>2050
>neuralchip wakes me up
>dreamt about getting cuckolded and an amazing offer from McDonald
>I have to buy it
>order it via neuralchip
>drone delivers it in 5 minutes
>soefficent.jpg
>plug myself into TV
>message from Dualpresident Goldwasser
>"Never forget the 6 million."
>I break down crying
>literally unable to forget about the 6 million
>neuralchip flashes images of the Holocaust in front of my eyes
>Goldwasser tells me I've been chosen to save an Israeli settler's life
>receive date to have my kidney harvested and send to Israel
>start crying tears of joy
>go to work
>half my wage goes to paying off my birth loan
>only 30 more years and I will be debt free
>buy an injection of estrogasm on my way home
>remember how rightwingers tried to destroy the constitution a few decades ago and subvert our judeo-islamic values
>"m... muh constitution!"
>"Racism has no place in America!"
>am surrounded by people of color that smile at me and clap
>happiest day of my life
2050
lol Germans are the best
>want to download music
>nevermind, it is now illegal to own hard drives, everything is safely stored in the cloud
>tv screens and speakers are banned, all digital media are consumed using neuralchip
>start feeling hungry, neuralchip takes notice
>onions is pumped directly into my stomach through a hole in my belly
>too poor to upgrade neural chip
>mc donalds ap no longer supported
>try to walk to mc donalds
>realize I don't know where it is
>get lost
>lyft ap no longer supported
>fugfugfugfug
>google maps works
>I'm 200 feet from home
>how the fuck did I get so far??
>hunger kicking in, blood sugar low 200s
>legs buckle
>I'm done, might as well get comfortable
>"pornhub, cuckold BBC"
>pornhub ap is no longer supported
>roll over onto my chest begin to black out under my weight
>neural chip warns me I'm not breathing
>upgrade required to contact emergency services
>body gives up, fade out of consciousness
Bump
Fuck yes, it’s been years since one of these threads.
Kek
bretty gud
Excellent
...
pure gold
bump for moar keks
>2061
>wake up with my mandated estrogen onions latte
>I didn’t properly greet a ‘gender neutral’ transition lord
>this infraction sent my priveledge points below the ‘groveling white male’ threshold
>court ordered transition.
>judge Jerome says I need to pre op dilate
>government issue bad dragon arrives tomorrow
>think about Susie from the office I used to work out
>everyone freezes
>sirens go off
>”CIS priveledge detected”
>immediately taken into custody and asked if I took my hormornes today
>given double amount and told to go home and dilate for an hour.
>step outside the police station
>mayor shlomostein slaps his wife looking at me.
>have to hand him my wallet for the insult
> all is right with the world
>2045
>Germany is still paying reparations to Israel
>over something that never happened
This is for light hearted fantasy future predictions user, not reality
mutt, you are doing no good to ur cause, bringing israel to the topic hahaha
>literally unable to forget about the 6 million
fucking kek
These are the best threads, Bruder
>2050
>am German
>wake up and realize am late for Friday prayers
>put lotion on ashy skin and prayer bump on forehead
>praise Allah am not American
>be me
>year 2050
>go inside government issued eco friendly vegan recyclable suicide booth that runs on solar panels
>never come out
>2050
>eco/vegan
pick one
You mean:
>be me
>year 2050
>go inside corporate issued laboratory meat recyclable suicide booth that runs on goyim waste he deposit after eating shit
>go outside
>all German women genetically altered to look like Angela Merkel
>accidentally see ankle
>get 3 inch chub
>ululation from minarets
>religious police beat me with shoe for being late to prayers
>wake up
>Telescreen greets me to another great day in the great country of germany
>the two hijabbed reporters turn to each other and start talking about the top stories
>another wonderful migrant was cleared of all charges of rape after victim was arrested for racism and committing the hate crime of blowing a rape whistle
>Put on my turban and robe and head outside
>grab a kebab on the way to work
>operate forklift for 8 straight hours
>go home
>attempt to play forklift simulator
>computer still locked down due to anti-refugee comment made a year ago when you didn't know any better
>walk outside instead
>immediately called racist and made to bow in front of a statue of lord chancellor Merkel
>all around me brown children run around kicking a soccer ball
>try to go home but am approached by polizei
>home is now going to be given to those kids who were kicking the ball earlier
>find way to german municipal office for housing
>they tell me everything is full and to try again next year, 2020
>Go to soccer field
>grass is dead and large clouds of dust hang over field
>join in game with German friends Mohamed, Sultan, Omar
>play against Turks
>win
>Turks look at us sideways
>next thing you know, 2 pick up trucks drive on to football pitch with masked men with rpgs
>agree not to behead us and only to take us as slaves
>broken in by various Turks throughout the night
>still am not American
You tried your best, but German had a better green text.
Fuck, this makes me horny.
Omg I hate Germans now
How will mutts ever recover
>2050
>wake up in greater Serbia
>prepare for another great day of shining Serbian shoes
the future we can all look forward to because some German retard decided to attack Russia during the winter and didnt demolish Britian to ashes
kek
Top kek
>before going to work
>see this exact thread
>Krautbro lamenting not enough angry Americans due to time of posting
>come home from work
>take a shit
>check Jow Forums
>exact same thread
God speed Krautbro
>2072
>Neural-chip wakes me up at 4am to classic Australian legend, John Farnham.
>Walk outside to take a slash.
>Automatically charged 4 VB's because I pissed on my neighbour's Commodore.
>Tell my neural-chip to get fucked.
>Get dressed in fluorescent clothing.
>Fuck off for a while. Pick up some rubbish and shit.
>Go home, have a wank and translate my day for cunts who don't fuckin' know shit.
it worked
you forgot
> try to commit suicide in suicide booth
>you can't live off wage.jpg
> to poor to commit suicide
>fall asleep in booth
>chip wakes me up again start all over
You all laugh but this shit will be a terrifyingly accurate future if we let (((them))) win.
This
I don't even see this as bants but as a grim prediction of future
He invaded Russia in June
They are winning user
not surprising when you're unemployed