The Bug Mobile: Chinese electric cars are coming to the US and EU as cheap as $9,000

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>China already sells more electric vehicles than the rest of the world combined. One of the hottest categories in that list is “tiny cars.” These mini-vehicles can cost as little as $1,000 and, in China at least, you don’t even need a driver’s license to use them. The catch? Their top speed is less than 40 miles per hour, they run on cheap lead-acid batteries, and they have little to no crash protection.

>That’s not much of a concern for Chinese users, who are buying these low-speed electric vehicles (LSEVs) like hot cakes.

>Four-year-old electric vehicle maker Kaiyun Motors thinks that it can tempt Americans and Europeans to buy into the craze. “Mini-electric vehicles are more than enough to meet consumers’ daily needs,” Wang Chao, founder of Kaiyun, told Bloomberg (paywall). “There is a huge market out there around the world.”

>Kaiyun will start selling its “Pickman” electric pickup in the US, Germany, and Italy as soon as next month. The base Chinese model sells for 16,800 yuan ($2,500). The US version will start at $8,950, Fox News reports.

>These are not snazzy, high-end vehicles, and their marketing isn’t either. A promotional video for the Pickman features a young, hoodie-wearing Chinese narrator plainly explaining the car’s unique features. The pickup comes in six colors, boasts off-road capability, and can fit a “family of three,” according to the video. It has a range of 120 km (75 miles) on a single charge. The battery takes up to ten hours to charge. The Pickman’s top speed is 45 km per hour (28 miles per hour), and it has a payload capacity of 450 kg.

>For comparison, top-end electric cars like Tesla Model S can go for more than 480 km (300 miles) on a single charge, can fast charge lithium-ion batteries to 100% in 75 mins, and boast top speeds of 240 km per hour (150 miles per hour). The top model costs more than $90,000.

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Lmao this will sell about as well as the smart car. Look at that little death trap

I could buy a real car for 9 grand, not some golf cart.

It will also probably catch fire, loose a tire, leak battery acid, literally break apart or any combination of these things

So itd be like a german car.

>28 miles per hour
>capacity of 450 kg
enough for two americans to drive to their neighbor's home

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misspelling "lose" actually worked in this case. thats the first time ive ever seen that.

wouldn't be bad in special zones. but you have to decide - you can't have this type AND other types of cars on the same road. same with cars and bikes.

>45 km/h
not even if autobahn legal

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The chongmobile

>The US version will start at $8,950, Fox News reports.
You can buy a Mitsubishi Mirage for that and actually drive on the highway.

For 9000 i can get a corvette from the 90s, you can keep your gay ass wannabe truck

You break even in 5 years or so if you only drive that thing in town to shop and job. Even in fuggen Austria electric power is so cheap.

They actually have at least a decade of experience with electric vehicles. Electric powered scooters have been the norm for two-wheel transportation for a while now.

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>Chinese electric cars are coming to the US and EU as cheap as $9,000
>are coming
Just as I say with every "revolutionary" Chinese product that never seems to see the light of day, I'll believe it when I see it.

Hamber lynn!

> No doors
> Two seats
> Electric
> For the price of an ok used car
I guess, could find some niche use, but maybe they should have focused on small city cars.

>Not road legal
So basically I can buy cheap golf carts and Gators, nice.

Too bad American companies are too stupid to realize there's a market for this instead of forcing everyone to buy a 12k gator

>top speed is less than 40 miles per hour
>little to no crash protection
transports your ali express order AND solves overpopulation

For the 15 grand it will probably cost in canaderp, I could get a decent used car or truck, not a glorified golf cart.

>Sells for 2500
>US version set got 9000
Lol go fuck yourself insect people

>Kaiyun will start selling its “Pickman” electric pickup in the US, Germany, and Italy as soon as next month. The base Chinese model sells for 16,800 yuan ($2,500). The US version will start at $8,950, Fox News reports.

Overpriced Chinese shit.

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Elon Musk is one of the only straight white males in a position of economic power who isn't a certified cuck. His time is coming to an end.

>that piece of shit for 9k
what a steal

kek Americans don't even want sedans any more much less mini cars. That's why there have been so many layoffs and restructuring at Ford and GM. Everyone wants a compact suv. Chinks are retarded

Will literally not pass TÜV in germany.

To the fat americans:
The Tüv is a private organization that checks your car and the perfomance and the safety not only for the passengers but also for the other people on the road. If your car is literally held together by ducttape they will not allow it on the streets

>highest end revhead wet dream Tesla is only 90k
>low to mid range ones only 20k-ish
>Chong piece of shit that maxes out at 45mph is fucking ten grand

That’s why the model s is tanking. Thanks nigger musk. My shop is shutdown and I’m out of a job thanks to nigger boi musk

I can get a golf cart for $3,000

I got three legs for free from evolution

Lmao what the fuck

t. Boomer
Nobody cares about your cheap, plastic 90s shitbox

>9 grand
>cheap

seems handy if you live in the city and maybe want to go to the next town at most, perfect for European city dwellers

I get it, that China is about 1 billion people, many peasants and violent, animal-mutilating savages racing into modern civilization, and video cameras and the ability to transmit that video anywhere instantly is a thing. Still... How are there SO many mishaps... really, cartoonish mishaps, like a Tom & Jerry cartoon, not only captured on video but shared as well. Africa and South America produce outright snuff and horror, but China produces some quality "Final Destination meets Michael Bay" slapstick.

Seeing all these clips has ruined Hollywood special effects for me.

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>$9,000

Chinese are believers of "buy cheap, get cheap." Anyone who buys those cars deserves to get blown up by the batteries. They can't even make proper electric scooters without having them burst into flames. Those cars are more likely to blow up a city block than drive you to the grocers.

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Will flop, why the hell would I buy shit that costs 2500 in Mongolian throat singing currency when I can spend 14k and get a decent car. The incentive to buy this crap doesn't exist

Looks great for grocery and running errands.

>They can't even make proper electric scooters without having them burst into flames.
I think this one was a regular petrol one.

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One American grocery shopping.

Will be a hit on farms and in industrial parks, but won't be relevant outside of commercial applications and the occasional rich family using it as a suburban golf cart

>$8,950
That's what a toyota 4x4 used to sell for fram.

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it's a fugging golf cart

The woods will save you.

Share more chinkcrash pls

I didn't save the webM but some user posted one a few days ago of a guy and his daughter charging their electric scooter at home and the thing just burst into flames for literally no reason. The whole room engulfed in a fireball pretty funny.

Dat ass.

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Where's he going?

They can't be this retarded

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government won't let me have a modern version of this. everything I want is illegal

thats not cheap though. its actually overpriced for a shitty ULV

Underrated post, to be honest.

There no way these things become street legal unless they upgrade them a bit, which will raise the price point.

HAHA! I work in the auto repair business. We own 3 autobody repair shops and 1 mechanic shop. Honestly, I would never buy anything other than a Honda or Toyota ( also Subaru, Acura, Lexus ) Everything else is literally a massive piece of shit. The problems and issues ive seen are never ending especially from German cars. Don't get me wrong, id love a VW Alltrack with a license plate that says 1488 but its just not worth the agrivation and headache of the constant issues. They burn a quart of oil per gas tank starting after the 2nd oil change some times. No vehicle should eat that much oil. For how great German engineering is, I dont understand why they cant match Toyota or Hondas reliability.

Good idea but they could make them not look so gay

miles per hour
>>capacity of 450 kg

How is a muzzie supposed to akbar with something like that.

wow did they die

What about Hyundai?

the only reason i would need a car is to get to another city by traveling over a highway
i can't do that in this "car"
it might have a purpose as a small goods transport vehicle in a city
but within cities I've got my legs and a bike

>Share more chinkcrash pls
Here's another "Johnny Blaze morphs into Ghost Rider"

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21ts centuri pinto

50km of range incoming.

> electric scooter at home and the thing just burst into flames for literally no reason
I got the phone/tablet repair battery exploding for no reason one.

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so it’s a fucking golf cart reshaped as a car/truck? chink innovation everybody

I kind of want one of these for a farm truck. rip off the wheels, replace with treads.

>Toyota
'98 4Runner Limited
192,282 miles
~19 mpg for local stop and go
doesn't burn oil
daily driver

he pierced the battery

lol reminds me of the yugos that were sold in the US during the 80's. what happen to those, oh yah one got picked up by a gust of wind and blown off the machinac bridge. no more yugos in the US after that.

>more chinkcrash

>and, in China at least, you don’t even need a driver’s license to use them
Maybe after you lose your license for negligent driving, and you survive the carnage you caused, those horrible drivers will drive the Cuck Trucks.

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holy shit that rebar took those guys out

"having a metal object jammed in it" is a reason, user

...

>playing dr pimple popper with bulging batteries

More chinkcrash.

Just think, in a short time, we will have a WebM or a Chinese kid getting run over by one of those mini golf cart trucks. It will of course, be carrying something that is much larger and heavier than the vehicle was designed for, like

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it isnt new. neighborhood evs have been in usa since early 2000s wierd slow cars with lead acid batteries were popular in 2006/7 but they tendended to develop battery or electric problems. at that point people bought real cars and you can buy an 07 nev with shit batteries for maybe $1000 if they havent all been recycled

How the fuck did they not see that???

Do you think the Cuck Truck can do wheelies?

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>for no reason
He punctured the battery

rebar finds a way

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I got it. Thank you.

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I've always wanted a Yugo, this is as close as I will get.

these "cars" are rarely purchased by regular people in the USA but are either purchased by geezers in senior communities, or campus transport for the university or civic centers. anyone who wants to drive places can purchase a decent car for under $2500 and zip around as needed. you would have to be blind or retarded not to qualify for a license so they wouldn't have $10k for this nev and they couldn't drive it any better than a 96 crapola

Holy fuck, all those flying rebars.

These are Chinese cars, not Italian

Fug, that puts things into perspective. All the high vis vests and safety briefings in the world won't protect you for some retard launching a 30 foot wall of rebar at you

kek that little chink piece of shit is a deathtrap waiting to happen.

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to be fair if you only have 192k miles on a 98 car and your a daily driver, you're driving like a quarter of a mile a day.

I've got an 09 and it has over 160k miles on it.

>two

You do have a point there.

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>1982
>$5,998

In 2018 that would cost $15,607.67

He really needed to piss

the people whom will buy one are the same hipster faggots that buy "tiny houses"

I'd rather fucking walk than drive around in that shit. Complete bullshit.

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The Chinese need to stop stealing our ideas and our inventions to market and make knock-offs of our goods we made from scratch.

>28 miles per hour
>death trap
If Americans would just drive 30 miles an hour, vehicle fatalities would drop to a tiny fraction of what they are now. But people are “””too busy””” to drive slower.
Given the amount of time you spend stopped at red lights, it probably wouldn’t change drive times that much except on longer commutes.

Lived in China.
Bought a few of these
These are fucking awesome.

We have similar standards as well. There is no way these pass even the simplest crash test in US. The bug people don't value life so they could give a shit in China.

are we comparing shitboxes now?

>Honda
'05 Civic
~450km per full (42L) (traffic drive)
check engine light goes on and off periodically
190,000kms

wow

Europeans won't buy it, but Amerimutts will have a rush, they don't care about safety at all.
As I said many times, Amerimutt and Chinese are the same kind of creature.