/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Trump Card Edition

AWOO~

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NO

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who else /7%/ here?

awoo fellow fe(males)
we enjoying the shoah?

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1A8>all

If you don't know about the jews, watch that superb owl halftime niggardery

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Vegas is going to be full of body chalk tomorrow.

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Non Pozed Google Ad...
wut?

well to be honest, i never played music again
i can feel the music calling to me sometimes,
but knowing how bad it hurt me, I've put it past me.

look how mad these people are over a cartoon being ruined by a nigger lmaooooooooooo

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Anyone with a brain here ought to do that, but they're just watching it to make themselves angry over the (((commercials))).
Do I have to get a belt out, user?

>mfw this display is creating multiple
Hitlers

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Fuck Orange man, he betrayed his base

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One fucking time I watched niggerball in over a decade and it's the fucking punt bowl game.

3-0 I would feel cheated if I paid for a seat

Being mad with frens makes me happy

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? ?

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56

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You better have enlisted only after Trump was elected.
I don't know who would have been okay being a government dog back with Clinton, GW, or Obama as your master in chief.

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I was going to quote this but didn't, thanks for the actual image.

A fucking Colgate commercial is winning right now.

Really?

>Do I have to get a belt out

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That's Google subtly bidding for a piece of the JEDI contract for DoD IT outsourcing.
>hint: they won't get it
>DoD wants single vendor
>that means AWS

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Love that this Owl is so fucking dull...especially because that smug fucking boomer Jim Nantz has to preside over this lukewarm horseshit

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soundcloud + bandcamp

>still 3-0
lel

MAGA 2020 Confirmed!

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>Vegas is going to be full of body chalk tomorrow.
Tomorrow my ass, about an hour from now

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Hey, a first down.

i don't think i'll ever play again

Ours is not to question why
Ours is but to do or die
Gunho! Gunho! Gunho!

Really

Closing Las Vegas Odds:
Pats -135 (-2.5)
Rams +115
O/U 56.0

OH NO NO NO NO

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This ought to be a gif. The eagle's eyes ought to be flashing red, white, and blue.

REMINDER: This is what's going to happen to every blumpf supporter who doesn't kneel for the national anthem.

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what

>Ours is not to question why
>Ours is but to do or die
>Gunho! Gunho! Gunho!

Jesus Christ, how terrifying.

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>owl is dull
>everyone focuses on the propaganda instead of the futball

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lmao

Patriots to get 3 TD in the 4th

>third quarter
>3-0

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I only get angry together with frens on the Toonmai General. I'm going to get fooken mad now that SAO is coming back.

I got you fampai.

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I was pronouncing the title in Aramaic, which doesn't have the 'in' sound. The symbol wasn't silent, as it's the closest you can get using our alphabet - the full translation being Commander Am'persąņďChi'ef

Also FUCK this captcha and FUCK captcha people

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I always felt the World Cup was more exciting to discuss with Jow Forums compared to the Super Bowl.

Sauce is "We're Back!" in case anyone is interested

I didn't even notice it was half-time and it was already half time. Nothing changed since. Buzz wearing off.

NFL is staging an intervention
they're going to let the Rams score to liven up the game

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This is legit the most boring game I’ve seen

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Your face will be tanned.

How hard is it to join the military as a NEET with no job history or skills other than playing vidya and watching anime?

someone earlier said nothing would happen in the beginning and they were very correct.
I guess this drive is going to lead to a Rams TD

That's unfortunate. I hate that there's an industry that thrives on using artists like you up and then casting them aside when they don't want to play along.

how is that a score in niggerball? aren't td 6 points?

someone else knows what it is

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depends if you lie about your medical history or not

Sup

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>Exile target non-White human or mutant creature
>Put a Drain Counter on target Swamp. You control lands with Drain Counters. Lands with Drain Counters gain "T: Add one mana of any color."

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It's easy to root for or against a country, and their flags will be there to shitpost over. I can watch the WC/EC for this reason. But some random match between clubs I don't care about holds no interest for me.

They'll take literally anybody dude as long as you are healthy enough

you don't have to deal with record companies at all. you can self-publish and monetize your work all by yourself. i have a friend that does it. check out those websites and then watch youtube videos on how to promote your stuff.

you can play locally and point people to the places they can download your music

you won't survive the physical aspect of basic
otherwise it's easy to get in

They're half-assing it.

promise?

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is this really what you want

>World Cup
>Exciting
kek

Physically will be the hardest. Git gud before enlisting.

OH NO NO NO
THE PROGRAMMERS FORGOT HOW THEY PROGRAMMED THEIR NPCS

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I had a crush on the girl in the movie when I was a kid.

>knocked out of his hands

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whip me daddy
harder daddy

goff throws an ugly ass ball

>6 mana drop
literal shit don't stay on the field late game

that's very cute

while i am above you silly band plebeians i have to say i was particularly disgusted when i learned that even bar bands these days play to a recording and are just there for the image of having physical players, not to actually make music

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well at least i joined the army thanks to this bullshit, but yeah, I haven't played in years. I don't even know what i'd sound like these days lol.

SPLAT

just searched this. There are dozens of articles bitching about it already.

REDDIT BTFO

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This game is entirely just defensive lines beating the shit out of QBs.

It is political, forget the 0-0 scoreline

don't be a dick

>not fetching lands turns 1-3
I'm lmaoing @ your life

how old are you and what shape are you in? do you have a high school diploma?

Yo

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Jeskai? I feel like Trump would be Jund if anything.

i'm legitimately asking, how does a team get only 3 points?