hot water for hours then why the stove? Why not a big fucking pot on the stove? It's not like that's a deep sink. Fuck you.
>do you have a loicense to nick that bark? Holy shit you faggots are keked. >illegal Just go after dead trees that aren't very big, and don't do it broad daylight.
Jack Thomas
underage zoomer
Isaac Kelly
Canadian Air Force officer who raped and murdered a girl
If you're not the Polish user then man, if you think a laugh at your own expense is worth the whole world making fun of your country then it's no wonder people make fun of Canada for shit like this. Makes me wonder if you're a second gen chink driving around in a BMW talking shit about how horrible Canada is.
Luke Fisher
I'm going to start a YouTube series about the Canadian food crisis this week. The people need to know.
Connor King
Can one of you leafs explain to me how you cook something in a sink?
