Been trying for kids for a while, no results

>been trying for kids for a while, no results
>get sperm tested a few weeks ago
>been so anxious since
>got a phone call this morning
>I'm infertile
>got back into bed, woke up just now, over 16 hours later
guess my life is over

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at least you have a wife

let me impregnate your wife and then you can raise your wife's child as your own

use a sperm donor. Cryos lets you look at their adult pictures now. pick a stable genius donor.

Try no fap, clean living and heavy weightlifting. Get tested again after a few months.

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Look at it this way OP. Now you don't have to worry about the child support jew.

meh! eat anything you need to get your balls healthy
its bioloical after all, so you can fix it (if you are still young)
>dont consume (eat, drink) anything touched by plastic because plastic softeners (female hormones) are contaminates it
>look up what minerals you need (zinc, etc.)
>do a lot of sports
>shower cold
>keeps balls always colder than the rest of the body
>dont carry and cellphones at/near your belt (electrosmog are killing semen too)
>fap from time to time to encourage sperm production

Sperm is made up of Protein, Fats, Zinc, and Copper. You've been eating a shitty diet all your life and now you're paying for it. Go get some supplements and try to fix this.

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No worries mate, you can always raise another mans child.
Weaker genetic lines are supposed to die off anyways, it's for the good of the species.

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Cool, you can have sex without having kids. If you think this is bad then kys.

how infertile? some guy told me its not a binary thing


jews did this with vaccines btw

This is your answer OP. Zinc will make you a new man.

You New Zealanders are such cucks! You might as well be a Brit.

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we warned you about veganism
why didn't you listen?

You will die with no children of your blood. Your line ends with you. You have no stake in this world anymore. You are free.

Look at your options to see what's possible. If nothing, look into adopting OR if you really want to then sperm donor.

Adopt a white kid. You won't be a slave to paternal love as much as your own biological child and you'll produce a great leader/warrior/whatever.

Think of the 5 good emperors in rome.

You can always adopt user. Cheerup!

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You might as well cut off your worthless cock and live the rest of your sad meaningless life as a tranny

>been trying for kids for a while, no results
>get sperm tested a few weeks ago

You need an egg also user

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get fucked OP. Hopefully your wife divorces you and has plentiful niglets.

>implying he wouldn't be raising another man's child even if he weren't infertile

Go get an asian gf no need to settle for a white bitch anymore

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Are you actually azoospermic? If not just get IVF. It’s kind of hard to be infertile in the modern day.

This

In the future they will be able to use your DNA to impregnate a woman in vitro. Cheer up bud, itll be alright

Took me over a year. There are things you can do.

B12 and cbd oil

stop white genocide, adopt south african baby.

>Rip chances of having kids
>Reap having a fuller wallet and less stress lines

Just have a strong proud negro impregnate your wife and you can pay for and raise the child.

Did they say why? Pre-existing condition or just sperm degradation? Because there are steps you can take for the later, but forementioned may or may not be fixable.

>It’s kind of hard to be infertile in the modern day.
The modern day is even more dysgenic than when the church enabled every man to have his own wife

post proofs of results or gtfo

did the name of the guy who tested you end in 'berg', 'stein', or 'heimer'?

So no IVF? Does OP have literally no sperm or is it just too low to conceive naturally?

you might still be able to get IVF if your sperm are just lazy retards who cant swim properly they can inject it directly into your wifes ovum for you, unless you're such a soiboi your sperm are dead on arrival or not even there or something

haha funny huh??

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>implying this wouldn't happen even if he weren't infertile

I don't normally say this, but that's gotta be a tranny.

Even infertile males can still have babies user just don't fap for 3 days and fucking pp every goddamn cell of your balls into her like your life depended on it.

Unironically this
Best of luck, OP

Kys also dont worry I had double the replacement white kids on his behalf.

What about "in vitro fertilisation"? My friend was almost infertile but after like 6 or 8 attempts of IVF they made it.

stop holding wireless game controllers/cell phones/laptops near your testicles all day faget

This, who would want to give up decades and hundreds of thousands to raise kids.

>You will die with no children of your blood. Your line ends with you. You have no stake in this world anymore. You are free.
that really doesn't matter. what matters is producing a productive, useful human, not a human that is 'related' to you, that's how animals think. Humans should see the big picture. Any human you raise will be very similar to you genetically anyway.

My boy is smilling again,so proud

Pray to Jesus. Even the impossible is no sweat to him. Deep down you know I'm right. You just have to admit it to yourself. God speed user.

This, don't give up yet user

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>This, who would want to give up decades and hundreds of thousands to raise kids.

All of your enemies

Why don't you take a bold step and be the first in your whole genetic lineage to refuse to have children?

Your wife is going to leave you or cuck you 100%. The word "infertile" destroys all your worth as a man. She will never look at you the same.
The moment you tell her, all love and attraction for you will flip off like a switch in her lizard brain and she will immediately start looking at other men as potential new mates