>It was a surreal scene, an unholy union of stately opulence with trailer-trash Epicureanism.
>With forefather Abraham Lincoln looking down upon him from a 19th century portrait on the wall, the man making America great again presented a mahogany dining table piled high with boxes of Quarter Pounders, Filet-O-Fishes and McNuggets stacked on polished silver trays and flanked by gold candelabra. Ornate sterling gravy boats were overflowing with dipping sauce packs, and fries had been transferred from their original containers into paper cups sporting the presidential seal.
>Somehow, Trump has made eating awful food a matter of patriotic pride. In the twilight zone of “America First”, you’re only a “real man” and “true American” if you embrace obesity, heart disease and cancer through what you eat, apparently.
>Of course, all this is lost on Trump, the real Burger King of America. We’re talking about a man who has no problem inhaling two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes and a chocolate shake in one sitting, according to former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski. He also drinks 12 Diet Cokes a day, so abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Won't have to, they're filthy enough to get an infection if they get cut.
Carter Roberts
ESSAYONS
Nicholas Sanchez
Fuck off shill. Don't pretend to know how our country works. You didn't even vote for the man, and meanwhile he's the only one standing between you and officially becoming New Guangzhou.
>NO INVESTIGATIONS PLEEEEEEEEASE :fails to declare national emergency:
Jaxon Bennett
Great SOTU speech, fellow deplorables and Prez Trump. The greatest USA President ever, President Trump is awesomeness. These are the best years of my life ever.
>Because? Poison is considered a chemical weapon and isn't going to be used domestically.
James Rodriguez
>202286125 This isn't even trying. This is the stuff that makes me think maybe a nuclear Holocaust isn't a bad idea after all if it can eradicate stupidity like this.
He doesn't want US politics. He wants Race War. Now. Or he's a subversive commie crying for Race War Now to make the right look just a little bit worse to normies.
Tear gas is used domestically and it's a chemical weapon.
Carson Collins
>I'm not racist now let me tell you why we need a wall. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Its not like hes made it easier to immigrate legally. At least for most shitskins.
It was more meme worthy cause it looked like she was standing in front of a green screen and obviously pre-recorded. She presented it well, but the substance would make one scratch their head and wonder what time-line and reality she's talking about - because it sure as hell wasn't this one.
Josiah Scott
why dont you faggots just stay in reddit fuck your zog slave kike
Tear gas is 'less than lethal' and isn't designated as a 'poison.'
Brody Brown
enlightening post ! by chance, what would be your opinion on letting this man get our nuclear codes?
Leo Clark
> tear gas > chemical weapon
lmao you can literally huff and puff military grade tear gas like its funny tear smoke, try it someitmes
Alexander Barnes
>was Ginsburg there?? of course not. they would not have had to front run with fake stories about her being seen in public if she was actually alive enough to show up.
Liam Clark
she was the designated survivor of the supreme court
That crowd was clearly a collection of atlanta DNC staffers. They really couldn't just make them stand around for a bit longer?
Wyatt Young
I know what you mean. I'm confident Miller would make it as hard as he can for legal immigrants to come here but that still conflicts with my position of "Fuck off we're full".
Tyler Nelson
Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor, Thomas, and Alito weren't there
Gavin Brown
There isn't ever going to be a point where things start getting done for non-Jews, kike cocksucker. That day will never come. It will be Jews first, Jews last, Jews always and forever, at all times, for eternity, and you will defend it.
Bentley Wilson
Trump sucked jew cock on stage in front of the world.
Dominic Campbell
They fucked that up.
Jace Johnson
>B-but muh mass shootings by US citizens Every damn time.
>commie flag still there Always gets me. Oh. >202286493 >huffs tear gas >bites nails to give yourself GOBLIN fingers >pees in the sink What isn't wrong with you?
Wow, better fuck our optics, eh, tough guy? Maybe some tiki torches and white polos will do the trick!
Brayden Gray
>They really couldn't just make them stand around for a bit longer? they had to green screen so they could edit together different cuts of the speech ... and the delivery still sucked ... totally pathetic
