AUS/POL/ - L8 NITE EDITION

Evening lads.

>$100,000 in donations quarantined amid NSW Labor corruption probe
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-04/chinese-donations-to-nsw-labor-examined-icac/10636610

>Rex Patrick to push for cotton export ban to raise plight of Murray-Darling
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/feb/04/rex-patrick-to-push-for-cotton-export-ban-to-raise-plight-of-murray-darling

>Australian building approvals tank again
businessinsider.com.au/australian-building-approvals-tank-again-2019-2

>Australian job ads fell 1.7% in Jan: ANZ
news.com.au/finance/business/breaking-news/australian-job-ads-fell-17-in-jan-anz/news-story/e48d09172042d08e9787ed71a748478a

>Australia's banks offer mea culpa ahead of royal commission report
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/feb/04/australias-banks-offer-mea-culpa-ahead-of-royal-commission-report

>Banking sector 'dishonest', scathing final royal commission report finds
sbs.com.au/news/banking-sector-dishonest-scathing-final-royal-commission-report-finds

>Banking royal commission report takes axe to sales culture in finance
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-04/banking-royal-commission-report/10777170

>Banking royal commission’s bombshell report: The key recommendations
news.com.au/finance/business/banking/banking-royal-commissions-bombshell-report-the-key-recommendations/news-story/b3b501a25a3c4b76bbd789c6912dded5


>ABC NEWS LIVE [WATCH] ROYAL COMMISSION EDITION [WATCH]
youtube.com/watch?v=VkGyWSaa-s4

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Other urls found in this thread:

change.org/p/dr-kirstin-ferguson-deplatform-anti-male-activist-clementine-ford-from-our-national-broadcaster-the-abc
heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/abc-throws-liferaft-to-foulmouthed-clementine/news-story/e3ed7c8b9f107aecf754cf36073a787b
youtube.com/watch?v=7FPDJCvNFXU
archive.homeaffairs.gov.au/trav/work/work/skills-assessment-and-assessing-authorities/skilled-occupations-lists/combined-stsol-mltssl
politicalcompass.org/aus2016
baka.com.au/business/companies/up-to-half-of-chinese-buyers-leave-apartments-vacant-20170822-gy1n5p.html
abc.net.au/news/science/2018-12-07/encryption-bill-australian-technology-industry-fuming-mad/10589962
baka.com.au/
youtu.be/9ppnwu5hEEI
youtu.be/DTtETj3MtzA
youtu.be/JfAYyZoVy5o
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Just wanked, feeling good again.

Nioce

REEEEeE

sign & share lads & ladettes

change.org/p/dr-kirstin-ferguson-deplatform-anti-male-activist-clementine-ford-from-our-national-broadcaster-the-abc

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>feeling good again.
oh really? LOOK AT THIS FACE!

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Story? What happened here? Should I know this chick?

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daily reminder that

>skilled immigrants are neither cultural genocide nor a problem
>the war on drugs is failing and weed should be legalised for a multitude of benefits that can actively be demonstrated in pioneering states and countries that have already done so and are currently reaping these benefits
>our house of representatives and senate are full of mongoloid and dogmatic fuckwits, some of whom were elected with a matter of votes in the hundreds or less
>government surveillance is not your friend and the recent encryption act is the most backwards and draconian legislation of it's kind in the entire world, and no one batted an eye
>we need the real NBN, not murdoch/liberal parties bullshit plan
>labor and liberal are both part of the right wing political sphere and a vote for either of them is a guarantee that nothing good happens to our country for the forseeable future
>arguing on Jow Forums is an actual waste of time because when you bring facts and figures into it you're met with ad hom and other fallacies by people who don't even read the post or attempt to justify their own beliefs in any way whatsoever
>scott morrison is a religious fundamentalist and should be mocked and ridiculed for being tony abbot on steroids
>bill shorten is a limp dicked pencilneck who has no interest in fixing the country but instead appeasing his union overlords

I'm probably missing something else but i'm done for now. Go nuts.

>pic slightly related we are of course heading towards dystopia.

>go to Jow Forums and look for /cyb/ and /sec/ generals, git educated.

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Hey newfag

heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/abc-throws-liferaft-to-foulmouthed-clementine/news-story/e3ed7c8b9f107aecf754cf36073a787b

youtube.com/watch?v=7FPDJCvNFXU

i would honestly fuck clementine ford

I agree with you on all those points except the first. Immigration is a problem, even 'skilled' immigration.

even if you are blind I imagine the smell would be pretty bad

I'd fuck her with a baseball bat. She's ugly, ginger, and has horselike gap teeth.

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>bill shorten is a limp dicked pencilneck who has no interest in fixing the country but instead appeasing his union overlords

This guy is set to be our next PM

This. Also fuck boomers

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>skilled immigrants are neither cultural genocide nor a problem
god forbid we miss out on those...
>looks at paper
naturopaths and...
>looks again
ancient chinese medicine experts?

>Newfag.
Not following the news about some feminist cunt now qualifies as being a newfag.

>Labor and libs both right wing
timallengrunt.3gp

Anyone else here currently getting JUSTed on night shift?

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>fuck boomers
Oh yeah, I'll second that as well, bunch of pricks

That's right, newfag
>imagine the smell
no thanx

>arguing on Jow Forums is an actual waste of time because when you bring facts and figures into it you're met with ad hom and other fallacies by people who don't even read the post or attempt to justify their own beliefs in any way whatsoever
The fuck are you doing here then, faggot?

archive.homeaffairs.gov.au/trav/work/work/skills-assessment-and-assessing-authorities/skilled-occupations-lists/combined-stsol-mltssl

naturopath is but one of hundreds of eligible careers, cmon bruh, we both know that a grand total of three people specifically applied for this career whilst migrating.

We're getting far more scientists, computer scientists, physicists, mathematicians. What the fuck do you think chinks and pajeets do? (protip, they're not getting skilled work visas for driving taxis)

politicalcompass.org/aus2016
see pic related

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wasting my motherfucking time.

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>What the fuck do you think chinks and pajeets do?
Take our jobs, clog up the housing market, congest the motorways, strain our crippled infrastructure.....
The government ought spent more time and money training up Aussies to fill these positions, rather than take the easy option of population replacement.

>We're getting far more scientists, computer scientists, physicists, mathematicians.
all of those could, and should, be trained domestically out of the australian student pool, not brought in from overseas. what will happen once china starts swinging it's dick around and india pulls back to fix up it's own problems? do you expect to see american coders skipping over the american tech industry to come here, or american engineers skipping over the american aerospace industry to work at austal or boeing australia?

>(protip, they're not getting skilled work visas for driving taxis)
no, they're being brought in on family visas or violating the terms of their study visas. all visas need to be cut, not just work ones.

This guy gets it

>take our jobs
Absolutely not. Skilled migrants are often sanctioned by companies that require a higher-than-entry-level skillset, which is why they are offered visas in the first place. The reason why australians are not getting these jobs is a flaw in the education system here, coupled with the absolute retardation of the general population who use high-school and university as a social conditioning crash course and rarely ever progress to develop the skills needed to "take our jobs". Overwhelmingly, it is Australian born citizens that are filling up bottom-feeder positions such as retail assistants, night clerks, stock fillers etc.

>clog up the housing market
depends what you mean. They don't reside in the houses but are snapping up real estate left right and centre. IDK, the problem again lies in the average australian's ability to earn an income that justifies purchasing a house in the first place... blame the boomers, literally australia's fault again. Wages have not gone up but housing prices have risen astronomically.

baka.com.au/business/companies/up-to-half-of-chinese-buyers-leave-apartments-vacant-20170822-gy1n5p.html

>congest the motorways and strain our crippled infrastructure
as discussed in the previous thread which i'm sure you won't bother to find or look through, migrations account for roughly .75% of australia's entire population of 25million at a total of almost 190000 a year, the vast majority of which are skilled migrants.

>The government ought spent more time and money training up Aussies to fill these positions, rather than take the easy option of population replacement.

yes, they should but the problem is majority of australian students do not care or are mentally incapable of striving towards these positions, a failing of the government but also of australia's culture in general. Not the fault of the migrants to be honest.

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>do you expect to see american coders skipping over the american tech industry to come here, or american engineers skipping over the american aerospace industry to work at austal or boeing australia?


absolutely not, see >government surveillance is not your friend and the recent encryption act is the most backwards and draconian legislation of it's kind in the entire world, and no one batted an eye

instead I expect a further exodus of skilled labor from our country leaving us with a brain drain as a result of these laws, which has been echoed by the sentiment of the tech industry already in several articles found regarding the issue, let me go find one now.

abc.net.au/news/science/2018-12-07/encryption-bill-australian-technology-industry-fuming-mad/10589962

>Like Mr Jones, she suggested it could now be more difficult for Australian technology companies to sell their products overseas.

"Something is either secure or it just isn't, and giving the keys to the government is not something that makes your business easy to sell to customers," she said.

tl;dr don't vote for labor or liberal, and write your local parliament members of every single party telling them why this is retarded if you actually care.

>yes, they should but the problem is majority of australian students do not care or are mentally incapable of striving towards these positions, a failing of the government but also of australia's culture in general. Not the fault of the migrants to be honest.
i hope you know that if we can't blame the migrants, we're going to blame people like you since none of us asked for this in the first place.
i'm not even going to comment on all of the different insults you gave to the australian people, or the fact that the reason they're like that is because of the policies that people like you (probably just you actually, we have a few labor members here) promote.

>absolutely not
yeah mate you can't call all australians lazy idiots and then turn around and tell us we need more migrants while also claiming that we should do better (without offering any ways to fix it).
go fuck yourself.

Why are you shilling how great (((migrants))) are? I am betting you're either one yourself or some boomer that is benefiting from employing third worlders on a third world tier wage

>flaw

>The reason why australians are not getting these jobs is a flaw in the education system here
you are a fucking dumb cunt and a compulsive liar.
> Overwhelmingly, it is Australian born citizens that are filling up bottom-feeder positions such as retail assistants, night clerks, stock fillers etc.
hahahah. have a guess how i know you're a rat eating gook?

>austrarian too stupid for good job
wanna know how I know you're a chink?

I insult the australian people because they deserve it, we have been ass backwards drinking the koolaid for 30 years, at least my entire lifespan.

the culture that you have raised on and raised to believe in no longer exists, and whilst you have been molded by your peers and your families (and the howard era government) to believe that the scapegoats of immigration are the root cause of the failings of our education system (amongst many other problems)

It's like you're mad at a car crash that's happening without realising that it happened a long fucking time ago.

>tell us we need more migrants

You are misconstruing what I'm saying entirely. At what point did I ever say that we need MORE migrants. I said that migration was not our problem, and the scale of migrants that have joined the population of Australia and "clogged up our roads n took er jerbs" is absolutely miniscule and the blame once again lies squarely on the vast majority of australians who have been here and were born here and not migrated and have similarly been drinking the koolaid their entire lives.

Let's talk numbers again for a sec. .75% of our entire population is represented in the number of migrants per year, on average, as quoted with hard statistics in the last thread, dig it up and find the links cos i can no longer be fucked.

.75% of 25 million is 190000, roughly.

Are you trying to tell me that 190000 people are fucking this entire thing up for everyone else?

No, they are absolutely not. Immigration is a scapegoat issue, you need to realise that politicians have been raping your parents minds with this shit for 60 years. This is how indoctrination works. You're jerking eachother off saying based and redpilled but you are so literally unaware of the truth of the matter that it pains me to try and educate you otherwise. Fuck.

>The reason why australians are not getting these jobs is a flaw in the education system here, coupled with the absolute retardation of the general population who use high-school and university as a social conditioning crash course and rarely ever progress to develop the skills needed to "take our jobs". Overwhelmingly, it is Australian born citizens that are filling up bottom-feeder positions such as retail assistants, night clerks, stock fillers etc.
Agreed

>snapping up real estate left right and centre
Exactly, helping to perpetuate the housing bubble and locking out regular everyday Aussies.

>They don't reside in the houses
Thats absolute bullshit, mate and you know it. They clog up the rental market, bigly

>baka.com.au/
You're a newfag, ain't ya...

> migrations account for roughly .75% of australia's entire population
I read it as you posted it, faggot. Its a bullshit cherry picked statistic. Like someone else pointed out, what's the figure of people that are first or second gen here in Aus? Fucking huge number.

>yes, they should but the problem is majority of australian students do not care or are mentally incapable of striving towards these positions, a failing of the government but also of australia's culture in general.
Agreed

Also that political compass image is laughable. Right where the greens are sitting is where I fall, greens are much further left.

> exposed as a gook
> confirms
shocking! compulsive lying gooks pretending to be australians? imagine our shock!

>australians who have been here and were born here and not migrated and have similarly been drinking the koolaid their entire lives.
1. what qualifies someone as an australian
2. how many "australians" of english/german/dutch/european descent who immigrated here prior to 1900 are in australia
3. how many "australians" of african/chinese/south american/middle eastern descent who immigrated here after 1960 are there in australia
4. how many "australians" of african/chinese/south american/middle eastern descent who immigrated here prior to 1900 are there in australia

He's got a little dick, too.

you might be mistaking that for a clitoris.

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so much cope it's insane, you fucking morons.

As mentioned in last thread, celtic aryan heritage, dating back and verified to 12 generations english scottish.

I'm just way smarter than you, and that fact hurts us both.

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Fuck chinks and fuck Indians

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The cunt can't even pronounce tirade.
LMFAO.

Anal, hard and with DeepHeat for lube.

faggot

you know that would burn the fuck out of your dick?

These are never before seen levels of onions!

Bahahahahaha

Have you ever seen a vagina?

clown races

>Anal, hard and with DeepHeat for lube.
Gloved fist.

so youre a prematurely balding brainlet who thinks hes hot shit for acting smart and begging to be doxxed

forgot picture of those clown races, fucking Indians and chinks

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>Anal, hard and with DeepHeat for lube
top kek

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As if I wouldnt be wearing at least 2 frangers anyway.

Australia is ours now cumskin faggots

中国万岁

Assuming this isn't a larp why would you post a picture of yourself when you look like that, yikes. You talked about being in pain before, best solution to that is to kys poofter

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yeah but it would get your balls. I put deep heat on my legs once and the fumes burnt the fuck out of my balls and dick

Ad hominem (Latin for "to the person"[1]), short for argumentum ad hominem, is a fallacious argumentative strategy whereby genuine discussion of the topic at hand is avoided by instead attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person making the argument, or persons associated with the argument, rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself.

>permanently balding
Except i have a full head of hair, going on almost shoulder length. Extra points for you, retard.

>ever seen a vagina

yeah, your mothers. How's she doing.

Signed. Fuck that cunt.

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>shoulder length hair

I’ll take a Big Mac, no pickles

I'm out until you fuckwits decide to address the points at hand with anything that resembles an actual argument. You try so hard to blame chinks and pajeets without realising that you are the problem.

.75% of the population is not a cherry picked statistic, every year, .75% of the entire population is supplemented by migrants, the majority of whom are skilled. This is probably dwarfed by the rate of birth, because your western sydney, mum-at-16 families keep breeding and filling up public schools with pieces of shit like you who treat it as a popularity contest, fuck around the entire way through, and never put any actual intellectual effort into anything.

laters.

>on Jow Forums
>going on about ad hominem

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>so much cope it's insane, you fucking morons.
>ever seen a vagina
yeah, your mothers. How's she doing.
>Ad hominem (Latin for "to the person"[1]), short for argumentum ad hominem, is a fallacious argumentative strategy whereby genuine discussion of the topic at hand is avoided by instead attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person making the argument, or persons associated with the argument, rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself.

Nice copypasta faggot. Not as smart as you think you are, buddy.
>Jow Forums lives rent free in your mind
Please, continue with your shilling, it's giving us all a good kek

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Faggot, something like 40% of the population is first or second gen. Your stat is completely cherry picked and you're the one not addressing the point.

Tell me, why do you possess so much white guilt? Why do you hate yourself and this country?

Should get you doxxed cunt so someone can find you and straighten you out.

15 bucks, little man, put that shit, in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh, my jungle love.

oh eee oh eee oh.

youtu.be/9ppnwu5hEEI

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YES DO NOT VOTE FOR MAJOR PARTIES.

>straighten you out

I'd cut your fucking head off.

>dox
Go ahead and try.

>why do you possess so much white guilt

because i have to share my race with mouth breathing fuckheads like yourself.

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i would just kill her. probably with some kind of really nasty poison. then again maybe she is a really nice person IRL.

Bahahaha you wish, faggot. I would quite easily stomp your face in

you kind of end up doing it in the house of reps because of preferences. only really have a choice in the senate

post a picture of yourself and let the public arena be the judge, pussy. Your move.

why would any sane person post a picture of themselves on the internet?

No englishman has a face the poinient with a nose that large. Its not in our genetics son

AAHAHAHAHAHA. GET BACK INTO THE FUCKING OVEN, KIKE.

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i'm not exactly sane.
youtu.be/DTtETj3MtzA

>I'd cut your fucking head off.

By the look of you I don't think you could even rip a paper bag in half kek

>because i have to share my race with mouth breathing fuckheads like yourself.

No, you're quite clearly a kike

no shit

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>I don't think you could even rip a paper bag in half kek
even if the bag was wet, already had a slight rip in it and flashing sign saying "RIP HERE, KIKE" - he'd still fail.

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>>arguing on Jow Forums is an actual waste of time because when you bring facts and figures into it you're met with ad hom and other fallacies by people who don't even read the post or attempt to justify their own beliefs in any way whatsoever

wow, i just can't believe this entire thread, I knew exactly how it was going to turn out.

~FIN

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Told you, faggot
t. boxing and bjj for 6 years

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no face pic because you are deep down still absolutely riddled with insecurities about your intellectual capacity, cultural heritage and future prospects.

Nice dick.

you can number all the boxes you know? in fact you don't need to number them all for it to be a valid vote.

Bahahahaha I'm not the dumb cunt thats gonna get doxxed now, am I?...

I could literally break your arm and put you to sleep in less than 30 seconds.

You can’t stop my 5G

do you understand how preferential voting works?

your martial arts ain't shit on the street faggot.

yes you vote in the order of your preference.

Then they cross off all your choices till they get to a major party. Put libs 4 lab 5? Then it's going to be counted as a vote for libs eventually.

and I could literally take a 30cm kitchen knife and cut your carotid artery with very little effort... what is your point?

You think your fagjutsu is going to stop a maniac?

Think again.

When you see one, better start running.

youtu.be/JfAYyZoVy5o

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>your martial arts ain't shit on the street faggot.
>assumes I've never been in a street fight before
Haha you faggots are pathetic

>(protip, they're not getting skilled work visas for driving taxis)

This is a lot of bullshit, as a Uber driver I spend my nights trying to not trip over the fuckers, they aren't doing skilled labor, they're running all the food places, security and taxi's.

"Skilled" labor is a scam by Baby Boomers to replace their children in the workplace.

Anyone notice that we never had a "skilled" labor problem 20 years ago?