You get to pic a race gender and sexuality combo. You can be whatever you want, but not what you currently...

straight white male

Well the law of attraction says I want to be a woman, I guess I would be a super hot babe with a huge cock, then only fuck women.

>inb4 you retards don't understand attraction
>all real men want to be women
>hence we have a penis

What’re you now?

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Jewish Male so I can get this body type

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Flag checks out

white male

White male as of now, then White female if I can keep my race, and East Asian female if I can't keep my race

gonna learn to love some lesbo action

asian straight woman. i mean i don't wanna be a tiny-dick bugman but at the same time i can help my honorary aryan race repopulate nihon

I wish I was born a cute girl.

What’re you now?

this is only bc i cant be a white man

currently anglo-saxon man

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Transgendered white lesbian. That's the same as a white straight guy, right? I'm a woman who is stuck in a man's body who is attracted to women...

As a straight white man, the only way to have white kids while changing it in some way is to be a straight white woman. So I guess that's that.

Jew, male, hetero.
I rule the world

very high IQ

B-but no pp

slav man

Necron.

I'd become a qt slav grill so i can make white babies more easily

>lezbo asian woman
>not BI asian woman so that you could settle down with a cute white guy and your virginity intact when you re done munching on carpets
Pleb

pp is gay
if u have pp u gay

You could be a butch lesbo and not change anything

Based and redpilled BUT GAYYYYYYY

straight white female

Currently a straight tall blue-eyed white man. Guess I'll choose bisexual tall blue-eyed white female if it must be something different from what I am now.

The pizza pedos are worse then you could imagine. If the truth came out, even shitlibs and sjws would be joining up to kill politicians in the streets.

They are on a hellraiser torture porn level of fucked up. Weiners laptop had pics and vids. Several of the nypd cops who investigated , hardened cops who deal with gore and murder on the normal were brought to tears and nauseous vomiting, had to be restrained from immediately trying to going to plot and kill the suspects.

>impregnating underage girls and killing them upon birth

>raping the newborns and eating them

>eating children brains

>children and babies tortured and killed out of Boredem

>eating kids and babies alive

>babies hung from hooks and raped

>babies and children hung from hooks by the dozens, like a reverse Vlad Tepes

>groups of children raped, then killed at once in rooms specially designed to drain the blood

>bodies eaten, dissolved in acid, burned and thrown into an pit

>several keep trophies, penises, fingers, bones

>children living in cages

>children dismembered and used as quadriplegic sex toys, killed when they come of age

>children fed other children and babies

>gang rape of babies, passed around like a bong

>many divisions of cops, cps, and foster homes designed to bring kids

>hospitals lie about babies in incubation dying, and bring them pedos

>most live kids action kids shows exist only to "hire", advertise, and move kids

>all the while, the suspects act completely unphased and nonplussed

youtu.be/R0S7CGLUp44

>if only you knew

>some motivation after that

youtu.be/-UtILlQOH8Y

Pizza related MUSIC VIDEO

Thank me later

Also the answer to the mess

youtu.be/Hec4CVdpqRA

God Speed in defeating these Satanists Filth,.,.,...

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W-what?

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White man from Asia of course

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well I was a (You) farmer, but now I'm just a faggot

STRAIGHT WHITE FEMALE.
I mean... I get to be the next most worthy being in existence we know of next to the straight white male. 1488

What’s it like being a fag fren. Will you AMA for me please. I have some questions

jesus that was a fast and desperate response, will someone please get this rapist off me, i'm not actually a fag

I just wanted to hear your fag life story but fine. You shitty larper

jesus fucking christ. still talking about pizzagate. that shit is so retardedly debunked. you might wanna take a look at yourself for coming up with those scenarios though

He cute.

Will you let me suck ur bewbs?

dead

sounds gay

>What do you choose?
Blond, Blue eyed, feminine nordic woman
>why?
It's as standard it can get for a body but at the same time creative enough to get the job done regardless in what setting be it political, timelines or whatever.

If not I roll a-gendered lizard.

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A transgender nigger who thinks he/she/it is a dog, what the fuck do you think retard? i want to be Chad or maybe Stacey.

what am I am already, Germanic, Heterosexual Man
(maybe a qt nordic woman)

how could anyone want a vagina? it's like you have an open wound at all times and once a month its a bloody axe gash. also, i find the idea of taking a dick extremely traumatizing

Because as we all know White boys are all faggots, but unironically.

a hot jewish woman who served in the IDF of course.

>why
I get my pick of men, free ride through a lot of life, and access to the secret jewish money that I've heard about

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A Polish zoophile female, so I can star in BLACKED porn and do an underground dog- and horsefucking stunt to trigger everyone from left to right and back to left.

>she's not racist, because she eagerly fucks niggers
>you go girl, down with the old white patriarchy
>but she also fucks animals
>is this a clip of her getting fucked by a hog?
>she's a degenerate
>leftist aneurysm ensues
>the right condemned this long ago

I would sacrifice myself to unite the world.

Were it a reality, 500 years from now, Jow Forums would write me as a martyr in its bible

Havoc mi28 and attracted to M1A1 abrams and other havoc mi28s

Hapa female lesbian master race.

I mean look i get it, you're bored, you're with your mate, you're both shirtless, alone, by a lake, it's a hot summer night. I get it.

Straight asian woman, obviously. Pick of the litter and eternal youth.

LMFAO at all the unironic faggots that would choose being a woman, motherfucker you're geeey. Stop LARPing.

But if you were a woman it would be normal. Though yeah periods sound shit.

Look at this shit, you're not even being ironic. You want dick.

Well straight white woman is the complete winner of the lottery right now, so I'd probably be that.

OP did say something you aren't currently.

>it's not gay if i'm a woman

Nah nigga, you gay.

id be a smol azn trap and suck all of you guys dicks for free :3

A bigger better version of Chad, for example. You fucking queers.

mouth is a mouth but never let anyone fuck you in the ass
that's how you get diseases

Go away, we don't want your AIDS.

Asian bi-sexual woman

Too easy

Giardia, they don't make a breath mint strong enough to take the taste of man ass out of your mouth.

being an immortal loli who sucks dick would be 100% better than being a dude

You’re already so close. Just stop sucking dick

Doesn't that imply I was a woman that became Chad?

Or maybe you just want to get fucked in the ass by pigs and niggers, fag. I'll be honest, pretty disgusting shit.

And of course the moralist right winger is also a pedophile, like pottery.

Look, you could say "i want to be Tyrone" but you said you wanted to be a woman. You're gay or bi or whatever, but you're not straight.

South Korean Bi-Pedo
I'm coming for you kimmy kimmy kim

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I'm appalled shocked and disgusted by the shameless display of degeneracy on this board, seek God.

So anyway, i ask the guy for pizza and can you believe it? he ACTUALLY served me pizza instead of a toddler. Incredible, i mean what's wrong with this guy? i'm going to sue his goy ass for false advertisement.

Lesbian White female

*female of course

Even if I'm straight now obviously it will pass over in being female and thus what's considered straight to for women right?

>i want to be Tyrone
But didn't OP say you can't be something you currently are? Tyrone is a man.

Tyrone is a filthy nigger.

Definitely this

No such thing as a lesbian so really you just want Chad's big White cock mercilessly plowing your every hole. Slut.

I can choose to be black because I'm not black. Tyrone might be black but he's also male. I have to pick something I'm not. I'm male. Therefore I can choose to be black but I can't choose to be male therefore I can't be Tyrone. It's not about niggers it's principles.

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It's about you wanting to burn coal with sweaty, muscular, well-endowed niggers. Whore.

Rationalize your faggotry all you want, upcoming twink.

Now you're just projecting.

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Holy Fire, rain down upon us like manna from Heaven. I accept your righteous punishment.

youtube.com/watch?v=oINXMXTOslk
youtube.com/watch?v=je6tcrVEzW8

Look, you're the gay twink here.

bisexual white female are you joking?
>minority
>"lgbt"
>easier college acceptance
>more scholarship offers
>more job opportunities
>claim to be oppressed for literally no reason
>just find some rich guy, marry him then divorce him next day to take 70% of what he owned. Just claim you weren't in the mood on your wedding night and he raped you halfway through

>wants to be a nigger

get out

HA! you're in it for all the BIG DICKS. Fag. You love sweaty man balls.

Yea but if you were born in an earlier or probably later time period those privileges might not exist. Try not to pick shit simply because they're "in" now.

but that's my opinion at least do what you want

straight women ofc, white or asian
who the fuck wants to be a man

we can even skip the immortal and loli part (:

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Me again but 100% straight

asians aren't white. asian men are the biggest male consumers of cosmetics in the world. don't think that they haven't caught the whitening bug too

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