Stupid shit Yuropoors and others say or do that make Americans laugh

Get dabbed on by fucking birds...repeatedly.

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I occasionally wear jeans, that's it.

I don't lie with nothing if all my wardrobe is full with all kind of brands and in garage I have an Audi A7 while 90% of your americans dress weirdly and unaesthetic with shit from ghost brands from thriftshops and drives some shitty cars like toyota prius.If I would come to USA everybody would think Im damn rich while I'm just middle class

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adidas > nike

That picture looks like the kids that get free lunches decided to go to the dance to stand in the corner.

and one of those "kids" is capable to flood your neighborhood with his money and beat you,your friends and family at once lmao

I never buy german if I can help it

All this projection look at this insecure faggit

come to Balkans if you think this is all projection

I thought Romanians walk around naked in the dirt carrying sticks like Africoons

don't confuse us with your abo bulls

You're right about the hot sauce, but that's about it.

Also I only know one person irl who has an iPhone and he's a musician who only bought it because something about audio processing latency.
Apparently android phones are shit at processing audio in real-time.

Hahaha fuck off Gyppo. Nobody wants to listen to you’re irrelevant bullshit.

Just because you have 5 million Romaniabucks, that works out to be about 20 cents regular money. So you aren’t rich, you’re just a greasy gypsy fuck that Hitler should have finished off when he had the chance.

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no sticks yet

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This is EXACTLY what I was talking about!
Rmania is so fucking poor that they make Alabama took rich.
Yet here is this Romanian>If I could afford to fly to America my warehouse shoes, cheap jeans, and polyester jackets would fool people that spend more on hair care products than I earn that I am RICH!!! Wait until I spend 100 euros! They'll faint!
Fucking HILARIOUS!!!

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Choke on my dick with all your family,you have no right to opinion since your shithole lost a war to fucking emus and now gets colonized by Chinks

No you don't. You love our superior industry.

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Average Romanian take-home salary per month, in US dollars
>$630
That is less than an average American living in a city spends on eating is restaurants each month.
That is, very literally, pocket money in the US.
And you think Americans would think you're rich???
HILARIOUS

Don't try to insult me with what you dress.

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Be USAian, literally your whole existence has manifested because europeans decided to colonize the world. "Lul europoors, copying us" Well shit, we created you. Though it's given that EU is a piece of shit organization and europe is kinda fucked for now

That's a renn faire
people go there in odd and stupid clothing on purpose. that is like thinking a picture of a costume party means all people wear masks. Or that because of Comic con everyone in America dresses like superheroes

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the great irony is USA is an abortion of europe and somehow we far exceeded you guys in every respect. We are more european than europeans (or were before the great muttization). Our lack of history is why our culture was subverted so easily tho. EU is a joke though theres 100% chance that shit breaks up. You guys have no idea how to form a union

Most Americans are too poor to leave the Americas, so we know thats a lie

Euros like to squeeze themselves into tight fitting clothes and pretend they're not fat.
Europe is like a trip to Walmart.

European infighting and lack of resources are the biggest reason why USA is better than europe now days

>The French are literally gook tier, as in North Korea.
wut ?

First things first:

1.Basic income and basic living conditions are way higher in the US vs Romania, fact

2. Moving into neighborhood and beating all of us. HOW MANY WAR VETERANS HAS ROMANIA? WE, THE US HAVE BEEN AT WAR ALMOST CONSTANTLY SINCE WE BECAME A REPUBLIC. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A VIETNAM VETERAN(tunnel crawler) OR A VETERAN FROM AFGANISTAN, IRAQ ETC. CAN DO TO YOU OR ANY OF YOU

BTFO, you are out of your league
Almost all of us have guns and mixed martial arts are maybe the highest in the US than anywhere else.

Youtube gathers statistics on what you frogs watch, NO ENGLISH anything. All other countries are somewhat looking out of their corner, but no France.

It's on www.charts.youtube.com I think.

Shut up fag, I’m from your own country and know it’s a shithole with nothing of value

I used to work some Romanian software devs. They made 60-70k € a year, the cost of living is so low there they lived like people making 150-200k here in Southern California.

>this is what amerimutts actually believe
stay in your shit country yankee.

> all my clothes and car are more expensive than anything you have
Probably true. But all the stuff I have is still of the same quality. Haha.

You Jews are just made because you're losing control of our population. If whites immigrate here from Europe by chance, you know you're fucked.

cringe amerisharts are racist scum

Cool story, bro. Tell it again

Jow Forums has made me hate americans more than I thought physically possible.

Ahahahahahahah

> amerisharts are racist
Um yea? It's the only chance we have at survival.
And we have become a VERY racist nation with the tribes dividing up into our groups. Even the white people. Such as it should be.
Such as it always was.

I don't give poor countries much thought until the time comes to join ethnically white countries.

Retards like you make me hope every American dies

Maybe some of us lives in shitty commie blocks,but in interior of those commie blocks people have whatever they want and most of the stuff is pretty expensive and good brand,you can't win too much there,that's why many of us runs to west to work there,poorest can go with a 5k euro car and we get back with at least 15k euro car back,I can say people can manage to buy some good brand and expensive clothes and get decent looks.

Lol no one here would think you were rich. Europeans (especially Eastern Europeans) dress likes clowns. You would be laughed out of most bars in America. Our pioneer/cowboy ethos rightfully marks you all as the faggots you are. Just because you overpay for some ill-fitting Express jeans and a Hugo Boss graphic tee doesn't make you cool or respectable it makes you an idiot.

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Anglos are much worse but they’ve somewhat retained their own culture. It’s a strange phenomena, partially because they’ve both influenced each other.

go back to plebbit you insufferable potato nigger

there is no way that guy's shirt is comfortable

Go die for Israel, shill.

You're what's called "nigga rich" here

Don't you have an IMF loan to default on?

>2. Moving into neighborhood and beating all of us. HOW MANY WAR VETERANS HAS ROMANIA? WE, THE US HAVE BEEN AT WAR ALMOST CONSTANTLY SINCE WE BECAME A REPUBLIC. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A VIETNAM VETERAN(tunnel crawler) OR A VETERAN FROM AFGANISTAN, IRAQ ETC. CAN DO TO YOU OR ANY OF YOU
Yes possible,you're not the only ones that have tons of war veterans,we also had been sending overseas troops and we had mandatory military service till 2007 I think,after that we also have a lot of mercenaries that served for the French Foreign Legion,many of us had a tough life and full of fights since we were small kids and we were forced by our parents to practice combat sports,let's don't forget about the high number of gang members and former prisoners and life there in prison is not like in US having gay romantic shit behind bars,there are fights every single day and our gangsters are not some skinny niggers that runs in a low rider with mac 10 and waves it everywhere they go,they are like pic related,they don't need weapons to do their jobs.

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That's westfaggotry
Actual YuroPOOR from non-western Europe that doesn't have the oil money to squat all day and still get to live
>wearing cheap cotton shirts from the local version of Lowe's
>has Vietnamese / Turkish / [poorest region of his own country] cuisine takeout for lunch
>puts Tartar sauce {it's NOT French, culture-appropriating westcuck faggots) or Kremser mustard (westcucks don't even have a name for it beyond based Austria) on his food
>huawei or xiaomi full of local rap and rock evolutions, lyrics mock western copycats
>"He's just a Frenchman's scanner copying niggers all day"
>reruns of MacGyver and Red Dwarf, Mexican and Turkish telenovellas
>his favorite native movie director made a supreme parody, a downright mockery of the Westerns and the American Dream (Lemonade Joe)
>is too busy to log into anything; kids get a local alternative where they can be dumb fucks
>Americans have no culture

I'm the odd one out, but then again, I'm only home on vacation

No.And even so the money was used here, not in Israel.

You said *you* would.
Remember?
C'mon; a flight from Bucharest to New York is only 2,349 Romanian Leu.
See you tomorrow?

>>puts hot sauce on his food
You think that's an American invention?
It was the Indonesians who taught us how to eat spicy food.

Lol Alex stfu u make u look hideous

Lemonade Joe was an awesome film, DESU.

Then sing some fado about your 10% unemployment rate and massive trade deficit before your sister emigrates to the UK to be a nanny

And if you came here we would think you're a raver from the 1990's.

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Shit Americans do that makes the world laugh:
>most obese society in the world
>have to pay 20k for having a baby
>10 days payed leave
>worship people who died 300 years ago
>most mass shootings in the world
>can't point out countries on a world map
>aren't white

U must be some low iq mafia kid, dude... stfu

Also
>muh jews
>muh blakk dikk
>muh thicc latinas

Only the Americans could be such a wimp that they can't preserve they culture and lineage when it's being assailed.
Try having the very right to speak your father's language be taken from you and STILL survive centuries as a culture. Try being subjugated (after admittedly playing your cards like an idiot) for one fucking thousand years (1,000) and STILL remain a genetically-distinct people.

But blame jewish propaganda. By all means. Cuck

Look at this moron
>spicy chilies are native to the Americas; the use of high heat was exported to the rest of the world as part of the Columbian Exchange
>The spicy food of Asia, etc. is derived from adopting American spices. Even paprika is originally from the Americas
>Hot Sauce was invented in the US in the early 19th century and was unknown even in nations that adopted the chili pepper until late in the 19th century
You learned from the Indonesians that got it from the Chinese who got it from the fucking British (!) who got it from American colonists that got it from Mexico
5th hand spices,
and hot sauce is American

fucking filters

Average american doesn't even need to know how many states there are in USA, much less what's happening on the other side of the world.

da sunt si care ar fi problema?ce te ofensezi asa tare ca o pizda mica ce esti ca zic adevarul despre tara asta?astia ni-s oamenii si e destul de bine

what i posted was a 90s pic

Adidas = White
Nike = Nigger

It might be native South American.
But it certainly isn't Usasian.

>most obese society in the world
that's actually the Pacific Islanders, then Belize, and some of the Middle East. the US is 18th
>have to pay 20k for having a baby
Only if you are uninsured, and if you are then it is waived.
>10 days payed leave
15 plus holidays, personal days, and sick days
>worship people who died 300 years
that's Mormons ago
>most mass shootings in the world
Norway, Finland, Switzerland, and Russia all outpace the US on mass shootings per capita.
>can't point out countries on a world map
Neither can you
>aren't white
depends on which Americans

Belgian education, everyone!!

That's a relief.

I blame no one, I'm just mocking you for being an idiot.

So you can't read, either
North American and hot sauce specifically is American.

>stupid shit Americans do that make Europeans laugh.

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its only the world wars that are to blame. Murrica was a shithole before ww1, then it monetized greatly on the war in Europe, and then it monetized much greater on ww2. After the fall of the Soviet Union, the US becomes the only superpower, and US monetized on it even more.
America basically did absolutely nothing to gain that much infleunce, it only became powerful due to Europe being drenched in blood and suffering from instability. If you stay out of conflict, while selling guns like a shill to your "allies" so that these "allies" would go and kill each other, you are obviously going to get very rich and powerful. There is no merit to it, its just being an ocean away from any outside threat, while using this ocean for trade and offensive wars with shithole countries that would give you more trade/oil.

Stupid mutt

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I love my Mercedes car, it's the most reliable car I have ever owned. Poorfag burgers get trolled pretty hard with your Volkswagens though, kek

dying for israel is a national sport, they don't get it bc brainded hah

>wearing jeans at all
Grow up already

America is vast, is flanked by two large oceans, has relatively weak/peaceful neighbor=rs, and incredible natural resources combined with a large, well-educated population.
Of course it is rich. it is astounding it isn't *richer*.
Hell, in just 2016 over 400,000 more Americans became self-made millionaires (meaning they inherited less than $50k and are worth over $1 million *not* counting their primary home).
But that isn't what the thread is about.

with all those people, resources, and wealth America obviously has multiple internal cultures

Learn proportions

Ha LOL wooohoooweeeehahahaha

Your benz was almost certainly made in Alabama, you know

>they all had their hair trimmed with clippers by their mother

damn bro.
I wear express jeans/chinos, dress shirts, sunglasses, dress shoes, and gold jewelry all the time.
:-(

Is that Tony Soprano lower left LOL hawooohooohahaha

Tony Soprano lower left ha

>"men" wearing white pants.
tasteless faggot niggers

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The world wars are not the reason USA is a rich. It made the military industrial complex a lot of money, but they are rich simply because they are the luckiest country when it comes to geography, natural resources and arable land. They have it all.

cum and blood soaked rags handed down from father to son? hows that 77 volvo doin? much sawdust in the carb? stupid fucking backwoods 3rd world shitholer

go prep more bulls nigel

a mouthful of migrant cum and u will be

nice pic? which ones r the power bottoms in ur faggot pic?