Russian navy unveils new weapon that makes enemy hallucinate, vomit

That's some Red Alert shit

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>Two Russian naval vessels have been fitted with a defensive weapon, which, during testing, caused some subjects to hallucinate and vomit because of its disorientating effect.

>RIA Novosti, Russia’s domestic state news agency, reported that a Russian military contractor had begun supplying the navy with the weapon, a “visual optical interference” device, named Filin 5P-42. The weapon’s name "Filin" translates to "Eagle Owl" in English.

>The technology, which was developed to dazzle and incapacitate attackers, has been deployed on the Russian naval frigates Admiral Gorshkov and Admiral Kasatonov, according to a news release from Ruselectornics, which created the Filin system,

>MSN News reported that the weapon fires a beam, similar to a strobe light, which hinders the enemy's ability to see the ships. Weapon can also suppress night vision technology, laser targeting systems and anti-tank missiles up to a distance of more than 3 miles.

>Testing of the weapon found that volunteers who attempted to hit targets protected by the Filin with sniper rifles, assault weapons and machine guns all experienced difficulty with aiming. They were unable to see the target.

>Almost half of the test subjects, 45 percent, said they experienced dizziness, nausea and feelings of disorientation, according to RIA Novosti. A further 20 percent said they suffered hallucinations and described a “ball of light moving in front of the eyes.” The manufacturer has also claimed the device can temporarily blind attackers.

>Two further warships, currently under construction, are expected to be fitted with the device as well as the Gorshkov and the Kasatonov, which are currently patrolling the Arctic Ocean.

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Ruskies have been testing it on their own population for years. Its called chronic drinking lol.

Rosie O'donnell?

And everyone they tested this on probably has cancer now

I think I saw this movie

SAVIORS OF THE WHITE RACE

The us has had these for a while, but they are not that effective, known as "dazzlers". What is better is MMW used in the LRAD.

>"Ve are picking up enemy wessels on da radar Keptin"
>"Cyka Blyat!, Ensign fire up da visual optical interference device"
>"Aye Keptin, device Ecktivated"

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LSD isn't new lol

That was the best troll. Can you imagine how hard the Ruskies were laughing when they finally got Spain or whatever it was to refuse them to allow to refuel that thing on the way over?

>only if they know exactly where you are and can shine it directly into your eyes

so its gonna work 5-6% of the time?

You Jow Forums tards sure are shit ass retarded when it comes to military stuff

>new weapon that makes enemy hallucinate, vomit
Russia is behind America, yet again. That kind of weapon has existed in America for years, and the government uses it on it's own citizens.

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I imagine by that time they were incredibly seasick, high as an abo off the petrol fumes and running low on vodka rations.

It makes you hallucinate vomit?
The fog of war is flying stomach contents.

Well, they have better opsec than the US military, apparently. You'd think we'd have gotten some drunkass Russians posting the in-ship prices and how bad the horror really is.

Yeah, THAT shit is more like Red Alert stuff.

>Mfw when it's jsut a big screen that has 24/7 broadcast of Tranny surgeries.

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>OH NO SUPER SPOOPY RUSSIANS
give me a break

Useless shit. You don't need to see targets in modern naval engagements

>not that effective
USMCfag here we were issued green beam dazzlers on the platoon level, iirc my platoon had 3 of them. And we were explicitly ordered that they were to remain in their boxes and locked up with all the other ordnance which we were not allowed to ever touch without the direct permission of RCT-1 Actual (in other words a general had to order us to touch them before we were allowed to). Turns out they were so effective and had a high chance of permanently maiming the victim's eyes that it was decided that using them on anyone is close enough to violating the geneva convention provision on weapons intended to maim rather than kill that using them was expressly forbidden.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler_(weapon)

LMAO, Russkies use strobe lights to incapacitate enemies. Next they will blast euro music and spray them with alcohol and everyone can have a bombing party instead of a war.

FLIR is a cool one that had to get banned because it permanently blinded too many people

Russian navy unveils hillary clinton nudes they hacked.

this is just the latest iteration of the dazzler laser. The principle has been around for 30 + years now.

Assuming their 1985 era computers on the carrier are capable of generating any kind of wifi or internet signal. I guess when your opsec revolves around if the sailors are able to pick up a 3g signal if they can lean far enough over the side of the boat when it's close to shore and not fall overboard, it makes it much easier to keep information secure.

>Tactical krokodil

Just reading that made me hallucinate and vomit.

At first I doubted it it was really true that Russia was buying up all our NOS of Underwood mechanical typewriters to run their nuke rooms with. Now that I've seen a US nuke room lackey post pictures of spunking on the equipment, it seems more believable.

Don't TV's negate this as in, I dunno THE ENTIRE INTELLIGENCE POPULATION ON THE BOAT ???

>Oh but it's got a range of 3 miles
Nigga you let a warship come within 3 miles of your ass, either your radar ain't working or every nigger on your ship is already dead to do anything about it.
>Oh but it suppresses NVG's
As do lasers
>Oh but it makes people sick
SO DOES THE FUCKING SEA
>Oh but it can blind people
CITATION FUCKING NEEDED, besides blinding people is illegal in war (I know right?) so I have a hard time believing ANYTHING in this article. Even if EVERYTHING they said is true, it only has a range of 3 miles and would do more to alert people that you're there than a fucking cruise missile attack.

cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Microwave_tank

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>USMCfag here
*JROTCfag here
FTFY

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You mean they can project a picture of Hillary's ass? We're done for.

>MMW used in the LRAD

Wew we C&C now.

Yeah they're still running old 1970's IBM's and floppy disks in that shit. I guess if it works, it works. Really with China putting shit on the chips these days would you really want them to upgrade the Nuke computers?

aerosol vodka, the ultimate weapon of mass liver destruction

Russia stronk, with their lower GDP than Italy they will destroy NATO

I already want to vomit whenever I see a Russian.

HANG ON
Did the dumbass Russians just fuck up and admit they did this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havana_syndrome

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>Hallucinate and vomit
Prolly they're talking about cable TV turnig on wireless (as Tesla devised)

Fuck, Ruskie got Noise Marines?!
We really are living in warhammer now.

Some old dudes from my university once got this massive old thing used to control missile launches in case of MAD. They almost blew up one of the local transformers because that's how much power it needed to calculate an elaborate game of pong, and it was turned off left in a state where it thought all the humans were dead and the manual controls were disabled.

>believing RIA Novosti a single word
Are you retarded?

Must be hard on your dad.

They invented strobe light?

>usmc here
Literally the new equivalent of “femanon here” from people who think making such a statement warrants their posts anymore value, credibility or substance.

You’re a puppet who’ll fight oil wars at the drop of a dime as sanctioned by political/capitalist elites who’ll watch it play out on the news from the comfort of their multimillion dollar homes. Hopefully while your name is mentioned as a casualty from such wars.

But hey, thank you for your service champ!

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good use it on some ppl who deserve it, we are trying to avoid issues with you out of a burgeoning good nature

Wow, that changes everything. I'm sure all the NATO's missiles will vomit and feel nauseous and decide to turn around.
>Russia should get rid of Putin and all the corrupt pricks so it could join the EU and help us shit on the US and China alike

>oy vey capitalists
kek

>it immediately misfires on fellow russian sailors
>NATO naval personnel couldn't tell the difference between the weapons effects and Russians being themselves

>t. Edgy coward

>Not just creating a projection of something like tubgirl in the sky

I mean, that's all you have to do.

What if the enemy is already hallucinating and vomiting?

what do his motivations have anything to do with his knowledge on weapons?

lol @ all the triggered Mutts.

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>Russia should help us and do our job for us
>again
How about no.

Sounds humane to me, people pay for those experiences.

you have no idea how many of us are on her user. i discovered chan in an s2 shop in 2005 via an hero naval academy applied math intel officer on a siprnet in one the areas on camp p. dont be a faggot. we will kill you

A bottle of cough syrup is less than a fast food dinner in glorious capitalist America.

Jew ass kisser

>t. MEPs washout

Responsible recreational mind-expanding doesn't excuse from responsibilities.

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good job OP. have some faggotmod approved jew tits

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That's true. Fast food can be pretty mind-expanding. I went to a local McDs the other morning and I thought I went in prepared for what I was about to see, but it was next-level.

hurf we gonna kill you
75% of your forces would turn against you in a war against america kikel.

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You're completely full of shit.

yes

>being this triggered that the military exists
lol, you tell him, keyboard warrior

EVERYBODY RUN!

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So it's real after all

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So big strobe light... make ship hard to see in the dark? : o

Yet another russian weapon that only exists in dreams. Why not provide evidence russia?

Incorrect. The wiring diagrams were spotty. Once you tie in a big boy transformer it turns out you're lucky if you find out where in the system an ad hoc fusible link might be lurking.

You might have seen that transformer yard in NYC zap itself for minutes on end the other month.

Vodka is neither new nor strictly speaking a weapon.

>p. dont be a faggot. we will kill you
don't make me call over those vietnamese ladies from the manicure parlor, pussy ass faggot.

Apparently, some insect is to blame for that.

Hey future Marine poolee, one big reason the green dazzlers got pulled is that Marines kept lasing each other. D'oh.

wired.com/2009/03/dont-lase-me-br/

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is vomit guns for real Hahahaha Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>vodka
>not absinthe

mang

I see Russians already have 5G technology implemented on their war ships.

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hot

>Russians posting the in-ship prices

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kek

Dazzler weapons are pretty old tech
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler_(weapon)

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youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I don't doubt that old military computers can pull a lot of power. VAXen for example are basically big space heaters. This, however, is crap:

>Some old dudes from my university once got this massive old thing used to control missile launches in case of MAD.
>it was turned off left in a state where it thought all the humans were dead and the manual controls were disabled.

Yeah, no. El bullshitto of the highest caliber.

Well, Zhirinovski did say they had capability to put entire west coast to sleep (permanently and peacefully). Years ago.

No one buys his shit, well no one did until they started take over Ukraine - which he also claimed years before it happened.

Other Zhirinovski claims:

Japan quakes are caused by Russian seismic weapons to shut down claims to Kuril islands.

Trump was pumped artificially to retaliate for western takeover of Ukraine.

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You're a coward too. You can call me a jew ass kisser all you want, I know its bullshit, but in your heart you know that you are, in fact, a coward.

flaggot
southeast asia is full irish penant haired earthquake worshipping no sanctity of life accepting malnourished chinese cess receptacle jungle ferrets. way less than our alpha-keratin primping slaves among conus

>Believing anything that russia "unveils"
You fucking spastics are more wary and paranoid of your own governments than you are of a corrupt oligarchy headed by a fucking ex-KGB member.

LMAO, probably trying to cover up a nuclear reactor crashing down on the ship or something. Pussy nation

Is it possible those weapons summon demons?

No one is a bigger pussy than Latvia.
Truly the most spinless nation on the planet. I am surprised you haven't been blacked yet.

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> Latvia

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>Japan quakes are caused by Russian seismic weapons to shut down claims to Kuril islands.
Japan is in tectonic plate crossroad.

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