Imagine if you put Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler in the same room. You lock the door. Let the wacky hijinx ensue.
Imagine if you put Karl Marx and Adolf Hitler in the same room. You lock the door. Let the wacky hijinx ensue
Jordan James
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Kevin Gonzalez
that cat looks like it wants to yell HEY DONNIE and cry on twitter
Jose White
A Conversation Between These Two Men Would Be Fascinating
Sebastian James
beat me to it
>YO LIL DONNIE I JUST SHIT OUTSIDE OF MY LITTER BOX AND GOT SOME ON MY PAW
Kevin Ross
Ayo Lil donnie?
Noah Butler
imagine putting stalin and hitler, stalin would rip hitler appart
Nicholas Wood
HEY LITTLE DONNY I JUST ATE MY OWN CUM AND THEN I CALLED ONE OF YOUR SUPPORTERS ON THE PHONE GUESS YOU FEEL PRETTY DUMB NOW HUH DONNY
Adam Gutierrez
They would get along just fine. Hitler was a controlled opposition kike. Look at Germany now lol. Just like other c.o. kikes, he vanish without a trace...just like obl and jesus and many more
James Nguyen
Cat looks like that son of anarchy actor man.
Lincoln Wilson
Whoa, my cat looks almost like that
Logan Watson
Hitler would whoop Stalin's ass bro. Stalin is known for being frail and poor of health.
Hitler was a tweaker who ran hundreds of miles during WW1 delivering letters.
Easton Jones
Can we throw you in as well, Ron?
Lincoln Phillips
Where did you find the Ron Perlman cat?
Asher Gray
Justin Nguyen
I feel sorry for the cat having to look like that albino cave nigger
Samuel Baker
I found it on a Ron Pearlman thread a while back.
Luke Jones
>inb4 they both come to the conclusion
Blake Flores
According to WW2 secret services, Hitler would crouch on the ground giggling and kindly ask Marx to shit on him.
Isaac Phillips
>hitler starts ranting on the jews
>marx starts ranting on the rich bourgeoisie
>they find out its the same thing
Julian Brooks
They would agree on the idea that the jews suck.
Connor Hill
Hungry Santa would have been one of those white guilt pushing holofaux survivors.
Michael Thompson
What?
Mason Russell
Marx wouldn't be able to shit though because of no food
Liam King
Nice
Alexander Hughes
Stalin was a bank robber and revolutionary who survived Russian prisons without getting assraped to death.
Dominic Scott
>Yo lil Donnie
Henry Wilson
I've seen that.
Cameron Thompson
YO DONNIE DUM DUM
Luis Carter
They're virtually identical except Hitler swaps "Jews" for "bourgeoisie".
Adam Miller
YO LITTLE DONNIE I WAS LICKING THE DISHES AFTER LICKING MY BUTT
Nicholas Carter
Hitler supported private property and free enterprise though.
Marx, on the other hand, wanted a world central bank and (((direct democracy)))
Marx is the closest thing to a true libertarian out there who's goal was for the state to "whither away"
Ryan Kelly
Stalin was a big ass, of course he doesnt die from a little rape
Noah Wright
John Kelly
>Hey lil Donnie! I just squirted lemon juice in my eye, bet you couldn't handle that, hah!
>Hey Donnie! I'm pulling out all my teeth on livestream to show you up, you weak bitch!
>Yo lil donnie! Watch me chop off my hands, and take it like a real maaaaan. Yeah!! heh heh heh
Lucas Cox
>A 5'4 manlet who barely fought and looked like your typical hipster antifa
>A WW1 vet who survived getting gassed and fought in the Spartacist uprising
You must be mad you didn't get invited to those pure Aryan villages
Camden Gonzalez
Yeah he survived because he had the Bolsheviks to back him up. Some of the shortest, weakest dudes in prison survive and live like kings because they have connections to the Mafia or Cartel dipshit.
Power =/= Physical Strength
Jonathan Turner
>Put two major leftist cunts in one room
Wyatt Gomez
>Muh nazis and commies wer da same!!11!!!1!!!
Michael Thomas
John Bell
Stalin had smallpox as a child. His body was weak but his willpower was strong. But Hitler's willpower was strong too. And Hitler was high as fuck on meth and rage.
Always bet on meth and rage.
Lincoln Phillips
You'd be surprised how many things they would find in common.