ITT: Ask The Opposite Gender Anything

Can a Femanon help me out please:
Sothe deal is, i'm in a relationship with a wonderful girl for some time now and we have a really good time + absolutely fantastic sex. My (or our) only problem is that she is on the pill and we would both prefere it if she would use something less harming to her body and maybe mind.
I've had the experience of having sex in a relationship, where the only protection were condoms, resulting in them breaking during sex and buying a plan b afterwards.

Out of all the different possibilities of protection, which one is the best / most recommended? Our main goal is to keep her healthy and also to have the same kind of sex as before.

What are you femanons are using? spiral? pill? condoms? or something else? Thank you very much in advance

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Where do I meet introverted women? How do I talk to them?

>Girls
Is grey hair a turn off for you?
I'm 28 and have premature graying, whenever I try asking girls they reject me because I look too old, I can only seem to attract women in their 40s.

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Indoors. They'd prefer you didn't.

Males have their attractiveness peak at something like 38y old? so don't fear rejection user. Bitches love mature guys

I hate that girls have it so easy.

>Males have their attractiveness peak at something like 38y old
I doubt my penis would be working by then.

Girls, do you actually do pic related?

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Why not? Are you a compulsive death grip masturbator?

Yeap feels so nice walking home alone and being afraid someone will assault you, god keeping the key of my home in my fist ready to use it as only mean of defence. So easy.

Not him but it's normal thing, as men approach their 40s their libido decrease and they start to suffer from ED.

The very same can happen for any guy.

Not normal, while it can happen, most men have no issues in their 40s.

You being afraid of violence you are statistically less likely to be a victim of has very little to do with anything.

That looks like a good way to get wonky looking boobs, a sweat-logged phone, and probably breast cancer.

Girls what is your favorite pizza topping?

How do I convince my gf to take hormones so she gets a big meaty clit? Right now it looks like a pea, I want something thumb sized. Or should I just dump her for a pre-op transman?

what
why

fucking kek

Should I ask her out if she's a coworker/boss, I dont know her status, and she's older by a few years?

When phones were smaller. Works for cards in clubs in emergencies.
IUD, or mini pills. Honestly though, if the pill isn't causing her negative side effects it's not harming her body. Just never double dose it, because doing that frequently can actually do a lot of harm.

The mini pill will be more effective if she's not overweight, and is never more than 3 hours late taking it. It doesn't have the same negative effects as the combo pill often does, but has a higher risk of irregular bleeding.

It's a much lower dose of hormones though, so if the pill is making your gf emotional her doctor will probably first ask her to try a combo-pill with less hormones before going on the mini pill.

IUD on the other hand is the most effective, has no hormones, and lasts for up to 10 years. So if you want non-hormonal, this is the only option for females out there right now.

Girls: Is there ever a situation where pee or something that looks like pee ends up on the toilet bowl, towards the back where the lid meets the bowl?

I know it's a weird/gross question, but I was at my gf's and noticed what looked like a pee stain near there. The only thing I can think of is a dude was there, peed and got some pee there. Which of course would mean some serious problems.

So I'm trying to figure out if there's a more innocent explanation

You could start by holding her hand or if that's too much try doing smaller things like sitting next to her so your shoulders touch or grazing her arm "accidentally". Maybe give her a hug as a greeting and departure. Eventually she'll start to get used to it, but it will take time.

>talking to some girl on tinder we agree to meet up
>asks me for her Snapchat and I give it to her
>sends me like 10 selfies since last night

Does she expect me to respond to all of these to validate for herself that she is in fact cute? I don't use social media much I don't know how this shit works. I just want to fuck her desu

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That's what Snapchat is for, you spanner. You send pics while talking.

Is it ever morally acceptable to push for a person who's in a relationship?
I wouldn't want them to cheat, but if I could make them consider breaking up with their SO to be with me instead, I totally would.
(I'm a pretty shy person anyway, so it's mostly just theoretical)

Most weird pee stains are born when a person is in hurry and forgets to clean it.

But my question is if it's possible for girls to have those kind of stains happen, like from splash back or whatever. It just seemed like the type of stain that would be cause by a dude missing the bowl

Life uh finds a way.

Girls

Is there any reason as to why you'd tell your ex Bf that you've slept with another guy crying while doing it?

Is 4” erect an unpleasant surprise?

I said 'people' because it can happen to both genders.

For some girls, yes. For others, no.

I recently joined a dating site and have tons of guys interested in me based on my photos but I feel like a fraud because that’s the ONLY thing I have going for me. I’m a NEET with zero social skills and all I do is play vidya and smoke weed all day. I’m also a vigin who has never had a boyfriend before. No guy would be interested in me once he knows all that, right? Should I just give up?

Shut up fag. Stop making excuses to avoid stepping out of your comfort zone and meeting up with someone.

>once he knows all that, right?
you underestimate guy sex drive.

Why is some peoples go to method to get over someone, to have sex with someone else shortly after the breakup? What do they get out of this?

Gays will fuck absolutely anything.

Question for both genders: Do you think alcohol makes you more or less honest?

I was hanging out with a female friend the other day. I’m into her and she knows that but she has a boyfriend. Usually she tells me she wants me to move on and find a girl that can be with me and give me the attention I deserve. But she got really drunk a couple days ago and at one point she started crying and saying she wants me to keep loving her and that she knows its selfish but she wants me to wait for her because she hates the idea of me being with another girl, etc.

The next day she acted like nothing happened. How likely is it that those are her true feelings and not the stuff she usually says when sober?

Distraction. The sooner you can tear your mind from that person, the better. Some need sex to do it.

n-no u

And if this distraction doesn't work? You see your ex again and you hang around where they are at a party, make out with em?

I’m a girl jsyk

>For others, no.
For these girls, would bigger ones be a more pleasant surprise?

For me personally, it makes me brutally honest. Past a certain point, it removes any inhibition I may have that may cause me to tell a white lie or a half-truth. I answer any question straight up, I say all of the things that come to mind without covering them up with anything. I think that's not the usual reaction though.

i think alcohol removes fear of consequences maybe.

I would be okay with being provider of a neet girl as long as she keeps me happy. But you need to ditch the weed (mostly).

So this has happened to girls? I'm reading too much into this, and it's not that she's cheating?

ye im a girl and lives in a house with only girls and it happens sometimes, def not enough to assume she’s cheating.

Girls, would you be able to teach a 31 years old penis how to date?

I know you are. I said what I said with that in mind. Stop making excuses.

If it doesn't work then it doesn't work. Not sure where you've pulled that thing with your ex from.

What was that saying? "You lose all the chances that you don't take" or something like that.
>don't message girls
>0% chance of success

>message girls
>no replies (0% success rate)

Such a """BIG""" difference, isn't it?

My boyfriend is only 32 and his hair is already starting to turn grey. How normal is this? He lives a very unhealthy lifestyle and deals with a lot of stress.

Okay thanks, that's helps a lot

0% chance of success =/= 0% success

Try Bumble. Girls have to message first.

Some people just go silver early

Well it very recently happened to me, my ex telling me she slept with someone else (that's her go to reaction after a breakup) but it clearly didn't work as she was shaking after i hugged her and kissed her on the cheek

Doesn't that require Facebook?

>32
>going grey
>stress
yeah, stress causes you turn grey earlier but 32 is still a bit too early unless his father also does that.

he’s never met his father so i’m not sure. and he has a twin sister and she’s not going grey.

To guys.
How can I tell males that I like vidya not looking like typical "gameh grill I'm already tracer toth"

so ask him whenever his pops also went gray early.

dont make a big deal out of it.

Yeah, right. I already met a guy who called ma a fake when I told him COD and Butterfield sucks.
He was an asshole tho.

Develop a discussion about it, "What kind of vidya do you like?".
Talk about the specifics of what you like or don't like in a game and generally show the other party you have a grasp of the topic, be opinionated and defend your opinions, but don't be obnoxious about it.
Honestly, the stereotypical dude who'd go "lol fake gamer grill I bet you don't even know Mario's bloodtype" don't deserve much effort to be put into impressing them.
Also, it might just be my personal preference, but whenever someone goes full blown anime-convention-teenager excited over something I immediately value their opinion less, so don't be super outrageously enthusiastic about it or you'd come off as an absolute drone.
That's not to say passion is a bad thing, but there's a difference between talking to much because you get lost in your enthusiasm and going "OMG I LOVE OVERWATCH I'M ALREADY TRACER LMAO".

no. guys still do it all the time but no.

Unironically meat lovers. Trying to eat a healthy diet and thus a regular serving of veggies is the only thing keeping me from being a carnivore.

it's awkward as fuck to keep texting my ex after she told me she fucked some other guy

I feel grossed out, this normal?

No it's not. It's just as bad as cheating. You're attempting to break up an otherwise happy relationship for selfish reasons. It's an awful thing to do

>I feel grossed out
Otherwise its called cuckfaggotry
Ofcourse you suposed to be angry, Imagine what she would do if you did something alike

It's normal, the only people who'd be indifferent to their ex fucking other guys are people who treat their exes as strangers, and those are very few.

his ex, user, not his girlfriend.
reading comprehension much?

There's a tear rolling down my cheek, i vomited a little into my mouth
Yuck
False hope = gone now

>Went to all boys school
>Only had my mother to talk to
So how the hell do I talk to girls without making myself look like an idiot or a creep? I get very flustered and cautious with them, and I'm already socially awkward with dudes.

I think it depends. I think making your interest clear and then giving them space or just waiting is fine actually. People act like a bf/gf relationship is equivalent to marriage and it’s not. If the relationship is a happy and solid one you’ll have no chance anyways.

Is it normal for boys to masturbate every day?

I mean, Its pretty much normal if relation was great. Now that you got kick in the ass you have to move on.
Simple, the more I think about it better it looks. Thanks.

>You're attempting to break up an otherwise happy relationship for selfish reasons.

happy relationships can’t be broken up by an outsider.

>Now that you got kick in the ass you have to move on.
Yeah i will. Hope that guy knows my dick's been in her mouth countless times
Gross.

depends on age. if he's 13 then yes but if he's +20 and the only sexual energy release is masturbation then it's not healthy.

I went to small birthday part for a coworker (f) and got blackout drunk. I wasnt planning to, but tequila was too strong.
Now according to her, i made people uncomfortable. I was drunker than most, passed out once, and bearhuged someone I was hoping to have a better 1st impression and expand my social circle. Now we agreed to give each other space for now.

What i want to know is if my situation is recoverable and iif theres anything i should do in the meantime.

>What i want to know is if my situation is recoverable and iif theres anything i should do in the meantime.
let it slide and make it as a joke when someone mentions the party just make a bearhug.

boys as in teenagers and younger or boys as in generally males?
If the former, holy shit yes, schools were invented just to teenagers do something else with their time.
If the latter, also yes, but it's far from ideal, and is usually the result of idleness, once every 2 days is what's considered ideal but in all honesty fapping once a day won't do much damage.

It is recoverable but don't get blackout drunk anymore in case they want to trust you.

There are two subtypes of stereotypical gamah grills. They are:
>omg I luv overwatch and fortnite teehee I'm such a nerd.
>omg I luv undertale and pokemon I'm teehee such a geek.
Don't be either of these (at first). Talk about b movie type games, and screech about microtransactions.

It's a great activity for you both to be working close to one another. Great for small talk and getting to know each other better.

Best of luck!

My boyfriend casually mentioned he had a female friend over at his apartment, it was just the 2 of them. He said it was only for a couple hours and that all they did was play vidya, but I’m upset about it. Especially because I really think the girl likes him as more than a friend. He says I’m just being paranoid and insecure. Is he right?

You are paranoid and insecure but she probably does want his dick.

Column A and column B. I trust my girlfriend more than I trust the laws of motion. She wouldn't do anything. Doesn't mean that her having a guy over -- particularly when I know he has something for her -- wouldn't bother me a lot.