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Yea, they put a "white" Harrison Ford arguing with his dog.
Jewish male getting owned by a dog. His dog makes him pay his money.
i feel like you jsut want to yell at something
KEK WILLS IT
imagine willingly subjecting yourself to mental programming
>Super Bowl 53
>First touchdown after exactly 53 minutes
So is this rigged?
>look, even your hero han solo has to pay money cause he's stupid and he gets controlled by animals.
keep paying to the niggers we're sending you, cracker.
they snuck a white supremacist into the superb owl and i am literally shaking
Boston Terrier is best terrier
Here's a video of Gronkowski shooting a minigun.
Yes. The Superbowl has always been fixed.
Woah is this real?
Yes
Who the hell counts UP in American football, this isn't (faggy gay) European football...
Hmm, you aren't a ... faggot... are you, user?
A
It's been a rumour for years. They allegedly have courtrooms and jail cells in some stadiums, too.
ASMR with a mutt.
fuck..
What brand of rifle is that?
>ASMR shit
INTERCEPTED!!!!!!! GAME WINNING FIRST DOWN SOON!
Stephen Colbert looks different than usual, at least in the commercials. Maybe it's the lighting or makeup.
>so pure
mutt
the only way to clean that goblina ASMR out of my head is with a bullet
Shilling for women in the NFL or NCAA D1 Football is unironically a death sentence for every woman with an inflated ego.
Rams BTFO
WE NEED THE RAY RICE VIDEO TO SHOW US HOW STRONG WYMIN ARE!
Was that an ASMR commercial?!
yep they do. not many know this.
Who?
No fucking clue but I want it
1st down Clock runs down!!!! DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
nope, it was a goblin playing with the stereo function, like this was 1972 and she's Led Zepplin.
I am tired of the fucking jewing all the time.
Checked. Raven's running back who's wife nagged him so hard that he nigged up and punched her and knocked her out. Tried to pick her up and sneak her back to car, but was too late because camera in elevator.
Does deflating footballs make the guys run faster? Less air means a lighter football, which means less to carry, which means better acceleration and top speed.
Thanks user
shit is so fucking boring
Less than 3min till the goat gets his 6th ring
checked double devil. It was about the run game. Less likely to fumble easier grip.
checked and game winning first down. It's over
>less air makes a lighter football
You're brilliant, user.
Nathan Boomer lul
Bud light pushing their no corn syrup. It still tastes like shit piss off
truth. sportsball is so fucking dull
Watching in the uk on bbc1. The bbc don’t have adverts. They have a sjw bullshit and pedos, but no adverts.
I’m so glad I didn’t watch this garbage.
it doesn't even taste like piss.
it tastes like piss that was watered down.
Says the fucking faggot.
Romo is showing his thinking cap
calling a turnover to rams touchdown so they can milk it more
I feel like is right
Or you're a nigger and have never owned a dog.
Proof?
Interesting WaPo comercial.
the washington post can't even use the full frame of the TV...
Fake news commercial complete with windblown flag on the moon and anderson pooper
No white guy in frame, but he's an idiot anyway.
>first white guy, Queer CNN host
fuck...
>just when you thought it couldn't get any worse
>a literal commercial for fucking journalists
>wapo
paid for and organized by kikes
washington post ad could've been worse
>wp
>talking about darkness
Kek
Kashoggi literally exposed as a Qatari shill, they still show him.
Democracy dies in darkness.
Brought to you by The Washington Post.
I laughed.
Pray for more dead journalists
This.
Based
Washington Post just had a commercial honoring the guy who allegedly funneled money from Qatar to them.
4th down!
Remington xm2010
Are you surprised?
Just kick a field goal, and put the game out of reach
IT WILL BE BLOCKED?
KICK BLOCK INB4
IT's GOOD!
LA Needs their best nut plays and an onside kick!
Nope, 13-3 it’s over fuck boi
Does deflating the footballs allow for the ball to be kicked farther? Less air means it's lighter to kick.
Put Gronk on defense again so that leterals get a TD!
No, it works in the opposite way bud. Deflated means they don’t go as far.
How hard is Tom Brady going to fuck his supermodel wife when he gets home?
GG NIGGERS SUPER BOWL FOR THE SUPERIOR RACE!
Deflategate was a dumb scandal. You'd only deflate bass for the running game.
It’s over cucky
If you watch sports you are an emasculated cuckhold homosexual.
You worship low-IQ 'athletes' who are only good at one game because you have no masculine spirit. You are a permanent man-child, slurping up whatever shit authority puts in front of you just to fit in.
You probably masturbate constantly and have a cuck fetish.
Why don't you just slide the rest of the way down the slippery slope and hire some niggers to fuck your wife/girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have one because you're a fucking pussy cuck.
You guys can't into sarcasm.
>brothers dumb mutt gf in next room yelling at the niggerball match
>she is the only one who gives a fuck about niggerball
>everyone yells shut the fuck up everytime she says something
>she genuinely believes her cheers and words effect the match
Why are niggerball fans so retarded?
supermodel = 'leonardo decaprio doggie bag"
>Not running the nut play 1st.
checked
I like not having to think, `I wish I had those five hours back.'
fUck the nFl
gg, white man loses while white teams wins.
>I was only pretending to be retarded!!!
this is the truth
All spics behave like that when it comes to sport
believe me
God damn Rams. You could have atleast let me see an onside attempt.
WHITES WIN