Brit/pol/: comfy *Edition

__________news_
>PM to defend Brexit strategy on Northern Ireland visit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47123078

>EU parents: Northern Ireland 'feels like home'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47123071

>Brexit: EU digs heels in over deal
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47121851

__________/sig/_
>REMEMBER SELF IMPROVEMENT
No matter who you are, you can improve your life. Take control. Move forward. Dreams keep us alive, fighting for them makes us feel alive.
Self Improvement information here pastebin.com/3Qv9B4r1

>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK (UPDATED VERSION)
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

__________other_ ( UPDATED )
>Oswald Mosley - Europeans
youtube.com/watch?v=rRUfPNhQUU4

>History With Hilbert - Languages of the British Isles
youtube.com/watch?v=ODeYttUY4VI

>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-47122492
youtu.be/7d5vVSCrFaU
youtu.be/qOVI5uaKrac
youtube.com/watch?v=NwW3ytid4DA
mobile.twitter.com/TeutonicknightX/status/1091986682931544064
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Hello seejmong
Still seething I see

>I wish I could vote SNP for the rest of the UK, they are the most forward thinking party!
Jesus, the people on r*ddit are insane.

doing a number on yourself.

seejmong is gone and he's still living in your head rent free

What are you talking about user the majority of the time they're the perfect predictors on who not to vote for, they just don't know it. Seriously do you know how much money I've made betting against reddit time and time again?
Since the Jow Forumsukpolitics Subreddit predicited a Labour SURGE in 2015 I've put money on the opposite since, UK Brazil and US Politics have never been so much fun and profitable since.

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We all know it’s you seejnonce
I’m a bit confused why you spent the last thread LARPing about having white kids, but you’re exclusively attracted to pre-pubescent children... unless you I misunderstood what you meant by “having kids”... fucking hell man get help

Nah, he was the 'nonce eddie' spammer.
His mental health went into an absolute nosedive when Eddie pointed out he was posting the writings of a convicted nonce. Seejmong viciously defended James Mason and kept denying that he was in fact a paedophile. Seejmong couldn't handle this and went underground before threatening to rape Eddie's kid and 'put a son in her', after that "Nonce Eddie" was spammed almost 24/7 in this general.

Escape from wageslavery

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>We all know it’s you seejnonce
doing a number on yourself.
seejmong is gone and he's still living in your head rent free

> you spent the last thread LARPing about having white kids, but you’re exclusively attracted to pre-pubescent children... unless you I misunderstood what you meant by “having kids”... fucking hell man get help
no idea what you are talking about lol. that was someone else

Just read his posts in the last thread, it’s obvious it’s seejmong

The fucking state of themed posters and triptwats

>the guy who linked the new thread in the last thread isn’t this threads op
Lmfao cope more seejnonce
I’ve reported you btw to defenders of the north, I’d be careful what chatrooms you visit from now on

yeah lol just read my posts in the last thread ? eddie mate are you alright ? you are just accusing random anons of being seejmong now ???

imagine a 3 way with her and Angela Rayner

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I wouldn't mind voting dup if I could

dunno what youre on about

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Posters to filter/ignore:

Namefags.
Tripnonces.
Memeflags.
The music spam nigger.

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but Jess Phillips wants to join in to what do ?

average question time audience member

So which nation does scottish """nationalism""" actually support?

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Read the last thread lads, ()
Specifically pic related’s posts. He linked to this thread as the new so it’s clearly the op of this thread. It’s blisteringly obvious that the ____/sig/___mong is the seejnonce

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disgusting slag

You’ve been outed so many times
First, You tried to popularise the writings of a child rapist
Then, You started to draw and distribute child porn

You’re done here seejnonce

a namenonce is shitting up britpol with inane shite no one else cares about. I literally cannot believe it, this never happens.

i bet she has plenty of room in her stirred haggis

>i-its seejmong

Fucks sake get a grip.

dying over here

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I have been summoned.

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would stir/10

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>Black male filmed white girlfriend as she lay dying in agony at Bestival, court hears
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-47122492
T O L L = P A I D

>user, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
>*wink*

What do?

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Your diversions won’t work seejnonce
We now all know that every /sig/ thread is posted by a nonce OP

Do any of you lads have jobs you actually enjoy? Are there any brit/pol/ approved jobs?

A couple of lads here produce child porn, I’d assume that they enjoy it because they’re fucked in the head

yeah yeah eddie
*pats head*
*ruffles hair*

i'll be your bogeyman if you want
whatever makes you feel better lil man

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She actually looks a bit more 'stirrable' in this pic t b h.

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She can't be talking to me

Kek.

>*pats head*
>*ruffles hair*
Nonce SOPs
It’s been confirmed

lol

That’s a Sheila Fleet broach...

Did someone say nonce in here?

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youtu.be/7d5vVSCrFaU
youtu.be/qOVI5uaKrac

>Gets caught for the second time
>Dogs left outside freezing in their own shit and with no water
>Nonce Hunters absolutely tear him to fucking bits
>"We told yer din't we! Yer vile fat fookin' cunt!"
>Yer did this before! Ya seen how many people 'ave come to get yer arse! We're not gonna stop 'nd even when we die there'll be people takin' over our places 'nd we are gonna make you feel so fuckin' shit yer'll learn to leave our kids alone"

based

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hi guys , I'm having my old doggo put to sleep tomorrow , how do I get through it?

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Yeah, get him , he’s a confirmed nonce. He likes to ruffle their hair and then draw sexually explicit cartoons of them

My sister owns a bungalow but doesn't live there any more, and said if I move home and work remotely she will charge me low rent. My boss I think would maybe let me do that. But the thing is that the bungalow is in a small village with few transport links, and I'm worried that the isolation would harm me long-term.

Any thoughts?

I'm an introverted person, but the psychological pressure of working from home troubles me, as I think I'd always feel as if I'm not doing enough.

Sorry to hear mate.

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probably only bother if you get a car desu

>yer fat cunt
>yer I prublee am a fat
>yer but ders nuffin rong wit fat ppl cuz... thats just... thingy
>ur an orrible fat cunt wich makes it wurse
Lmfao

kill yourself.

thanks m8

This terrifies the nonce hunter.

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I work in special effects, I build stuff then I blow it up. I love it but working away gets shitty sometimes

Are you drinking Eddie.

adopt another doggo in need of a good home

THERES
NO
BISSKITTS!

adopt me

that's what I'm planning thanks

do me next

Make it the best day for him today. Walk with him all day, give him his favorite treats, try to play with him, tell him how much of a good boy he is. (Replace him with her if it's a girl).

yeah im a plumber and heating engineer and i love it

get a cat

sounds good

Not this fucking bullshit again. It's worse that the fucker with the song stuck in his head.

Get necked.

is siege even worth a read?

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Yep, design software. Used to be a hobby, now i get paid a shit ton.

is he an old boy now? has he had a good innings

I once left someone a bad book review on the net and now I'm going to immolate myself out of guilt.

>Do yer want a smoke??
>NOT OFFA YOO
>I said do yer want a fokin' smoke?
>"...can I roll me own? yer a want a smoke"
>Im just askin' a question do you want to smoke?
>"yer"
>Well set yerself on fire ya dirteh 'orrible bastard!

theres only four posters on brit/pol/

youtube.com/watch?v=NwW3ytid4DA

No. It's a retarded larp that tells you to blow and kill people for no reason other than they're 'part of an anti white system' basically.

What sort of salary?

I just watched that bit, it was like watching someone repeatedly slap a worm in the face of a fish

he's 18

do you blow them before or after you kill them?

mobile.twitter.com/TeutonicknightX/status/1091986682931544064

I blinkin hate boomers lads. All they care about is money

Fite me irl!

i've already placed the hit

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I took a load of mdma and went to my local old man boozer and could stop shouting Dan all night

I'm an accountant for a small company that does forecasting software for industry. Pay is good and there are no women in my office so life's good

same

kek typo.
both, the book and it's author have no problems with raping on top of the murder and other shit the book endorses though

70k plus bonuses

thats pretty good

nice, i need to get a programming job soon but i don't live in a great place for it, i'd rather not move though. if i moved i could work in an obscure meme language

Albert docks
2000
05/02/19

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How do you handle the monotony of office life? I'm in consultancy at the moment, great career prospects if I want them, but I feel like I'll top myself if I have to stay much longer. Want to be doing something real and meaningful with my life

>asking roasties and indians about violent suffragettes
The state of Michael Portillo.

:(

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>insulting based train man
he is a fag though

>WEVE GOT YOU BANG TAH RIGHT WE DO
>YA DIRTEH LITTLE BASTID

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