The first man in Space was a Slavic Russian Man

lol

Jow Forums:
>Slavs are mongoloid non-Whites you can see it from their bone structure!
>Hah! Slavic countries are third world shitholes this proves Slavs are non-white!

ITT:
>What do you mean Slavs are non-white? Everybody on Jow Forums knows that Slavs are 100% Aryan whites like Germans nobody questions that

Believing in the ((moonlanding))

star cruiser ready

Such a shame their engineers didn't realize having a screen door was a shitty spaceship element. RIP

A team of German scientists sent Ivan to space

Uh, no. An African American was the first in space.

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>dios mio ..

I'm proud of this tovarisch

>Jow Forums is one person

you may be retarded seek help nincompoop.

>not being versed in the knowledge of the secret space program

Anons, I am disappointing.

Whiter than you, amerihmed.

Seriously
>first race to build a dyson sphere
>first race to make contact with aliens (bogdanoff)
>built Atlantis
>invented wormholes and HYPERSPACE

This is kinda like the kid who says "I kissed a girl", while his bully goes on to kiss her and then go all the way.

Fug, dis hondola is benis x-DDDD

99% of what you read here is one guy with a vpn

This. Post ww2 was “my german scientists are better than yours”. It turns out communism wasn’t good at going all the way

Wyz

Okay, technically still white so its okay.

Did you know niggers infight constantly over what shade their skin is? Darkies hate lighties & vice versa, the milk chocolateers hate both.
And did you know asians do virtually the same shit with geographics? It's almost like humans will always make some division regardless so they can feel superior to the rest. Inherently a fucking special snowflake species. Not only are we chosen & important & better than everything else as a whole, each of us is always fucking better than all the others.

Is the last person who crosses the finish line In a race better than the first person who crossed the finish line?

FPBP

Earth is flat and motionless. We live under a dome. Space is fake. That spacewalk was laughably fake.

WUZ

ROCKETMANS

Russia was created by a Germanic people. Russia means land of the Rus, Rus were a people from Sweden.

>Hey Slavs we'll shit on you non-stop and call you mongoloid non-Whites 99.9% of the time
>We'll consider you barely white when you actually beat us at scientific achievement so we can claim them as our own

Fuck off wh*tey. Slavs don't want to be wh*te. I feel disgusted even saying that word. I need to clean my tongue with some vodka brb

No hate brother..no more infighting

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Its more like they had an early lead but USA hit the finish line first

And then the koreans kicked your shit in. I know my history.

>Russia puts the first man in space
>B-b-but America hit the finish line first
All this coping and justification.

No but comparatively the US has and continues to win the space race. In other words the bully keeps plowin' ya girl.

The Russians also had no regard for human life. USA had their shit broadcasted to the world, yet they were still weeks behind. Weeks in the scheme of rocket launches is nothing. If you dont realize this youre a complete retard and probably a dog fucking Canadian.

And yet you'll never be her first.

/fpbp/ as always, this needs to be spread because it's true. Sorry to shatter your hopes and dreams of a space faring future. I wanted it too.

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Canadians are all faggots prove me wrong.

>the moon is the finish line
the absolute state of leafs
i guess in a way it will be for you because by the time humanity goes futher than literally the closest celestial body next to earth your "country" won't be around anymore

All of our best days & greatest innovations were spent under a German genius; look at the absolute state of fucking NASA on its own. Can't even reliably do their own fucking launches anymore.

Leaf genocide best day of my fucking life.

But did that Mongol have 6 superbowl rings?

Handegg that shit babby, gtfo suckas this America.
Next time any of you suckers dare even dream of riding up on America, yall better wake up from your sõyboy wetdream and apologize.
Just cause of this thread, I hope next time USA goes back to the moon with a crew, we take one of Bradys super bowl rings and put it up there on the moon, next to the good ol USA flag.

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>continues
You can't even leave the planet anymore kek

How many leafs have been in space. Riding someone else's rocket doesn't count.
You are correct. It's fucking zero.
Go fuck yourself, leaf.

The first man in space was a caveman abducted by aliens.

Appropriately, as pointed out, her first was a dog. The heavens is a dogfucker.

you're acting like a nigger, so I guess you aren't white. No serious loss

>For some strange reason thinking about the rumor of the failed moonshot they tried & missed, with its crew sailing out into space forever, helps me sleep at night.
Any serious truth to this rumor?

Good, he drunk himself to death,
Same as you will very shortly
>Shut the fuck up with hu-whit' shit, ruskies aren't white

Yeah because we actually cared about bringing our people back down again in one piece, as opposed to as a charred debris field smeared across a few hundred kilometres of Siberian wasteland

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Can we count onnone hand the amount of leafs that havent been total faggots? I think not. Im pretty sure the entire nation is comprised of faggots.

The rockets that got the retard there in the first place we're all designed and made by Germanic people

N SHEEIT!

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Im pretty sure Canadian past times arent hockey or anything. Pretty sure they pass the time by fucking each other in the ass.

Rate my whiteness, I'm Russian

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Probably not. Seems to have originated in some episode of an old ass TV show, & been written well enough to use other rumors that turned out to be more legitimate. Could still be possible given how fucking tight lipped about everything they were.

>First Dogs
>Then Monkeys
>Then Slavs
>Then Humans
Had to be sure.

I hope you mean space is void. the absence of anything tangible, absence of energy.

That man set the fucking bar for what it means to be a bro. Went because he fucking knew it'd be Yuri if he didn't. Knew full well it was suicide.
I don't give a fuck who you are, you're an absolute faggot if you don't respect him for it.

Kek! F for Laika btw ...

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Pic related space shuttle Columbia reentering Earth's atmosphere.

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> hehehe, those Russians just don't give a fuck about human life, unlike us, enlightened white Aryans.
- b-but Russian lost 3 times less cosmonauts in accidents than US lost astronauts.
spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts114/fdf/fatalities.html
> screeching intensifies

>Waaah, why wasn't it a nigger
Justin would of sent a nigger Muslim woman
Russians be racists

Slavs merely returned to space, we are only visitors on Earth. We crashed here in 5-6th century and spread throught eastern and central Europe. Our goal was always to return Home and in all our history we strived to return Home.

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Fpbp. This is literally what they used to teach the moon looked like

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Slaves are white tho...

That was Soyuz 1 nigger, long after Yuri flew on Vostok 1.

>sent a nigger Muslim woman

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>Slavs merely returned to space, we are only visitors on Earth. We crashed here in 5-6th century and spread throught eastern and central Europe. Our goal was always to return Home and in all our history we strived to return Home.
This is what I call Slav brain on Vodkanium.

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Nice; now compare # of missions vs number of casualties, like a someone who isn't just a faggot trying to win an argument would.

Should not have trusted the beaver's words ... his lips tell only lies.

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>long after
Yes, it was; doesn't change it was going to be Yuri instead if he didn't go.

The Russians took alot of risk and killed over a hundred Cosmonauts and ground workers. This was kept secret. Plus their N1 Moon rocket never made it into space.

It was actually a German during the third Reich, they will never disclose it becuz muh ebil nazis.
Screencap this

Soviet Disasters In Space

m.youtube.com/watch?v=D2e0BjbslwU

>The Russians took alot of risk and killed over a hundred Cosmonauts and ground workers. This was kept secret. Plus their N1 Moon rocket never made it into space.
Soviet Union suffered a lot of missile failures that resulted in huge huge explosions.

We should all thank God that the Russians never went ahead with their insane nuclear propulsion rockets.

i still go to space from time to time

u mad german boi?

in a capitalist view.

that thing looks real scary

blue eyes = white

This is weird af. Shot down?
May explain why the Shuttle and Moon return programs were put on hold.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJCUeQuVJ5Y

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don't believe in reaching for the stars. it is basically machinery. who cares about machines. something tells me that space was just never to be discovered because of it infinite light years distance. truth or not. it makes no sense.

planets are basically motionless. are stupid fuck.

Space shuttle:
-134 missions
-14 fatalities
Soyuz:
-140 missions
-4 fatalities

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The first Saturn Vs almost failed due to harmonic vibrations in the fuel system causing stress fracturing and even an engine shutdown. NASA was very lucky.

We are humanity. Doing crazy shit for no good reason is our way of life.

I laughed at this

Actually the first men in space were taken there by pleidians sometime around 20,000 BC but I digress

they even burned these three fellas on earth
this is a murder

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The Kievan Rus were descended from vikings... Rus... probably why they were such prolific explorers even into space... Neil Armstrong was from a border reiver family. the border reivers also had a large stock of viking antecedents

Wrong, the only human lineage that was truly from space were the Solutreans who died off in the YD event.