HAPPENING: Tsunami imminent

The entire western seaboard will be under water in the next 8 hours!

9:22 PST reports black helicopters abandoning JSC military base in dawson California

9:19 PST Rigometre set off at 1.043. That is a code yellow calavibration

9:10PST Ellen corner radar detecting catastrophic a-level beneath the Pacific peninsula

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Holy fuck is vancouver safe?

tfw live at 8k feet on the west coast and are gonna be safe with no problems

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fuck em

Please be true

Let's hope not

A tsunami just flew over my house!

I'm actually leaving for sea in about 3 hours to work on a fishing boat leaving Washington. Will it pass under my boat?

i fucking doubt it but lets see, if it comes ill probably die i live a few hours from needles in arizona.

Oh look.. it's this thread again.

Drill holes on each side the tsunami will flow right through bro

fake&gay lies that I wish were true

Why is there nothing on Google aboot this?

Rolling for truth

Time to go surfing.

HORRY SHET A HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY TSUNAMI

I dont wish for the demise of millions of peopl.....so thank God its only hqppening on the west coast

Please happen. Wipe this sodom off the map.

Because it's a larp. Not that I don't want this to happen, of course.

roll tide

Praise the Lord, my prayers have been answered.
God is good.
All the time.

California could use a cleansing. So much poo and needles about to be in the ocean.

Where in CA is Dawson, and where's the Pacific Peninsula?

Poo and needles confirmed in ocean

If I have to teach you basic things about crustagraphic imagery and depth waves you are probably too stupid for this thread. Open up a textbook moron