>be me
>be 19
>go to uni
>new semester new classes
>taking a basic computer course
>instructor is a late 30s maybe early 50s single never married cat lady
>she voluntarily shared much personal info about herself the very first day
>the first week or so of her course is supposed to be basic entry level knowledge of computers, their hardware and basic operating functions
>instead we get maybe 1/16th of the class time dedicated to its purpose and the rest filled with stories of this ladies failed love life
>now i am being very generous by summarizing these stories of herself as such
>they are in fact long drawn out romanticized stories of weekend bar hopping and meeting guys through her girlfriends, basic bitch shit
>while most of the girls listened with interest, some probably taking notes idolizing this leathery skinned roastie, i listened to every detail
>like a detective i gathered the information this woman willingly provided, copied down names and places, etc, anything that could be verified as factual and put it into a factual category
>everything else she said i just categorize as filler content, to carry her stories, mostly far left talking points
>objectively at the end my findings were she was just a typical used up roastie preaching femin virus content
>no big deal you say
>inb4 "fuck off newfag thats what you get for going to university, hurr durr"
>about a month into the "course" we're having a typical day listening to her tales of degeneracy
>suddenly this black girl stands up and says "this some bullshit yall"
>everyone got quiet and stared at her confused
>"wai yall computer turn on buh mine donn" she barked
>the instructor approached the black female and said "let me take a look sweetie"
>her intentions were innocent
>the black female became aggressive
>"nah bitch you gonna get herpes on my shit ho, dont touch it" the black female boomed at the instructor
>the instructor was paralyzed with fear, her talking points were useless
continued
I didnt believe the memes about university
Every time you post an anime image on here an user faps, losing essence and lifeforce he could be spending on advancing our cause and improving his life. Fuck you.
Heading to uni this year. How bad will it be anons?
go on...
Shut up loser
Just get A's in your classes and ignore the propaganda. The actually valuable thing about college is that if gives you easy access to opportunities for the sorts of things that will actually land you a job - internships, recommendations from professors, community service shit, opportunities to expand your portfolio of example work that you've done, research opportunities, etcetera. Good grades are necessary but not sufficient. If you do all of the above you will be ahead of 95% of the people you're graduating with
>fapping to pure 2D
Absolutely degenerate
If you don't like anime, why are you on this website? I'm sure they will appreciate you on Facebook or Neogaf.
Kek
>he didnt prewrite
>"nah bitch you gonna get herpes on my shit ho, dont touch it"
Kek
fake story
anime is for kids, fatso
>not fapping
yikes
If you can't control yourself when looking at OP's pic related, you are filth that must be expunged from the genepool.
Oh yeah and "networking", which means making friends and connections with people who might be able to help your socioeconomic position. In other words, make friends with the rich / popular Chads and Staceys. Which means you need to lift, dress well, not be a sperg, have hobbies and read so that you're interesting to talk to, and so on
You're supposed to type this shit out on a notepad then copy/paste you newfag
Tldr sage
Waiting for OP skeleton.jpg
op is typing it out with phone.
>typing on a notepad
The absolute state of zoomers.
>listening to video with comedian mocking fat kids
>teacher insinuates I'm gay
>class laughs a little
>fastforward 4 years teacher is now convicted pedo
>i sat back and watched carefully
>these next few moments were critical if i were to use this situation to my advantage to sprinkle small redpills into the minds of the classmates
>the black female began flaring her nostrils in a display of dominance towards the instructor
>"please calm down La'Tasha, this behavior is uncalled for and i just know we can work th--"
>the black female connected a right hook to the instructors jaw
>everyone gasped
>the class got up and while some were cheering amd joking, others were concerned and worried
>in the midst of the confusion i yelled just loud enough to be background noise
>"fucking niggers always get violent"
>everyone shut up
>typical "who said that moment"
>doesnt matter as long as its said
>the words will always correlate to this scenario for the rest of their lives due to the shock value of what was said and the shock of the situation
>my job was done here
>when everyone started looking around for the culprit i joined them in this witch hunt
>looking around just as frantically
>the black female began to prowl the crowd, ash had begun rising from her boiling tar like black skin in her rage
>everyone feigned concern about the black females right to be offended
>everyone except two people
>me and the instructor
>the instructor had gotten to her feet while the black female had turned her back
>sure of victory the black female had grown careless
>the force of the blow had knocked the black female off balance as the instructor punched her from behind the head
>the black female fell forward landing at my feet
continued
Moar
Fgt why do you have to ruin everything ill rap yur dog
it kinda took to the sci-fi territory with "the instructor punched her from behind the head" part.
good story so far
nice power fantasy, now go back to Jow Forums
Fake and gay, you blew it by pushing it too far. Saged
all greentext stories are fake, its more about whether you entertain.
He's probably exaggerating but the typical toaster professor is a real thing and they do act like this.
t. Took an English class with roastie prof, preached about being naked in the trees, made us read Obama, promoted libshit
>I didnt believe the memes
Because you're retarded. Don't be.
But why?
stop going to meme universities to learn meme subjects
caltech / mit polytechnic-style are a good start, im sure there are others i just dont know about. you're a burger, you should know.
>Just get A's in your classes and ignore the propaganda
this. realize too that the things you need to get a job are going to be the projects you do on your own time of your own volition and not any of the classwork.
only when you are an Original Larper homie
Great story OP just send you gold :^)
I would argue otherwise. Many greentext stories are real. Usually about some user's immense autism like the mlp cum jar. Although clearly this one is fake and also gay. There is no way in hell the instructor would have punched the negress in the back of the head. On the off chance story is real OP should post evidence like a school wide email about recent violence or some shit. However OP will not do this because the story is fake
>i looked down on the wretched thing
>the black female lifted her maw to gave up at me
>"what wa--" it tried to say before the instructors foot had landed on its head
>over and over the instructor was stomping on the black females head
>i tried to restrain her
>i remebered she is a huge whore so i chose not to restrain her
>the instructor was grunting racial slurs
>i couldnt believe my eyes
>she had gone full 14/88 in a single sucker punch from a black female
>nobody tried to stop her
>nobody called security
>it was a full on stomping
>some people pulled out their phones and yelled "whirrrllllsttaarrrr"
>i pulled my phone out and called campus security
>told them some old white lady is trying to kill a black girl
>campus security arrive and arrest the instructor
>she resisted and was restrained with patriarchy pepper spray
>the black female was taken to the vet or something
>we have a black substitute today
>im going to say nigger when class starts in an hour
to be continued
fo' real. check dem digits nigga
I have no sympathy for anyone that has had exposure to this imageboard that still with their free will decide to waste their time and youth in a University instead of learning a trade. You earned it idiot. Learn from your mistake and cut your losses.
Thats not OP retard
Based and redpilled
Who drew that ?
You're right, I fell for it too
it is, my id keeps changing each time i swap between here and r9k, no joke, did this yesterday too, idk why but im on cellphone
> I didnt believe the memes about university
you are fucking retarded for not believing it when there has been copious amounts of evidence for it
>tfw you realize you are an absolute retard and should be euthanized to stop your genes. I fell for the bait as well.
Oh thats gay like you wifes son
>La'Tasha
It's La-sha, the dash be silent you fuckin wy*toid bigot
Well this story is now officially 100% fiction, but it was not a bad read.
>1 post by this ID
The memes are real, you didn't go to uni/college though.
>Poztralia
You're well fucked, m8.
I liked the bit when
>Everyone started applauding and the girls started touching each other and slowly removing their clothes.
happened.
Pulls on his penis until he cums; looking at Ebola Chan. I had no Idea Gacy had kids.
What about Tel-Aviv Gender Reassignment University? How did it work out for you?
Fuck off newfag.
>guizeeee Jow Forums was right xdddd
Yeah no shit you fucking idiot, the sole reason for Jow Forums's existence is that it is always right regardless of what it says you dumb fuck. Underage faggot kill yourself nobody gives a fuck about your blogpost.
hey anons, i know this isn't the right place for it, but i had a roastie/teacher episode on bumble not to long ago and wanted to share
she was a phd student teaching a liberal college. i think age 29
is only american education this shit?
im planning on studying physics, should i be scared?
It depends man.
Burgers for some reason are apparently forced to do a shitton of courses or whatever that have nothing to do with their subject.
>in order to become an engineer you also need to hear about privilege you fucking white devil
German universities aren't like that for the most part as long as you don't study some bullshit that inevitably has only leftists as profs and students.
I'm currently finishing my law degree and not once have I ever encountered a professor that forced any sjw talking point into a lecture about an unrelated subject.
It's fucking awful. My business communications prof is a literal paki with a degree from baghdad, preaching about how the most important things to remember in professional interactions are to bend over backwards to diversity and watch pronouns.
My organization prof is some other brown refugee (and now bank exec) telling us all how our province is great for international business because it has so many people not from here, and that he goes out of his way to hire as many foreigners as possible in all of his and his friends companies.
I've got 2 years left in my degree but I don't think I can handle the poz, I just sit in class praying for dotr, only thing keeping me going desu.
Yeah and OP is a larping faggot, where's the news.
>muh detective i took many details and notes
>posts nothing
Fuck off you aids faggot
You're alright dude. Go for it.
See
I wish i was a devil for spooky black magic powers
>oh sweetheart
Tel-Aviv is not a polytechnic style university.
I'm in the technion. no memes here, only math.
>oh sweetheart
this is how you know she's seething
Eu
> 19 years
> Go to university
> New semester
> Take a computer course
> The trainer is a single cat in the late thirties and early fifties.
On the first day she provided a lot of personal information about herself
> The first week seems to be a basic knowledge of computers, their equipment and their basic functions
Instead, I passed the 1/16 class for this purpose, the rest being filled with the story of this woman and unhappy love
> I'm sorry for bringing these stories together
In fact, they found a weekend bar with a girlfriend for a long time telling a romantic story about a bitch
> While most girls listen with interest, some take notes with grilled and peeled mirrors
As a criminal, I gathered information that this woman had volunteered, specifying a name, a place, etc., which turned out to be an event called an event.
> Everything else What he said, I classified as a filler to tell my story; in most cases, was beyond the point.
> Finally, my objective result was that it was a typical verb for a woman
> There are not many conversations
> inb 4 "I let the university go to Newfag that is ruined"
> About a month after the "lesson", we have a typical day that tells the story of its degeneration.
Suddenly, this black girl stood up and said, "She's crying"
> They all stopped and looked into their eyes.
> "The winter computer activates the Buh mine," he exclaimed.
> The coach approached the black woman and said, "Let's see"
Your intention was innocent.
> Black women became aggressive
"You do not want to get herpes on my shit, do not touch it." Black women were shot on the bus
> The coach was paralyzed with fear and it was pointless to talk about it
>the black female was taken to the vet or something
Fucking hell lmao
>seething
What did your profile say?
>continued
>64 reples
>1 post by this ID
everyone who didn't sage should immediately kys.
1 post by this faggot
Imgonnasaythenword.wav
Ironically or unironically
"the older i get, the more i feel like its time to settle down and have a few kids. i'd prefer not to have autistic kid, so ladies over 33 swipe left.
>seething
the post
the continuation isn't even the same ID. what's interesting is that tranny discord seems to have a pass using certain choice racial language. their black "allies" would still kill them for it.
Based
>the vet
fake, gay, and from different IDs
>nah bitch you gonna get herpes on my shit ho, dont touch it" the black female boomed at the instructor
Unironically based
heres a pic
Well, turns out you're the stupid one because I was just making shit up cos I'm bored. Checkmate, Mr maths genius.
Why don't read the thread you fucking mudslime
gtfo faggot
We're not your friends, nigger
I need the suspension of disbelief to enhance my entertainment.
well this statement is actually wrong indeed. it doesn't have to be autism. she can also give birth to down syndrom kids, or loads of different problems
My physics course is fine. There is no sign of cultural Marxism here. Humanities are cancerous as fuck though. Avoid them at all costs.
:(
shut up faggot, his larp is better than OP's
>mlp cum jar
can someone post it pls?
I enjoyed your story bro, keep us updated
>notice me senpai
>get to class
>substitute must be in bathroom or something
>everyone is still socializing
>can hear a couple girls talking about yesterday
>i heard one say "black bitch" at one point
>the door opens
>substitute teacher is here
>its a black man with hair like Mr. Burns from the simpsons
>i audibly kek
>he looks at me with his dark eyes full of hate for the white man
>i can feel his killer intent as the dna of a thousand slaves courses his veins demanding reparations for my imagined crimes
>he takes a roll call
>when he gets to my name i dont answer
>i instead wait and look down at my notebook
>he calls again, now scanning the classroom for me
>the third time he calls my name i SNAP!
>"say my name again you cocksucker and ill break your fucking welfare nigger!" i yell with the strength of Ares
>he stares frozen in disbelief
>"go on, say it!" i yell
>he remains quiet
>everyone is looking around startled
>i feel someones hands redt on my thigh and begin to slowly work their way up towards my groin
>its the blonde that sits next to me
>she has a feral look in her eye and is drooling out the corner of her mouth
>her soft pink lips glistened
>she began to lean towards me
continued
tl,dr
And then everyone clapped
>higher then
kys