/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CAPITALISM ISTO BLAME EDITION

boomers shitting up /ptg/ as always

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East vs West map updated.

Who wins?

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Why isn't Hillary in jail? What went so wrong?

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AWOO!

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every day you earn your nomenclature anew

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TAKE THAT, DRUMPFITES

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How are the treatments going?

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remember to report this nigger for spam

very well

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The U.S has a serious weakness being attached to such a carefree and dying society like Canadas'. Who openly lets muslims and other refugee brands to just shit on and morph their society.
Normally this wouldn't be a problem but the fact they become real citizens gives them real access to the U.S without so much as a second glance. Can't stress this enough.
The wall is a good start, but Canada is a dying ball of shit. The cancer needs to be exercised. We need two walls, and serious reforms.

Its absolutely silly any "Canadian" can just get in their car and drive across the border into the U.S and enjoy our goods and services so easily.
Why even have a border in the first place otherwise. These people are not our allies. They are not our friends. They work endlessly to undermine the U.S, much like other so called "allies". Canada is already a lost cause. The real reason the are increasing immigration even further is they know it will weak the U.S.
The NWO is quite lax about its current situation because they are fully aware a wall at the south is meaningless if you just have open borders at the north.

WHY IS TRUMP A LYING BITCH. TAX RETURNS ARE HIGHER THIS YEAR

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So this is what Northam's emergency meeting during the Super Bowl was all about...
What a shitfest.

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>301
>ISTO

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fuck off Fabian society cunt

Eat shit and die, faggot

My kinda guy!

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I try to reward anons who post relevant, on-topic articles and such by giving them the OP, instead of going around like a sperg demanding that they remain on-topic. I'm all about the carrot, not the stick. And also the carrot cake. That shit's delicious.

I cant do the one handed egg crack and split...im trying to learn though

Aliens see through your lies, jews.

how do i get my dad to express his love for me? is it shame? I thought parents love wasn't conditional

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Whoever doesn't support a (((bus driver))).

youtube.com/watch?v=_4javSsseS8

> took the egg pill
i see the light breaching the horizon... it hurts my eyes but knowing the true knowledge i know now i am ready to venture forth through this cruel world

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>jewish ID telling me to fuck off
opinion disregarded

What a dichotomy, really. A free market will surely create a system where there is little to no upward mobility at some point; at which point, the system will either fall or will recoil to save itself and the nation.
>some would argue that federal regulation could prevent this, some argue it will save itself.
>i don't want to be playing games with America

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What am I if I blame boomers ruining everything, capitalism, and millennials being lazy sacks of crap?

>just got back from Japan about a day ago
>i went there to teach a japanese teacher english for her class
>every fucking day like 10 times a day for 2 months it was just students running around during the morning and breaks going OHAYO OHAYO OHAYO OVER AND OVER AND FUCKING OVER
>like 15 minutes straight oh hearing nothing but OHAYO till your ears start to bleed
>had to pick up smoking just to calm my nerves after all that screeching
You guys haven't seen hell until you get an entire school of Japanese kids saying good morning to each and every single person and their voices would combine into a frequency that sounds like nails on a chalk board. Good god am I glad to be back.

absolutely based

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youtu.be/bHJg6nJbL-k

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So... it will burn on arrival, right? Deploy as dust on Moon?

a fathers love is more distant than a mothers

Practice practice practice, user. It's all muscle memory. I used to not be able to do it one handed, now I can do 2 in each hand. But that comes from cracking a gross of eggs into 5-gallon buckets every day for years. You'll get there.

>eggs are dairy
this revelation has shattered my sanity and I sink into the void. Man was not meant to know such mysteries of creation

my nigger

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>But that comes from cracking a gross of eggs into 5-gallon buckets every day for years.
Dear god why?

fascinating

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unironically based

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It'll slingshot around the moon and into the sun; Moon will be #110

FUCK
>THE ALIENS ARE GUNNA GET JOOD, TOO

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What's even the point of this?

>contrarian

That's all I need to know.

i know it will take a while for y'all to appreciate my level of genius but it will come eventually

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>MAKE THE WORLD STOP CHANGING!!!!
It is... inevitable. I am merely advancing the hands of the clock just a bit. Before it is all too late.

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This is a movement
The march rightward doesnt stop with trump

WHY ARE THERE NO LONGER MANNED MISSIONS TO THE MOON?!? WHY HAS THE TECHNOLOGY GONE BACKWARDS?!? WHY DID NASA DELETE THE ORIGIONAL FOOTAGE AND TELEMETRY DATA?!? HOW DID THEIR CAMERAS WORK IN THE EXTREAM ENVIRONMENT OF THE MOON?!? HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO BROADCAST FROM THE MOON WITH ONLY A FOUR MINUTE DELAY?!? WE WILL NEVER BREAK THROUGH OUR FIRMAMENT UNTIL WE CAN FREELY QUESTION THESE JEWISH LIES!!!!

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I worked at a fried chicken joint for a while. Had to make a shit ton of egg wash every morning. To say nothing of the 2-ounce portion cups of ranch and blue cheese I had to fill. Literally hundreds of thousands, one at a time.

Some states pay more taxes because they lost deductions, I'm mexican and I even know that.

>we are putting dreams in the spaceship
>holocaust is just a dream
Oy vey how antisemetic.

Demons vs aliens who wins?

>What's even the point of this?
If there is life elsewhere in the universe, they too must be guilted by the eternal kike.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I'M SORRY I MADE FUN OF THE MIDWEST AND POLAR VORTEX

MAKE IT STOP NOW

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But there are 6 gorillion ashes on the Moon already, did they forget?

>t. a woman constantly on her period

>MUH EGGCELERATIONISTS!!!

Why are asians like a race of demon people?

Kek. It's the one thing I hate about going to authentic Japanese places. The moment a customer steps in they basically scream "Irashaemase"; it's very jarring if you're trying to have a conversation.

Also, why were you teaching a Japanese teacher English for 2 months, instead of just going and teaching Japanese? Was this some kind of volunteer stint?

publicity. I have my name on some satellite via a similar thing

>implying they aren't one in the same.

That's about 350 grams of protein right there.

Teaching English, rather.

Wow i bet you are super good at it by now

What was that, an exhibition? You need emotional content.

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NO :DDDDD
t. Kitsap

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I doubt aliens can understand our languages

>I have my name on some satellite
The John Gulbonni-7, in geosynchronous orbit above that Russian figure skater's house

>they are phoning home

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>EGGCELERATIONISTS
The Day of the Broken Yolk approaches.

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thats too damn nuanced it has to be one fucking thing for the boomers to understand

tfw aliens are gay

>the anal probing ayy lmaos were demons all along

lel. Ironically, Zorndyke's whole goal is to accelerate things so much that he starts the next global war, but with humans vs cute fish girls. And sharkmen and giant sentient sperm whales.

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Speak for yourself, Paco.

>WaPo doesn't do honest journali-

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Watch out for the Chinks from British Chinkafornia.

>unholy unclean beasts of the pit enjoy sodomy
Come on, it's so fucking obvious!

My boss just said for me to stay home and be comfy so sometimes being a frozen wagie is okay.

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Hehee!
I love you /ptg/!
We're going to have lots of fun today!
I sure do hope that the kikes and leftists get rekted at the SOTUA tomorrow.
Do you think the person giving the response is going to be even worse than drooling joe kennedy last year?

Im excited
Are you excited?

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That's my fetish.

gib obj plz coral, we air raid nex season

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White House Council of Economic Advisers Chair Kevin Hassett tells press pool shutdown should have little effect in economic data, expects GDP of 2-3%.

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>tfw you will put the yolkfags under the yoke

You're not gonna keep your eye on the thermometer.

Worry more about Californians tbqh

bet he wants to yell 'FAKE NEWS' pretty bad right now

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>mfw
I owe Mr. Jones an apology for calling him a crackpot all these years.

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We will not rest until they are all ripped from their shells and beaten!

>You're not gonna keep your eye on the thermometer.

user no, I'm watching the temperature very closely.

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