not very often i will even admit that here (being a scientologist on Jow Forums is like being a faggot in iran or saudi arabia, thanks to a very successful psy op known as 'project chanology').. i wish you would all read some LRH, or visit a church so you would understand how based the church and LRH are.
ignore all the bullshit you have heard about scientology. you can buy dianetics and other entry level LRH literature online for $5 right now. no one has been murdered or illegally detained by the church.... the church will not take all your money, or stop you from leaving, or harass you after you leave, you will not be declared an SP just for leaving. and it does not cost $500k to become OT VIII.. it all comes down to how determined you are to learn, and how much you are prepared to study.
the church survives mostly due to donations by our many billionaire members. these are people who feel they are giving back to the church that has provided them with the means to become billionaires in the first place.
scientology is the perfect model of the white ethnostate you all dream of (whites helping whites succeed), you just cant see it through the propaganda.
it is a common belief among us that trump is a scientologist since the 80s... a lot of those 4D chess tactics, and even the way trump carries himself and lives his life, are almost verbatim scientology tech.
Really? Explain what you can about that last point.
Noah Williams
The way you describe it is just Joel Osteen but with more aliens and more levels of irony
Also
>>"just buy my shit bro it's only like $5"
I shiggy diggy
Christian Brooks
trump has scientologist written all over him, there is a million small things that make me 99% convinced he is a scientologist, or at least read lots of LRH. his obsession with success for one, this is the backbone of scientology (the church is structured to help you succeed first and foremost).
i actually have a theory that trump might be a disciple of LRH himself, (they are both similar in some strange way, watch clips of the original congresses with LRH on youtube and you will see what i mean).
You literally worship an alien overlord that tossed other aliens into a volcano. Your entire religion is a ponzi scheme cooked up by a b-list scifi writer.
Kevin Long
xenu is a metaphorical story taken entirely out of context. stop watching south park, it is degenerate trash.
Elijah Smith
it's a metaphor
said every con man when caught, ever.
Brody Diaz
Can you drink and smoke weed and still be a scientologist?
Noah Kelly
I’m curious. Tell me more. Give me an example on how it helps you become more successful.
Brayden Davis
Your founder associated with Crowley. Did he do butt sex?
Charles Anderson
>no one has been murdered or illegally detained by the church
drugs and alcohol is frowned upon by the church. but if you are willing to kick an addiction they will help you.
i personally wish we had more of a zero tolerance stance on degeneracy, and ditched narconon / criminon, but in the end those people will mostly use our services to get clean and move on, not many members are actually recovering addicts or criminals.
Joseph Ross
Ever eaten at Cafe Milano?
Jayden Wilson
>scientology is the perfect model of the white ethnostate you all dream of (whites helping whites succeed), you just cant see it through the propaganda.
Scilons work with Jews extremely closely, as well as the Chinese and US intelligence community to launder money for (((black projects))).
Last job I had I worked for a Scientology company and there were three jews in positions of power, because they made the company money.
There isn't a white nationalist bone in any Scilons body, they are extremely insular and don't care what ethnicity you are as long as you make the church money.
Now if you wanted to join just to make money and bang hot, naive white women, go for it.
Just don't expect to ever reach some kind of apotheosis or moral apex of your life in doing so.
Gavin Lee
how does the church feel about tom cruise now?
Adrian Jackson
REEEEEEEEEEEEE why do I have so many body thetans REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Scientology is the the only religion that comes close to explaining what goes on during particularly unpleasant DPH drug experiences.
I heard from someone I know who knows a Scientologist that they have succeeded with mind control. There was no moral judgement, just that they had.
Scientology seems to have a lot of cool techniques for reversing past emotional trauma and becoming the best you. Obviously there's something special about it considering how many ultra rich and famous people are part of it. That should tell people that it's at least somewhat legit.
As well the fact the media and establishment shits on it so hard tells me it's actually a good thing and works.
Please go on about Trump bring a Scientologist. That's super interesting to me.
Xavier Cook
I do have to disagree about Scientology being a White mans version of Judaism. From my research it's clear Scientology hosts a lot of Jews.
did he do something to shame the church?, im not in hollywood, but as far as i know he is a decent guy. some of the more conservative scientologists didn't like the barry seals movie a few years back where he glorified coke smuggling.
Aaron Gray
Oldfag /ancientfag Chanologist here. Still can’t believe we shilled the scio meme into IRL hate. Was all early Internet lulz ... taking a few minor court documents which may not have been legit .. and then whipping it up in the MSM. Back then NNTP USEnet newsreaders were the shitposting boards of the day and alt.religion.scio was full of it. Neckbeards just ran with all the disinfo. Just take a look at the kinda people that showed up at the chanolog rallies. Kek. And these days all the anti scio stuff is literally paid crisis actors ... failing (((Hollywood))) types that get paid for Infowars type disinfo.it all a Larp
I really don’t care about Scientology, but to see everyone swallowing the psyops is diddlydelicious. Frankly, pic related is an objectively shitty actor but has managed to stay a top box star, so something in scio must work.
>Wignats next gambit will be embracing scientology
Is there anything you people won't fall for? You're literally worshipping Satan.
Liam Nguyen
Idk, but there's a hell of a lot of Jews who pray to him.
Juan Gutierrez
LRH was based, but the people who took over the church after he passed are corrupt and evil as shit.
Luis Morgan
I have dissociation and complex ptsd alongwith a debilitating schizophrenia. Yeah I am fucked. But if it cured my dissociation... I'm tempted.
Ian Stewart
I'm not a scientologist but I definitely know that my soul has been imprisoned here by the galactic federation. Give me my FUCKING MOON CASTLE BACK. This is MY SYSTEM. FUCK.
you do know that most of those chanology protestors were not based white men, but in fact women, faggots, niggers and trannies from tumblr?
side with the poofters if you want, i will side with the anti-degeneracy anti-faggotry white mans religion.
Joseph Russell
That's why I blame them for kicking off occupy and the SJW leftist shit. If chanology had not happened none of that shit would exist.
Jackson Flores
do you think nazis achieved space travel, discover hollow earth and theyre the ones that will come save us?
Justin Gomez
Time for another Clambake.
Brody Cox
>being this obvious
anti-scientology shit was legit, McPherson died pretty horribly but you're right about the new anti-Scientology stuff actually being a ruse. Most of those "ex-Scientologists" are literally just doing limited hangout shit on TV, they're still scilons. [[[Leah Remini]]] [[[Mike Rinder]]] [[[Marty Rathbun]]] are all just funneling the money from their stupid A&E show back into the church. It's kind of ingenious really.
It's best to just stay away from both sides completely, if you don't have a dog in the fight then don't engage with these nutbags.
Lincoln Martinez
> eh trust us buddy, everyone else is lying
and the trap is set. You are going to have to do a LOT of convincing. Basically you are going to have to give up secrets, allow us to test them and see their truth before we will even begin to read your literature or even consider you.
Which is were you go "no no you have to join first". I.e. spring the trap first. Scorpion and the Frog.
So what can you offer?
Isaac Cruz
do Scientologists believe in God?
Why do you destroy the lives of people who are simply trying to get away from your organization?
Why are there so many former Scientologist "whistle blowers" saying how terrible it is? Are they just deep state plants trying to destroy it, or did they actually have a shitty experience?
>so you would understand how based the church and LRH are. I watch Leah Remini so I have a very clear idea of what a greed-based control-freak organization you idiots are.
Juan Walker
I'm sorry but you are a fake. L. Ron Hubbard was a black man! >Who do we want? >Zenu! >When do we want him? >Ten trillion years!
Lol go fuck yourself you creepy cult fuck. I have read better fanfic than your shitty sci-fi writer turned cult fag.
Still salty over chanology?
Tyler Moore
What is chanology?
Mason Barnes
No, Elron did the buttsex with Jack Parsons. Which is why he later had Parsons killed, cause Parsons shot his rocket into Elron’s Brown crater
Chase Mitchell
You've wondered off your internet reservation. Wait 'til OSA finds out you're interacting with SPs on Jow Forums.
Parker Davis
user, I used to shitpost this back in a day. The Florida investigation into McPherson ruled it an accident; the girl had mental health issues and was physically sick when she checked into the scio course. No one was ever convicted. She did died horribly, and that’s sad. Yet really it was just a hook to build the lulz against the scios. Take a bit some something and them whip it up waaay out context or control. Shit, we pretty much wrote the book and what all you newfags do now. Chanology was just early shitposting101. Took Habbo and put it IRL.
I can believe in whatever yi want without having to be part of a church, or as in your case sect.
Josiah Morgan
Scientology doesn’t make a damn bit of sense. And there weird as fuck the e meter is pseudoscience and so is all of Hubbard’s writings.
Gavin Nguyen
Oh, fuck anonymous tho They failed so badly after their few worthless members got arrested. They're a failed organization and this wiki just proves that even further.
she died in their custody with roach bites on her dude
It was a legitimately fucked up thing the church did and yes, it was used to whip normies and moralfags up. She wasn't any crazier than the rest of the scilons.
also there was the tom cruise video, remind yourself how much scilons fucking HATE channers
Anybody who defends scientology or advocates for it is a fucking nutbag
Jose Russell
I have no info about the scientologists, I see lots of UFO imagery in their posts and since the kike media hates everything about scientologists
maybe this is why they make movies for us to fear the ayys all the time. maybe germans established some bases with the top of the top ss members(aryans) in antarctica, inner earth or even further in outer space who knows maybe they will save us, do you think these relate? the 300 spartans movies seems like a metaphor for ww2, the spartans(nsdap) are wiped out in a outnumbered war, in the second the atheneans (democratic west) are in the brink of destruction just like today and the spartans come and save them in the end with their advanced ships. you say the 4d chess relates to trump being a scientologist himself, the guy that made the 300 spartans movies is a member of scientific christianity church or something alike and hes not a kike am I just coping?
In Strange Angel the author recounts that LRH stole Parson's boat and his woman. He had some sort of disability from the USN... he was probably Naval Intelligence and the whole shebang is a program. It was Clinton gave them the tax exemption if I remember correctly. None of the churches or the NFL for that matter should be tax exempt. Too, I can't believe insurance is legal.
Cameron Moore
>It was Clinton gave them the tax exemption if I remember correctly.
They use the Freewinds to traffic children and drugs from various countries, and do organ trafficking shit with the kikes in Israel.
The top echelon of their organization is the most CIAnigger of CIAniggers, the type of people who would still be a problem if the agency were dissolved.
here's an article from 2010 about how scilons went to haiti after the Earthquake, same time Laura Silsby was there
Their "humanitarian efforts" in third-world countries are usually just a cover to traffic shit.
Nathaniel Parker
kikes hate scienos because they're primarily white, there's nothing special about their hatred other than the fact that they can use the wacky shit they believe in as ammunition
