What tf am I looking at

a 5" clit

I tried to find pictures of Michelle Obama in a swimsuit/bikini, there are zero pictures of her with any kind of camel toe, what I see here is a moose knuckle. There are no pictures of her pregnant. What does this mean? It means that for 8 years we had a faggot POTUS and a tranny FLOTUS. and to top it off Jared Kushner is our current kike POTUS, I'm losing the MAGA energy I had in 2016 guys. Halp

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This is how you appeal to women:
+ Music with a dance beat
+ Dancing
+ Lots of facial expressions

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how do you appeal to a man dressed up as a woman with two fake daughters and also gay married to the POTUS?

KFC

checked, Breast, Drums or Thighs? Original or Extrra Crispy?

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michael is actually the father of the younger daughter

So those are Michelle's balls right?

idk guys this looks like a swinging set of balls, they look bigger than mine

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Balls wouldnt swing from such a small movement

benis

incredible. when you realize what your government is capable of, it makes living feel so unreal, like this is some kind of crazy fucking world where up is down and 2 + 2 = 5. what the fuck anons

checked

tits or gtfo. I have a ballsack and I can confirm that my balls swing freely when I move my hips

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cartoon world confirmed

btw, that GIF is a very small part of the video, look up the video online he was actually swinging his entire pelvis

fuck off newfag

GOD plz nuke

Nigga that's literally a ballsack. Quit lying to yourself.

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I've been here since 2005, leaf. shouldn't you be looking for fire wood and foraging for roadkill

That... that’s a penis.

wtf I hate America now

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stage 2 floss disorder.

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>what tf am I looking at
A dyke surrounded by idiots.

>I've been here since 2005
>that's why I tried to bump my own thread 4 times in a row less than 1 minute apart
well then

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checked

can you show me a picture of a pussy with lips so big they would make an imprint on your pants several inches away?

I wanted my post to stay on the main page to get eyes on the balls dude.

No

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That 'dick' is too high

It's pretty simple.
Either she has a dick and balls or she's the biggest roastie in existence with like ~4-5 inch curtains.

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>he thinks he can rapidbump his own thread
>he doesn't use the catalogue
>he's not a newfag

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It looks like two little testicles, but they're in the wrong place.

>There are no pictures of her pregnant. What does this mean?
it means that it's only in the past few years that people have had access to cheap digital cameras and felt it necessary to take pictures of themselves every two fucking minutes for the world to gawp at

I’d bum her if she is a trap

>what tf am I looking at
You know exactly what you are looking at.

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>bump my own thread
go back to whatever shithole you came from, fucking faggot.

MICHAELS BIG BLACK DONGER

discord trannies should be roped, and beaten like pinatas

You are looking at a nigger and a dyke tango.

the some it all up, the fall of western civilization into obscurity and irrelevance

I have been using Jow Forums longer than you faggots are probably alive, but yeah keep sperging out because I use it differently than you, epic le troll

boners

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