/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Dark Roast Edition

#EatLikeAndy

>If creature named Fedora is in play, all creatures named Midnight Cat and Carl are moved to the graveyard for 3 days

>3-3
>4th quarter
Wow. What a contest.

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This, coffee was never great and it's still shit.

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Andy Warhol followed by Dylan... the absolute state.

had the alien gene

You've never seen the andy warhol eating a burger?

You don't know what an anxiety attack really means.

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Punch your face. It will take your mind off of it. unironically

I feel the Burger King commercial is a shot at reviewbruh.

The actor is literally supposed to be Warhol.

When is one of these niggers going to get hurt?

This is nice thread!

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I really like these

That’s actually Reviewbrah, feel old yet?

>four years
rookie numbers

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Just

I BLAME RODGER

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No.

ANYTHING HAPPEN TODAY? Just stopped watching Superb Owl, boring.

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>the actor
I’m not taking the bait.

>if artifact Northrop-Grumman F-14 is in play, Midnight Cat is immune to all negative effects
HIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY
TO
THE
DANGER ZONE

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Niggerodic table.

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I agree. I've been a NEET about 12 years.

Better fucking better not be.

for about two seconds there was a qt in armor on the screen
unironically the whitest and least-degenerate commercial

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>this is the drive that NE does effortlessly for a quick TD

here it comes

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Based

O/U IS 56.0 BOYS

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When Northam gets there, he had to moonwalk so it'll be a bit.

kek

You're still going to need a resume if you want to apply for work. Just fill in whatever you can (high school education, list of some stupid skills like Microsoft Office Suite), etc., and see what kind of garbage work you can get. Amazon Fulfillment centres, that kind of thing. If you're a young man there are plenty of shitty physical labour jobs out there that pay absolute garbage.

BRADY'S WAKING UP

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Try 30

are our guys winning?

>ANYTHING HAPPEN TODAY? Just stopped watching Superb Owl, boring.
its gonna get exciting in the last few minutes

>leaked documents show that president trump spends 2 thirds of his time doing nothing in particular

no wonder he's so popular with a certain demographic. Autist, NEET keyboard warriors feel vindicated.

Summoning digits for Pats victory

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it's tied

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PATS IN FG RANGE!! THEY'RE GONNA WIN IT!

HERE IT COMES

GROOOOOOOONK

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>can't actually raise a counterpoint
>better shitpost instead

Go back to your discord, Aerofaggot. We're enjoying watching you faggots kvetch about the Halftime Nogfest.

GRONK
GRONK
GRONK
GRONK

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>12 years a slave
>12 years a NEET
where is our holywood movie

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He brought """art""" to commercialization.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ejr9KBQzQPM

I haven't even been alive 30 years, I will catch up.

>dump all points now

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Giselle Bundchen is so fucking hot.

THAT FUCKING CATCH!!!!!!!!

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I meant anything political not handegg but thanks

Lobbed it.

TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS
IT BEGINS

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wtf is a touchdown?

Yup

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source

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AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME ON PATS ! MAGA MOTHERFUCKERS

ITS OOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>celebrating like that after 3 quarters of garbage time

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still a whole qt. to play, but probably. Brady's playing mad.

everyone is going crazy over a real touchdown about to happen

>YFWTPWTSO

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WHITE
POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!

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Beating the Rams with these clean, basic fucking plays. I love it.

You called it.

GRONK
GRONK
GRONK

Finally!

It's only wasted if you don't enjoy it; that's how time works.

why do they even play the 1st three quarters?

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NONONONO NO NO NO

>T: Search your Graveyard for a card named Mein Kampf. You may cast it this turn without paying its casting cost.

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agreed

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BTFO BUD LIGHT

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>9-3
>Patriots are going to win it again
>the left gets to be double-asshurt tomorrow because the HU-WYATT MAN's team won and their Nigtime Extravaganza didn't play some fucking SPENGBAB reference song

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REEEEE RACISM IN DRUMPF'S AMERICA!!!!!!!!! THE PATRIOTS ARE WHITE NATIONALIST!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sorry today is handegg watch commercials day

EVERYONE GRAB YOUR GEAR
THE MINES ARE OPEN

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>yfw the score is 24-3 Patriots

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*ahem*

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>drinking light beer at all

I've seen Brady pull a TD out of 56 seconds when he needed to. The Patriots can do whatever they need to on the field. I think Trump told them to make this superbowl intentionally boring to help kill the NFL.

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Why does Trump consume caffeine if he says no drugs whatsoever?

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