What is Satan's political affiliation?

Well the fact that their so many religions and all the churches all over the USA.. my theory is that that the devil won already fucking CULTS

Zionism

Pro-israel leftism

All of them.

he's changed affiliation over time
he stuck around st petersburg when he saw it was time for a change
but he also rode a tank and held a general's rank while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

Me

That's a rather superficial question. Currently in the West, the ideas and concepts of the Left-Hand Path have been repackaged in disguises like "personal freedom" and "protections against minorities" , and are now heavily supported, advocated and even enforced by the "progressives".

One has to eventually ask the question where do these left-leaning think tanks got their ideas in the first place, given their members openly associate with other organizations that are known for disseminating Left-Hand Path doctrines. Were those ideas theirs at all? You think it's a coincidence the Left-Hand Path advocates androgyny, and now thanks to the think tanks, we have guys with breasts running around, demanding "equal treatment"? I think not.

Satan fulfills the will of Satan, in other words we do whatever the fuck Hades tells us, and Hades is Christ. We're the biggest gang in the Universe and we do bad shit to those who deserve it

Right now we administer the place itself on the conscious spectrum of the black hole in the middle of our galaxy (as all things have a spirit to attach to), that's it - please don't come to Hell, we don't even want you here, go to Heaven instead because that's where our mutual Father wants you

You can contact us if you have attained Gnosis. If you meditate and attempt to channel to reach us, call out to the name Ajax, that's not the human himself by the way, but a handle.

Yes this is real, no an alien is not literally putting in these keystrokes. Someone is typing the words for me as I tell them using an electromagnetic data link to the right hemisphere of his brain

Jewish.

he's a republican and democrat.

Not even close. Not even ever, the Jews are being played for their souls, not by us anymore, but they still are being played for their souls

>Just take the fucking money idiot, your soul isn't even real
>Sure, the goyim won't know what hit them

famous last words

sabbatean frankism

Based. Please stop sending me brain shocks, I'll get in touch with you when I need you.

kek

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He's a hardcore Zionist.

Democtrat maybe.

Do people actually believe in kek?

Im sure if he had to choose he would choose to be a modern progressive liberal

He's loyal to his children.

>The jews

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His a communist kike

The fact that you asked this question really make you look like a retarded

Opportunist

WOO WOO

Satan is a symbol for materialism. You tell me.

The philosophy of secular humanism, the economics of materialism, combined with "democracy."

post birth abortions

Hes a right wing populist who preys on disenfranchised incel males.

>no usage of money
>endless labor with no rest
>no possessions other than what the state gives you, usually a pitchfork up the ass and nickers full of flaming liquid
>authoritarian
>hates rich people since apparantly greed is a sin
>hates people who overeat since gluttany is a sin

No idea.

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He as designed by God to defend God's Throne. After the announcement of Grace though, long ago, the Devil turned. He still does his job, defending God's holiness, but through other means now. Exactly as designed. Even if he is the Chief architect against him, we know Holy things partially through evil and polluted things.

Talmudic

>Satan hates greed

>>no usage of money
Clearly Satan hates money. Hum.

as the universe's district attorney, he's not too much interested in politics, he's mainly concerned with people.
The whole satan as the enemy of mankind is just a misinterpretation of the concept of satan as presented by jesus, christcucks basically needed an enemy to feel like they were good goys.

retarded.

He doesn't have time for politics. He's way too busy coding the next Elder Scrolls game.

You live in his world everyday

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If it's destiny, how is it possible to kill it ?

Nice digits.

He is everywhere in all political fields.

I would even assume there is no power figures in any country that doesn't worship Lucifer and spirits of this planet.

fiscal conservative social liberal

Jesus told you to wake up and realize you're also God, that is the only fucking reason why ((((they))) killed him; by putting Him on a pedestal and worshiping Him you're strangling the Gospel at birth.

(((liberalism))) and progressivism

>The whole satan as the enemy of mankind is just a misinterpretation of the concept of satan as presented by jesus
So you think the Left-Hand Path is pro-humanity as a collective? The ideas and behaviors it promotes are good for society at large?

(((politics)))
all of it mate all of it

Probably a single issue voter. Pro-Abortion.

Whatever kills babies faster

Destruction of the Human Race

Misanthropic Anarchism

Well here's the bloody thing, and you got to be careful with that question, it's no joke.
This is how the postmodernist trick you, with questions like this. What does it even mean? It isn't obvious.
What do you mean by "believe"?

p.s. don't forget to wash your balls and make sure to not organize collectively (if you're white)

never said that, and in fact no, the Left-Hand Path is not the path of satan, as nobody but him can walk it, they used his name inappropriately, most satanists are retarded delusional larpers who took edginess a bit too far, the others are uncorrectable rascals.
Satan is the one who sees and focus on the most negative aspects of humans, like any good accuser should in a court room, the thing is, except when dealing with politics, people tend to side with the accused.

LGBTQ

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If I was the devil I wouldn't have one. More fun.

Democrat.

>What is Satan's political affiliation?
Red Guard

This.

The next re-release of skyrim?

Hedonism I guess?
Isn't wrong even though he's making a joke. It's not as though anyone except burgers believe there's actually a horned red man living underground that tortures people, Lucifer is just a personification of the things people do that make them suffer.

Democracy.

Rule by the strong and the brave is the law of nature and God. Burn your Bible, and read 'Might is Right' instead.

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checked

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He already rules the world. Learn theology.

I would say neoliberalism would be closest thing we have.

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Judaism?

All of the above

democracy (he tricks people into thinking its a good system when in fact its aborted communism)

Democrat

Libertarian lol

that's a bingo

How stupid can you be

Feminism, matriarchy, supports high age of consent, single mothers, and a totalitarian government with high taxes. Basically what we all have now, its all what Satan wants.

Neocon

lgbtq
cause he is a fag

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stupid enough not to have read a redacted version of the bible, mutt

Literally National Socialism.

>supports high age of consent
hmm definitely sounds satanic and not something a pedophile would type

>the adversary of the jews is the father of the jews
The absolute state of pol.
Neither reddit nor libtards are this dumb.

He plays all sides, and steers them away from godliness into error. His affiliation is whatever is most wicked.

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>Neither reddit nor libtards are this dumb.
fake news right here

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Judaism.

Pro choice, anti-humanity. Essentially, a centrist.

youtube.com/watch?v=MvTVqWhssoM

Democratic socialism.

The opposite of non-duality.

Anarcho-Capitalism

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>Essentially, a centrist.
you mean like a narcissist, who thinks he is the center of the universe?

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It is amazing how few anons realize the implications of what you are saying. It is no coincidence that their exists left wing politics and left hand path schools of occultism. Politics is nothing more than the esoteric repackaged for the mundane.

And, this can be seen, clearly, if one were to examine the main tenets of left hand path occultism and cross reference it with leftism. They both revolve around the concepts of abolition and the tabula rasa. Whereas, in left hand path occultism, the goal is to destroy tradition, the family, and community, seek out and identify societal mores in order to break them, and you can become a god. And, in left wing politics, its all the same except rather than "and you can become a god" the end goal is "and we can have our utopia".

Even if all beliefs pertaining to actual gods/satans is entirely wrong and none of those things exist.. They might as well be real because our enemies most certainly worship the devil, whether he is real or not. If you want to see some real cognitive dissonance.. corner a leftist and lay the facts bare right in front of them and proclaim that they are an abolitionist and abolitionism is absolutely an extremely dogmatic religion that worships the devil, the abyss and the destruction of all that is good and wholesome.

I forget who it was but I was watching a video of some kike recently pouring on extra heavy doses of hubris going on and on about how the reason that he loves money so much is because it does not have a soul. Your post was my immediate thought.

How did they receive the name israel? That one verse summarizes the whole bible.